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Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy

Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone… It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating… But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful… The post Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skinny Model Romee Strijid in a Bikini of the Day

I am a huge fan of skinny models, I fucking love skinny, but even this is too skinny, something I’d never think was possible….and actually isn’t possible, but when I look at her non existent ass and pussy lips hanging out of her because she’s got no muscle or fat to keep it all in….I think…the media will slaughter her and her skinny limbs because the media loves fat chicks… Sure, I like my skinny chicks more meth scabbed and weak looking, pale, bags under their eyes…to weak to run from dying…but model skinny is alright too…. This is what she gets paid for, doing it for free…magic…it’s all magic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny Model Romee Strijid in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton’s Picking her Ass on the Beach

Fired from Leonardo DiCaprio’s bed..which led to her being fired from Victoria’s Secret…leading to her not being fired from the all you can eat buffet where she stocked up on food like she was Karolina Kourkova in the fat years…you can google it…I’ve been doing this blog for a long time and these sluts are interchangeable and repetitive… New life was sucked into her career by the good people at Sports Illustrated, who said “we need big girls of all sizes, let’s use you, you’re a name, you’re known, let’s reinvigorate things”…that was in February… Well, she’s still bigger, not offensively big, just too big of a belly hanging over her bathing suit for someone like me who likes skinny models…but who people will love, since fat chicks are popular and trendy in this inclusive safe space everyone is friends world we live in…I mean she’s hardly plus sized, even though she’s huge….. I’m glad she’s smiling and powered through the dark times, but it may just be a sugar high…before the crash…thanks to all the cake. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton’s Picking her Ass on the Beach appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sex on the Porch of a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Woman Walking in Snow Popeyes Chicken Restaurant Robbery Fail I am not the fat mexican man stealing beer in texas but I should be Police Chase Ends with Car Slammed in Pole Cop Enters Kung Foo Mode Man Stabs WIfe – Gets Stoned and Beaten by Crowd Naked Man Pulled from Chimney Elderly Woman Shop owner VS Robber Obama Goes 11 Minutes over the Stop Talking Buzzer A Man Recreates Hyperdrive with a Snowstorm – Because People Have Star Wars Fever Dog Saved From Drain in a Land that Eats Dog…Maybe this is Urban Farming Sneaky Dog Stealing TOilet Paper The post Sex on the Porch of a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Shower Scene for Love Magazine December 1st Advent Calendar Video of the Day

Love Magazine has some cool factor in the “industry”, either a great PR team or a millionaire editor or publisher who congregates with these idiots and who has a relationship with model agents and publicists that get them the relevant talent, whether photo or video people or the “talent” and I use that word very fucking loosely…like Kendall Jenner.. Every december for the last many fucking years, I post their advent calendar, not because they pay me, but because I genuinely think it is good, and really if I didn’t hate on these people I’ll day, I’d totally suck up to them and feed their ego, to leverage them, to make this site more relevant….the problem is my soul doesn’t allow me to play the game like that and for that reason, coupled with laziness, disorganization and limited talent…I remain a critic not a creator…or whatever these Love magazine people are…beyond using Kendall to get hits to their shit… These people hate being teased, are so sensitive and love being sucked up to, so if you meet a Kendall and want her to promote your shit, don’t call her the daughter of a tranny freak, just overrated and prostituted by her mother….because they’ve figured out how to trick the world…for now.. She’s not even cute…even in the shower…I despise her… Via Love Magazine The post Kendall Jenner Shower Scene for Love Magazine December 1st Advent Calendar Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nela Zisser the Model Competitive Eater and She’s Eating 10 Scorpions of the Day

Nela Zisser is a not so famous New Zealand model – at least not on her INSTAGRAM ….so she turned turned herself into a competitive eater..because I guess she was into food, her fast metabolism, and the general public wanting plus sized models, led her to eat, only to realize she stays skinny, and that it’s a funny storyline for people who make fun of skinny models, telling them to have a sandwich, because they are fat and can’t accept that maybe they are just genetically superior at processing food..Jealous bitches.. Well, Nella ate 10 scorpions…people are going nuts…because models aren’t supposed to eat…unless it is followed by throwing up…and if they do…they aren’t supposed to eat scorpions….that’s just weird.. She’s about to go viral..turn that 14000 followers in 14 million….all she needs is more lingerie in the mix…butt shots and burgers…yes please..the combination of all things good…food and skinny bithes… She’s not the cute though…and really 10 Scorpions is hardly that gross…but I’ll give it to her…and I’d give it to her.. The post Nela Zisser the Model Competitive Eater and She’s Eating 10 Scorpions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day

Candice Huffine is a plus sized model, and despite hating on skinny models for being fat, or fat models who pretend to be skinny, I am all for a fat chick, getting half naked, partially for the comedic aspect of the whole thing, but also because I like girls in their bikinis to take ownership of who and what they are… Meaning, I don’t care if you’re fat, I’ll probably still fuck you, I’m not soem LA narcissitic freak who thinks everyone in my presence must embody perfection, in fact I have fucked so many disgusting fucking people, that you’d be surprised I can say anything about anyone… I mean, I married an obese woman who smells and who for years I hoped would die of heart disease, without realizing it was a slow killer, making me resent all the fat girls of the world…but ever since I started cheating on her with tinder sluts, I’ve been great… But I do care if you’re a cunt and think your’e more important or hotter than than you are…if you’re fat and owning it…I kinda want to stick my dick in your sloppy stomach folds…because I’d hate to get you pregnant, one fat wife is enough for me… The post Candice Huffine is the Plus Sized Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristy Kaurova Hot Winter Photoshoot of the Day

It’s cold as fuck here – so I figure why not post some aspirational pictures of an erotic pantsless winter…. I know more dreadful catalog type pics of skinny models you’ve never heard of like Kristy Kaurova from Russia…who is making moves by photographing well…you know escaping a life of gymnastics and/or mail order bride and/or rationed bread and/or weight lifter and/or beating the Americans into Space and/or who the fuck cares about Russia…this is globalization motherfuckers…we are all God’s people…of the same species and our difference don’t change are anatomy…and our anatomy…at least this Kristy Kaurova model’s anatomy makes me want to rub my flacid anatomy against her inner thigh….I’m romantic like that….but more importantly….I’m into world peace like that….

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