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Drunk Irish Santa and Some Other Holiday Cheer of the Day

Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense…. What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution…. I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…

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Drunk Irish Santa and Some Other Holiday Cheer of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Cleavage For The Holidays

I was going to take the day completely off, but I forgot to wish you guys a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays (sorry been a little drunk on eggnog). Anyway, I’m dealing with a hang over now, but I wanted to thank all of you for reading Tuna and supporting the site for so many years. I know 2011 will be awesome year for boobs. Speaking of boobs, here are some pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s tasty cleavage. See you guys back on Monday.