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5 Reasons The Series Premiere of Mary + Jane Was Totally Dope

MTV just premiered its new comedy ‘Mary + Jane’ — here’s why we already love it.

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Here’s Why We’re Obsessed With The Star Of Loosely Exactly Nicole

‘Girl Code’ star Nicole Buyer was in her element during tonight’s series premiere of MTV’s latest scripted comedy.

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day

I still think the best Verne Troyer moment was when he was pulling his Turkey….no…that’s not code for midget jerking off…her was actually pulling a fucking turkey.. But seeing him drunk and falling into the club owner’s arms in Miami recently is worth watching…because everyone likes a freakish dwarf with a hooker and alcohol problem in his element…because you know that he’s crawled into a girl’s pussy at least once and that in and of itself is magic…and I believe in magic… The post Verne Troyer Mini Me Drunken Fall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day

Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year… Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have… Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes…. The post SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Pretending to be a Cover Model of the Day

Lady Gaga got the Cover of Harper’s because she’s a cover girl. Or maybe she has a good PR team. Or maybe Harper’s owes her a favour from an exclusive she gave them back when she peaked, or maybe despite her record sales, she’s still Lady Gaga, still a huge star, still capable of selling magazines even though magazines are a dying breed….but I guess the people at Harper’s aren’t insane. It’s like you don’t give a sinking ship thanks to no one caring about her antics all the glory, you want until people start mourning its loss…you know like the public did with Michael Jackson. One day a pedophile everyone hated, the next day dead and a legend…you fickle pieces of shit… That said, they also gave the cover to Penelope Cruz and Linda Evangelista are also cover girls…because Gaga doesn’t deserve anything…if you take a second away from her tits…you’ll see a face that was meant to be behind the scenes…seriously…what a horrible fucking face…

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Emma Roberts for Jimmy Choo of the Day

Wanna know what I like…Emma Roberts. I don’t know what it is about her, I don’t think she’s insanely hot. I don’t think she’s got this banging body. I don’t really care to see her in a bikini or strutting around for attention…but there’s this element of cute hipster who you’d see in the park reading a book, because reading is super hipster, wearing a pair of short shorts with her ass hanging out…and if you’re lucky with some stray pubic hair sticking out…because hipsters don’t maintain that shit..that wouldn’t be hipster..that would be caring and the first law of hipster is not caring… Maybe I am into the fact that her dad is some fallen from the top star, who she had to grow up listening to him complaining about the glory days, so caught up in his own self destruction to give her the attention she needed…you know always introducing her to new hot aspiring actors he was slamming…confusing her…giving her the daddy issues I am sure she has…and here she is modelling for shoes…a lot less interesting than her starring in sex scenes..but good enough to look at for 10 seconds than move on…

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Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder of the Day

Friends of the site, Jonathan Leder and his model muse AMY LEDER , the brains behind a modern skin mag called FETISHISM MANIFESTO , that explores sexuality with what I call fashion or art nudity…just released this awesome set of pictures for Purple Magazine…and I may or may not be in love. What they are doing is bringing back eroticism in nude content. They are doing what Playboy and Penthouse did so well years ago, before being misguided into going harder and hard and harder…until the only think left in porn is necorphilia but that probably already exists…since society so fucking porno-ed up and distorted thanks to the internet… As someone who has been exposed to porn on all levels, from being on set to dealing with porn girls….there’s something magical about just seeing a beautiful model…naked in her element…not getting throat fucked… I am into this team’s work…and I’m into bush in a huge way…and I into erotica and more importantly I am into staring at Amy Hood naked…even in black and white…which I am not so into but I still think it’s a win/win…

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Chrissy Teigen’s Is One Sexy Beach Bunny

OK, now this is more like it. After those lame shots we had of Chrissy Teigen all covered up on the red carpet last week , the Sports Illustrated swimsuit hottie is back in her element: a bikini photoshoot. I don’t know what she’s doing posing on a farm for a company called Beach Bunny, but who cares? Because if you think the pictures are good, just wait until you check out the video that goes with them. Two words: more please. » view all 27 photos

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The Amazing Spider-Man’s Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, the New Hepburn & Tracy?

So says Marvel superproducer Avi Arad , describing the spark between the on- (and rumored off-)screen Amazing Spider-Man couple: “On camera the chemistry is real. Those scenes are where Marc Webb really gets into his element. It’s the hardest thing to do and they do it. These two are like Hepburn-Tracy of modern time. It’s a war of brains that turns into attraction.” Does that make Spider-Man their Woman of the Year ? Discuss. [ ScreenCrush ]

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