Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her… So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics… She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from…. Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others… Her Nipples…..are out…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Giada De Laurentiis Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Christina Milian….whatever… She irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over… But apparently it’s not…she’s found new life…with the hard nipple pussy dance party. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Milian Hard Nipple Pussy Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alexandra Stan….who you can follow on instagram is ALEXANDRA STAN THE ARTIST so that you know she’s an artist … it’s important to label yourself in this world of whores pretending to be artists…so people know who the real artists are…even if art is a myth…and artists are pretty pretentious to call themselves artists even if they are artists because you’d think real artists wouldn’t have the brazen attitude to call themselves artists…but would instead be like “I make paintings for fun”…the whole labeling yourself an artist, identifying as an artist is like a trans person…identifying as another gender…because art is really just being a glorified technician and any artist I have met has been bullshit…scammers.. That said, this artist is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views…. Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam. Here she is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alexandra Stan Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think the best way to start my day at :30 is to see Taylor Momsen exasperated, exhausted, destroyed, topless, after one of her shows…because that’s just the intensity she brings to rock and roll…. She’s no candy coated, voice of “where are you christmas” from the Grinch who Stole Christmas like her parents stole her youth, or maybe gifted her with a career, because she can channel that angst into her shitty rock and roll…”art”.. She’s like a fucking Garth Brooks concert, bitch runs everywhere, or just another lazy coddled rich kid, tired cuz she had to get up and perform to keep that money coming in…. The energy so raw…so real…so contrived…where are the tits? Remember she was a girl who broke free from her bullshit celebrity – wearing lingerie in concerts…what is this bullshit…it’s just that…bullshit… GIVE ME MORE. We live in a world where everyone are sluts. Deliver. The post Taylor Momsen’s Intensity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance… Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids… But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over… Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over… The post Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It's been a few months since the rumor mill began churning out notions that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber were hooking up , but for the most part, that scuttlebutt has since died all the way down. While Kourtney denied the rumors and Justin played coy, the reality star's ex Scott Disick now has something to say about it. In the preview clip below for Keeping Up With the Kardashians , the family plays a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity during a ski vacation in Vail, Colorado. It's Kourt's turn, and she pulls a card that reads, “Why am I sticky?” According to the rules of the game, each player must submit a card from their hand with the funniest – or most appropriate – answer to the question. The submissions included some real zingers, and Kourtney reads them aloud. “A Fleshlight,” she reads from the first card. “Your weird brother,” reveals a second response. But we think Scott's contribution kinda took the cake. “Justin Bieber,” Kourtney reads, to which Kendall releases a toe-curling noise we never knew she was capable of. “I put that one,” Scott finally admitted. Oh, SNAP. Kourtney remains pretty cool and collected throughout, as she has during the entire Biebergate phase. But we think the best reaction may have come from Khloe: When reports of Kourtney and Justin's “arrangement” first surfaced, Scott was reportedly super pissed . But it seems now he has a sense of humor about it – and why wouldn't he? It's one of the few things that's keeping him relevant these days.
It's been a few months since the rumor mill began churning out notions that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber were hooking up , but for the most part, that scuttlebutt has since died all the way down. While Kourtney denied the rumors and Justin played coy, the reality star's ex Scott Disick now has something to say about it. In the preview clip below for Keeping Up With the Kardashians , the family plays a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity during a ski vacation in Vail, Colorado. It's Kourt's turn, and she pulls a card that reads, “Why am I sticky?” According to the rules of the game, each player must submit a card from their hand with the funniest – or most appropriate – answer to the question. The submissions included some real zingers, and Kourtney reads them aloud. “A Fleshlight,” she reads from the first card. “Your weird brother,” reveals a second response. But we think Scott's contribution kinda took the cake. “Justin Bieber,” Kourtney reads, to which Kendall releases a toe-curling noise we never knew she was capable of. “I put that one,” Scott finally admitted. Oh, SNAP. Kourtney remains pretty cool and collected throughout, as she has during the entire Biebergate phase. But we think the best reaction may have come from Khloe: When reports of Kourtney and Justin's “arrangement” first surfaced, Scott was reportedly super pissed . But it seems now he has a sense of humor about it – and why wouldn't he? It's one of the few things that's keeping him relevant these days.
Chris Brown recently revealed 25 fun facts about himself to Us Weekly, including some very interesting revelations about life, love and parenting. The primary takeaways from the magazine’s feature on the R&B star? Trying to figure out what goes on in his head is useless; In many ways he is a walking, talking contradiction; He may not know the meaning of certain words. There are some nice ones, like “I bought my mom a $1 million dollar house when I was 15 years old” and “I love dancing with my daughter Royalty .” Chris also owns 14 Burger Kings, although he doesn’t eat beef, directs all his own music videos, got his first tattoo at 13, and so on and so forth. Brown was kind enough to reveal 25 facts about himself that most people don’t know, and by “kind,” we mean “inconsiderate and hurtful.” But then it just got weird. “I’m the only singer who has been incarcerated and had a No. 1 record at the same time,” he reveals, as though this were a feather in his cap. (The song was ” Loyal .”) Oh, and “When I was 6, I witnessed a relative attempt suicide.” He left out the fact that he lost his virginity at age 8 , but dude’s childhood explains a lot. We’re not saying Breezy isn’t responsible for his many misdeeds, but upbringing plays a huge role. Then he gets even more deep. And disturbed. “I paint monsters that are mirror images of people’s negative views of me,” he adds. “I smile a lot because this world doesn’t allow for people to cry.” Seriously? Finally, for his very last fact on Us Weekly’s “25 Things” feature , Chris delivers the coup de grace: “I think the best thing God created was a woman.” Comment rendered unnecessary, but if he’s capable of doing the things he does to the finest thing God can create, that sort of sums up his psyche. Good thing he also reveals he speaks with a pastor and a therapist on a regular basis, because their services are clearly needed and then some.
Chris Brown recently revealed 25 fun facts about himself to Us Weekly, including some very interesting revelations about life, love and parenting. The primary takeaways from the magazine’s feature on the R&B star? Trying to figure out what goes on in his head is useless; In many ways he is a walking, talking contradiction; He may not know the meaning of certain words. There are some nice ones, like “I bought my mom a $1 million dollar house when I was 15 years old” and “I love dancing with my daughter Royalty .” Chris also owns 14 Burger Kings, although he doesn’t eat beef, directs all his own music videos, got his first tattoo at 13, and so on and so forth. Brown was kind enough to reveal 25 facts about himself that most people don’t know, and by “kind,” we mean “inconsiderate and hurtful.” But then it just got weird. “I’m the only singer who has been incarcerated and had a No. 1 record at the same time,” he reveals, as though this were a feather in his cap. (The song was ” Loyal .”) Oh, and “When I was 6, I witnessed a relative attempt suicide.” He left out the fact that he lost his virginity at age 8 , but dude’s childhood explains a lot. We’re not saying Breezy isn’t responsible for his many misdeeds, but upbringing plays a huge role. Then he gets even more deep. And disturbed. “I paint monsters that are mirror images of people’s negative views of me,” he adds. “I smile a lot because this world doesn’t allow for people to cry.” Seriously? Finally, for his very last fact on Us Weekly’s “25 Things” feature , Chris delivers the coup de grace: “I think the best thing God created was a woman.” Comment rendered unnecessary, but if he’s capable of doing the things he does to the finest thing God can create, that sort of sums up his psyche. Good thing he also reveals he speaks with a pastor and a therapist on a regular basis, because their services are clearly needed and then some.
I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
