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Miley Naked at the VMAs of the Day

I can’t get enough Miley Cyrus….mainly because she gets naked…and has a little hipster bush..and that’s all I really require in my life to survive.. Sure, her music sucks, her branding is annoying TUMBLR fake, her voice is terrifying..but I never turn down an inbred chick, rich or not, who get naked…as long as they get naked…because naked…is so contemporary…so now…so new…even though I’ve always known bitches who get naked…and i’ve always liked girls who get naked.. Licking the Pinannnnny The post Miley Naked at the VMAs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristy Kaurova Hot Winter Photoshoot of the Day

It’s cold as fuck here – so I figure why not post some aspirational pictures of an erotic pantsless winter…. I know more dreadful catalog type pics of skinny models you’ve never heard of like Kristy Kaurova from Russia…who is making moves by photographing well…you know escaping a life of gymnastics and/or mail order bride and/or rationed bread and/or weight lifter and/or beating the Americans into Space and/or who the fuck cares about Russia…this is globalization motherfuckers…we are all God’s people…of the same species and our difference don’t change are anatomy…and our anatomy…at least this Kristy Kaurova model’s anatomy makes me want to rub my flacid anatomy against her inner thigh….I’m romantic like that….but more importantly….I’m into world peace like that….

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The Best Picture of Britney Spears You Will See Today of the Day

I don’t watch the X-Factor…so as far as I’m concerned Britney is still the crazy fat slob shaving her head and flashing her cunt…breaking out of her cage/bear trap that her handlers had her in…by getting knocked up by a genius opportunist’s sperm….because this medicated, controlled, Britney is just depressing….so I ignore she exists…but that was until today…when this hard nipple pic dropped in my inbox…cuz a hard nippled mom…no matter what her mental illness or depressing life may be…is still a tit worth looking at….

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The Best Picture of Britney Spears You Will See Today of the Day

The Best Picture of Britney Spears You Will See Today of the Day

I don’t watch the X-Factor…so as far as I’m concerned Britney is still the crazy fat slob shaving her head and flashing her cunt…breaking out of her cage/bear trap that her handlers had her in…by getting knocked up by a genius opportunist’s sperm….because this medicated, controlled, Britney is just depressing….so I ignore she exists…but that was until today…when this hard nipple pic dropped in my inbox…cuz a hard nippled mom…no matter what her mental illness or depressing life may be…is still a tit worth looking at….

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Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before …but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..

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Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before …but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..

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Miley Cyrus For Twitter of the Day

What the world needs now more than ever is a little hipster Miley in some short red pants with boots and a tube top showing off her little tits and stomach…..while making duck faces like a 15 year old she may or may not be genetically modified to be thanks to disney….and by the world I mean my masturbation…

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Miley Cyrus For Twitter of the Day