WOW! This is the first time I think Victoria Justice has taken her hotness to this extreme. I never thought she would even attempt the topless tease, but here she has done it for Instagram no less. Not for a major publication or film. I guess she is saving the real full frontal for the big money and maybe this is her way of auditioning for it. Anyway, I need to see those puppies, so can someone please get your wallets out.
Marta Morilla has her tits off while making dumb facial expressions to sow you how silly, and wild and how she doesn’t take herself too seriously…while being stripped down to bear her soul to you….and by soul I mean all these girls on the internet producing content about themselves, naked or not naked, or trying to manipulate us with their tits to think they are stripping down and showing us their souls, but they are just manipulating, pulling tactics, creating identities and messaging for all of us to buy into their LIES… But at least we get to see their tits….unfortunately not her pussy today…she’s building up to that…you can’t expect to give a dude anal on the first date if you want his respect or to call you back…unless he has to, since he’s been everywhere he needs to go….right. She Looks old..but never too old for a goodtime with tits. The post Marta Morilla brings A Series of Unfortunate Facial Expressions to her Tit Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Irina Shayk the Mail Order Bride of the Day was the alternate title, or Irina Shayk Backpages Image of the Day…because that was the life she could have been living if she wasn’t a trained Russian spy who used her hotness to infiltrate the American scene and wind up knocked up by an A-Lister, as much as I don’t like Acknowledging Brad Cooper as an A-Lister, I’m like the Academy Awards up in here, and he’s just some dude from The Hangover who’s been able to polarize things…while being roped in by a Russian model who knows how to poke holes in the condom cuz theoretically her life was over at 30 and she had to make a move…but clearly isn’t over based on this thong pic…you know still doing big Russian things…hard working and soulless and hot. Nice. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Irina Shayk Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You gotta be a serious weirdo Kate Beckinsale fan to get into this shit quality Kate Beckinsale Content…and the good news for Kate Beckinsale is that her fans are consistent fucking weirdos who like all things Kate Beckinsale…even though she’s old..they don’t care because they grew up together, they are old too, watching her maintain the same body all these years as her vagina greys, and her face starts to sag…cuz you can only bullshit your hotness for too long…eventually you just need to rely on the socially awkward fans who think they are dating you…or that you’re the best out there compared to the pigs, the literal pigs in their dad’s farm they live on cuz society scares their hick on disability asses….but the star of underworld…yeah…she’s better than that…. Here she is straddling a chair… The post Blurry Kate Beckinsale Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’m still not sure if Alexis Ren is on DWTS or if she was kicked off, but she is updating her Instagram much more so I am assuming she is done. Even though, I saw her dance and believe she’s borderline a professional dancer and probably should win, but they won’t allow it cause she’s just an Instagram model. Anyway, who cares about that show, let’s focus on her hotness.
I have no clue why I’m posting these weird pictures of Paris Jackson . I find them creepy and totally not sexy. I guess they are somewhat interesting. I think I may have smoked to much weed this morning. Let’s move along. » view all 11 photos
I think Victoria Justice is one of the hottest “celebs” out there. I’ve been saying it for years and for years she has disappointed us, but 2018, she has finally taken her hotness game to a new level and Little Tuna is loving every Instagram post she does. Let’s hope this keeps up. All we need now is some implied nudes. Fingers crossed.
I haven’t done a post on Rihanna in ages and that’s because Rita Ora stole her thunder. And this photoshoot isn’t going to get it back. I remember when RiRi was killing the hotness game and causing pantfires everywhere, but it’s just a memory. Hopefully, she can pull it together and give us some goodness in the near future.
Did I not just say a few days ago, that I’m so happy that Victoria Justice is embracing her hotness and finally giving us what we want: her in a bikini on a regular basis. Then I said all she needs to do now to win my heart from Bella Thorne is to show her tongue and bang there’s the tongue. She now listening to my advice. Only took 4 years!
If what Ariana Grande says is true, God is a real sl%t! Here is her new video and I always watch female artist music videos with the sound off first because I need to see if they can wake up little Tuna and then I’ll listen to it with the sound on. Unfortunately, little Tuna stayed asleep, so there was no point listening to it. I already know the song sucks. It’s a shame because Ariana is such a cutie and has the potential to create pantfires. Please let me direct the next video! » view all 15 photos