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Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs In A Silly Costume

Is Katy Perry still on the same old tour or is this some new garbage? I can’t tell, every time I see her she seems to be dressed up as some sort of annoying lollipop princess. Enough already. We want to see her dressed up as an adult female in tight skirts and sexy heels. I always feel like I’m on mushrooms watching this chick. At least she continues to bring along her big hipster cleavage and for that I am grateful. Something for the grown ups. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Went Back To Court

So Lindsay Lohan was in court again yesterday, I thought this crap was over, and she was kind enough to bring her big boobies along with her so that we have something to look at during the proceedings. Very thoughtful of her. For a skinny girl she’s definitely got some impressive talents up top, those things are even poking through her leather dress. Love it. Anyhow, is she going to jail or not? the suspense is killing me, I need to know if I should prepare a bunch of prison lesbian jokes or not. What the hell? Someone give me some answers. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Alyssa Milano’s Big Pregnant Breasts

We just found out the other day that Alyssa Milano got knocked up by some dude and already she’s out wearing her disgusting pregnancy clothing. Here she is at the premiere of that crappy movie Hall Pass looking, actually looking pretty good for a fat chick. I’ve always loved Alyssa so I’m only kidding about the fat thing, at least for now, in a few months she’s going to be gross. On the positive side, her big old pregnancy boobs have gotten my attention. Call me. more pictures of Alyssa Milano here

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Cleavage To Court

Lindsay Lohan and her big beautiful breasts had to make an appearance at the county courtroom again yesterday to defend themselves against accusations of grand theft or some crap like that. I don’t really care and I don’t normally follow celebrity court cases, but Lindsay’s breasts are just too amazing not to keep track of this crap. I can’t look away. I don’t really care what the outcome is to be honest, but I don’t want to see any harm come to those beauties. Free Lindsay’s Boobs! No really, let them out.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Hot Piece Of Ass

It’s nice to see that all of Lindsay Lohan’ s latest legal troubles haven’t affected her hotness in the least, here she is looking absolutely amazing in some photoshoot for something nobody gives a crap about. The chick is just sexy, I’d like to scramble her eggs. I don’t really know what that means, but I think it’s appropriate for this situation. Anyhow, I’m a big fan of this Lindsay, she photographs well, I can’t wait to see her in Playboy some day. You know it’s going to have to happen eventually.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Sexy For Court

Lindsay Lohan had yet another appearance at the courthouse yesterday, this time for some crap about stealing a necklace or something. I can’t keep track of all this crap anymore, if it’s not one thing it’s the other, but at least she looked pretty good while doing it. She cleans up rather nicely. I think I’ll send the judge an email stating that I’m willing to take her into my custody, she can spend her house arrest with me here in mother’s basement. I have plenty of cheese slices for the both of us and I need someone to help me clean my crusty socks. That should straighten her up.

Miss America Bikini Pictures

Here are a whole bunch of bikini pictures from the Miss America pageant . You’ve got to love women in high heels and bikinis, it makes them seem so classy. Anyhow, I’ve just got a few pictures from the preliminaries so they’re not all that hot. These are the girls who are going to go on to do porn or marry wealthy old dudes with one foot in the grave only to wake up one day rich, single and realizing they’ve given the best years of their lives to some geriatric…. Not to mention their looks will have completely faded. Good luck girls. more pictures of Miss America here

Rihanna Is A Sexy Redhead

Here’s Rihanna out the other night in her silly wig, come on that can’t be real hair, looking kinda normal for a change. I like it, she can’t go around dressed as a futuristic prostitute all the time, so this is a nice change. I think that I could talk to this Rihanna over a few cocktails, the Rihanna in tight space outfits from her concerts forget about it, completely out of my league. If a chick in jeans and a t-shirt can get my attention, she’s a keeper. Enjoy.

Daveigh Chase Is Hot New Talent

I don’t know anything about this Daveigh Chase chick, but I’m always on the look out for new “talent” so these are right up my alley. Here she is at some premiere for something I have no interest in looking hot in her little outfit. Look at those legs. I’d like to dip those things in chocolate and see where the night takes us. Obviously we’ll be completely nude and feeling good after killing a box of wine. Call me. more pictures of Daveigh Chase here

Daveigh Chase Is Hot New Talent

I don’t know anything about this Daveigh Chase chick, but I’m always on the look out for new “talent” so these are right up my alley. Here she is at some premiere for something I have no interest in looking hot in her little outfit. Look at those legs. I’d like to dip those things in chocolate and see where the night takes us. Obviously we’ll be completely nude and feeling good after killing a box of wine. Call me. more pictures of Daveigh Chase here