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Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples for Memorial Day

Olivia Wilde looks like she just ate lunch…a very big lunch…before getting into her bikini with her husband or fiance…some Saturday Night Live Clown….who you’d think wasn’t quite up to par or at least in a position to marry a movie star before remembering that Olivia Wilde is hardly a movie star, but her doughy body is in a bikini and all her weirdo fans can get excited about it, while being angry that she’s engaged, because it gets in the way of their fantasy that they will marry her, despite probably never meeting her, not cuz she’s all that unattainable of a goal. but because of geographic reasons…. All this to say, she reminds me why the UK doesn’t have very many beaches…keep their chimney sweepers toothless and clothed dammit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Zoe Kravitz Bikini Top for Vaga Magazine of the Day

I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was, cuz the media loves rich kids of rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturabted to, cuz she was the most accessible for white America to accept in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer and lawyer who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago. The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her HARD NIPPLE PHOTOSHOOTS she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, but still behavior I hate. Here she is in a bra or bikini top, sucking. The highlight of this photoshoot is that the magazine is called VAGINA

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Kelly Brook Does Indiana Jones of the Day

I don’t understand virgin loser movie nerds get off to seeing busty chicks dressed like their favorite male movie characters…it’s almost like they have the Indiana Jones fantasy but are too embarrassed to jerk off to Indiana Jones, because that would make them gay, and despite being virgins, who have never experienced a vagina, so they don’t know if they even like it, they don’t feel the need to add more problems to their already pathetic lives….so instead they just wait for a bitch marketed as hot pussy, to get in costume to play out their fantasy, so that they don’t have to deal with their possible homosexuality and they can remain focus on what matters, math and absitinence by circumstances and not by choice…if you know what I mean…

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