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Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a big fan of Dylan Penn…not only because she’s got big tits, or because we’ve seen her nudes when the nudes were leaked, reminding us that she’s got great tits, and is good at masturbating, like most people probably are….I mean if you’re going to do it, you might as well be good at it…and I guess it’s be hard to be bad at it…since even retards, like full fledged retards are good at it…they do it everywhere…especially at the public pool on retard swim day… That said, Dylan Penn, celebrity child…her mom is Jenny from Forrest Gump…her brother Hailey Joel Osment, who is now known as Emily Osment…her dad Tom Hanks…which is weird…but I guess Sean Penn adopted her…. I appreciate some Celebrity kids, not most celebrity kids, but the ones who aren’t annoying cunts, but rather who know their parents are famous and find happiness and comfort in that, and who don’t really try to go out there and become a Kardashian..or the girl in 50 Shades of Grey… There are always a few dialed in and connected rich kids who are just all around awesome, and then there are those who are the fucking opposite of that…so until Dylan Penn gets annoying…she’s great…and I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot in a bikini…fucking on the beach….practicing her surfing on some boners….or maybe I am. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened… Because TITS get hits, and people love tits, so showing up to the party with tits, will distract people enough from your face to know you see dead people… I will not believe he is still around and not Emily until he does Dancing with the Stars like Malcolm in the middle. The post Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family…. The post Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin’s Big Potato Head Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin showed her tits for Treats, so it’s now her duty to push them tits as far as they will take her, since her overall look and size wasn’t able to get her really followed, or celebrated as a babe, and her Cousin and her cunt friends took over the social media hustle, leaving this one in the dust like the little pig her dad said she was, forced to go to rehab and date angry lesbians…and now forced to walk around with her tits out, nipples out, it’s the only thing that’s worked for her to date…so she’s gotta keep it up and running.. Here’s her titty video from Treats…because her new marketing angle is tits…and I like tits…even though she doens’t like me and blocked me from her social media….playing all hard to get… The post Ireland Baldwin’s Big Potato Head Has a Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Fappening Part Two Seems To Be Happening of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know how authentic this story is, I don’t even know where the original Fappening was originally leaked. I remember Reddit, a Conde Nast company, making a lot of fucking money off ads during that time, but I assume the hackers were posting shit everywhere…so somewhere on the internet, a place filled with perverts who like leaking nudes of famous people, and email hacks, and government documents – since nothing is really all that secure and everyone is posting more and more sleazy shit to their “cloud”…like idiots who don’t realize nudes should only be done on polaroid like the 80s… So names of famewhores including in this release are Demi Lovato, Emily Bett Rickards, Emily Osment, Erin Andrews (Lol), More J.Law, some Kat Dennings, other bitches…Lea Michele DIck Shots, Leighton Meester and who the fuck cares, all this shit is staged for the most part… So if you’re a low level celebrity, you may want to start taking your nudes to get posted around the time the leak happens – so that you seem important enough to be part of the movement…you know get that press where you can – perfect opportunity for the Victim card… I guess these is the shit I should be excited about, but don’t really care either way…I guess my passion in celeb pussy has turned to social media pussy – because celebs aren’t that interesting at all now that they are out marketing themselves all the fucking time…amongst a world is filled with fame whores…and random girls who take pussy pics…but I’ll still look and laugh and judge them based on how meaty their cunts are from their real hard work at getting to this point in their careers… The post The Fappening Part Two Seems To Be Happening of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….and he is definitely cutting the checks to pay the bills before, like all celebrity kids, she’s trying to either maximize their opportunity or access to make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, to be busy and feel more productive than taking Frasier / Cheers money… But when they are in dresses with titty windows, their family history and connections don’t really matter..her being on TV or a rich kid doesn’t matter…the female embodiment of your favorite TV psychiatrist so that you can jerk off to him without feeling gay doesn’t matter…tits do…so tits. Here she is eating Ice Cream… Here she is doing her Workout in Little Shorts… A video posted by Greer Grammer (@greer_grammer) on Apr 21, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT She’s a babe…I am a fan… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS IN HER WHITE TITTY SHIRT CLICK HERE The post Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Bra of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on…. I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide… The post Emily Osment Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career…. Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits… You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate… That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit… The post Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayley Joel Osment was the original Bruce Jenner…but no one cared… He went from Hayley Joel Osment to Emily Osment…the second he hit puberty and realized he wasn’t cute wouldn’t be nominated for anymore Oscars and that he was just a cute PR trick by the Academy Awards to get viewers, you know that little boy wonder storyline of “will he be the best actor at 6″…something that essentially would prove acting is a fucking joke, that doesn’t require any training or skill, even a 6 year old can do it… Because anyone with a brain, especially who had fame at a young age, knows that everything is better with tits, people love tits, and those tits can and will keep you working…when no one wants you to work…now that you’re no longer cute…since tits are always cute… The post Haley Joel/ Emily Osment Does a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment’s Cleavage Show

Posted on August 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Usually when I do a post on Emily Osment , I have a little trouble remembering why she’s famous, but not this time. That’s right, I remember exactly what Emily’s big break was: giving yours truly a serious pants fire the first time she busted out that A-list cleavage of hers. It’s a major moment in any young hottie’s career, and now here she is busting out again at the red carpet premiere for some lame web series. I take full credit, obviously. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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