Her name is Karlie Kloss…and she’s in some Victoria’s Secret bullshit that no one with a penis ever really understood – because her sex appeal is zero…but they pulled her from the high fashion runways and decided that she works as one of their personalities…and I guess Taylor Swift liked the way she worked also, and decided to co-sign her and make her work for her, as her life-like doll – as the first of the VS models the weird pop singer recruited into her apartment…an apartment they lived together in…simulating a normal NY experience bitches who don’t make 200 million a year live… The whole thing – very fucking weird…creepy and probably evil…but I guess in being Taylor’s number one fan, soul sister, partner in crime…she’s also doing media like Women’s Health, you know because she’s got a name of her own now… This isn’t exciting… Maybe you prefer seeing Taylor Swift, slutty temptress, being followed by men… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Groupie in Women’s Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Karlie Kloss…and she’s in some Victoria’s Secret bullshit that no one with a penis ever really understood – because her sex appeal is zero…but they pulled her from the high fashion runways and decided that she works as one of their personalities…and I guess Taylor Swift liked the way she worked also, and decided to co-sign her and make her work for her, as her life-like doll – as the first of the VS models the weird pop singer recruited into her apartment…an apartment they lived together in…simulating a normal NY experience bitches who don’t make 200 million a year live… The whole thing – very fucking weird…creepy and probably evil…but I guess in being Taylor’s number one fan, soul sister, partner in crime…she’s also doing media like Women’s Health, you know because she’s got a name of her own now… This isn’t exciting… Maybe you prefer seeing Taylor Swift, slutty temptress, being followed by men… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Groupie in Women’s Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDRICKY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite…. She’s not…but she’s just marketed to us, in all the popular romantic comedies and popular movies, but she’s boring, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it all while rocking a creepy mouth…. THis is the premise of her new movie … Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister’s Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo. Sounds like an oscar winner… The post Anna Kendrick Questionable in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kendrick is one of my least favorite women in movies, which isn’t saying much because I generally don’t like any bitches in movies, and for the most part I don’t remember any of their names, so saying KENDRICKY is my least favorite, is almost like saying she’s my favorite…. She’s not…but she’s just marketed to us, in all the popular romantic comedies and popular movies, but she’s boring, the fact that she’s made it when I don’t really understand why she’s made it all while rocking a creepy mouth…. THis is the premise of her new movie … Two hard-partying brothers place an online ad to find the perfect dates for their sister’s Hawaiian wedding. Hoping for a wild getaway, the boys instead find themselves out-hustled by an uncontrollable duo. Sounds like an oscar winner… The post Anna Kendrick Questionable in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
40 year old Kerry Washington, who was in 12 Years as a Slave, and/or Straight Out of Compton, and/or Every Tyler Perry Movie, and/or The Help, and/or Crash, and/or Selma, and/or Django Unchained and/or RAY and/or The Cosby Show…is now in SELF MAGAZINE. Yes…I am making a joke about Hollywood being racist…that is not that much of a joke, what is a joke is that people are pretending Straight Out of Compton is a black movie, ignoring the fact that every hip hop show I’ve ever been to, has been 85% white kids…I also like that people are talking about the “beefed up” security like it is a black thing, when really it’s a marketing thing… All this to say, I love all women, black women included, black women don’t love me, possibly because of my small penis…I generally don’t care for old ladies, like Kerry Washington, but I don’t mind staring at her ass in pictures of her posing, because she’s still hotter than most 20 year old white girls… Here’s the video.. The post Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator…no one cares about… But we do care about tits…and she has tits… Tits that she wants to show off to the world… Because tits are in style… People love tits. Here is some Miley and Rita…cuz it’s a small exclusive world you can’t be part of… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER TITS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chubby Ashley Benson, like other chubby girls is a comedian…using her jokes to get ahead, instead of her tits, because they’ve taken her as far as she can go….so instead she’s out making cum on her face jokes…and it is perfect…It’s like she gets it… I generally don’t like shit, fart, girls making cum shot jokes…I just find it trashy and usually makes me not want to fuck a girl for being so lame….But today is a new day, I am feeling not so irritable, I guess my Diabetes are chilling, because for some reason, a reason I call her big tits, I am sold her being a frat boy, not cuz I’m gay and into frat boys or their initiaions, but because she’s famous….and trolling, which is what every famous person should be doing…use that fame for LOLZ… The post Ashley Benson is Funny on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Remember there was something called the Fappening…that no one really gave a fuck about…because people generally don’t give a fuck these days about anything but maybe people in their immediate circle naked…it’s like “Oh Jennifer Lawrence nude selfie, cool, who cares”….kind of generation…when I’m from a generation of “OMG Paris Hilton Flashed her Thong”…and people would take for the fucking year… Anyway…she’s been cast as Supergirl…and I guess it is important to see her in her element…with condom…which is so rare these days and not very representative of a super girl attitude that all the hookers I know who don’t use condoms and let dudes cum in them think they have… Doesn’t matter….you can google her nudes…. The post SuperGirl Super Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like to think that Emily Osment is actually Haley Joel Osment with a set of fake tits and some female hormone therapy, either before or after the chop… Not because I am into transgendered girls who still have their penis because I am all about tits and figure if they have a girly enough face it’s not gay when I take them from behind…in a lot of ways a man trying to be a girl is more feminine than an actual girl since she’s got something to prove, especially when that man trying to be a girl is an Oscar nominated actor… The fact is that I generally don’t really find tranny’s all that hot…I just like to think that the Haley Joel Osment storyline was a little more twisted, with a lot more depth than just him fading into obscurity, and introducing his sister to his agents to get work, while he sits around and smokes weed all day remembering the good old days of stardom… Either way, whether she is Haley Joel or not…she’s got some tits she likes showing off. Some may say overcompensating for having a penis, I say…keep up the good work. #494248581 / gettyimages.com #494248573 / gettyimages.com
Remember – when reading this story – that Kanye is dropping an Album in 3 days. That people close to her have told me she never fucked him. This is all for publicity. Sure, she’s hotter than Kim, but so is a pile of dog shit. Sure she is like a pornstar without the porn…which is typical from girls from Quebec. It’s like the fallback plan is to be a stripper, so they all do what they can to look like strippers, in the event they ever need to be strippers. Usually these kinds of girls can be found at the local bar or club peddling drinks for tips that they use for cosmetic improvements and trips to Cuba or other Miami for DJ week because like all girls…They love guys with money, or fame, or status, from DJs to bar owners. Like all girls they love attention, so much that they change their FACEBOOK name from the stupid nickname they have been using since I’ve had her on FACEBOOK – to her actual fucking name so people can find her… Not humiliated by her new fame..but loving that it went viral and everyone is finally talking about her. She’s been waiting for this moment all her life. This is her big hit, the 5 minutes and we can all hope it leads to a sex tape. Even though she claims she never fucked Kanye. Remember the convenient thing in the story is that Kanye is dropping an album in 3 days, that Kim Kardashian needs this storyline, and that I am sure he’s fucking all kinds of things, mainly men, since he’s not even with Kim Kardashian, it’s all one big media blitz bullshit lie…. What we can gather from her instagram is that – 1 she loves her implants, because they make her face worth looking at. They get her all the tips and male attention so she shows them off. They are her BFF. 2 she likes when black guys ride the back of her canoe. 3 she has a thing for monkeys 4 she loves money 5 she loves headlining DJs. Here are her top 37 Instagram pics, cuz this shit hits close to home and I’m gonna cover it. Even if it doesn’t matter, is all lies, I just appreciate implants making moves…in the most simplistic and hilarious ways. IT’s nice to see dreams come true via vagina or by lying about her vagina,or by someone else lying about her vagina…because I have a feeling she didn’t even bang him….but I’ll ride this story hard.
