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Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I am a big fan of Dylan Penn…not only because she’s got big tits, or because we’ve seen her nudes when the nudes were leaked, reminding us that she’s got great tits, and is good at masturbating, like most people probably are….I mean if you’re going to do it, you might as well be good at it…and I guess it’s be hard to be bad at it…since even retards, like full fledged retards are good at it…they do it everywhere…especially at the public pool on retard swim day… That said, Dylan Penn, celebrity child…her mom is Jenny from Forrest Gump…her brother Hailey Joel Osment, who is now known as Emily Osment…her dad Tom Hanks…which is weird…but I guess Sean Penn adopted her…. I appreciate some Celebrity kids, not most celebrity kids, but the ones who aren’t annoying cunts, but rather who know their parents are famous and find happiness and comfort in that, and who don’t really try to go out there and become a Kardashian..or the girl in 50 Shades of Grey… There are always a few dialed in and connected rich kids who are just all around awesome, and then there are those who are the fucking opposite of that…so until Dylan Penn gets annoying…she’s great…and I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot in a bikini…fucking on the beach….practicing her surfing on some boners….or maybe I am. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day

Her dad is Sean Penn. Her Mom is Robin Wright Penn, who last night on a clickbait site reading Forrest Gump fact that were clearly written by some immigrant blogger, that was straight up useless, except for learning that Jenny, that MEAN HIV ridden Forrest Gump using bitch was Robin Wright Penn…. I guess ad heavy clickbait sites with useless facts about nothing….are good for something… The reason I clicked was because the clickbait title was “What Jenny from Forrest Gump Actually Died Of”….FUCKERS… Well, their abortion that survived, because Robin Wright wanted security from her Spicoli she locked in, is now a very busty bikini wearing instagram friendly possible actress too…and this is her ass in a bikini…. Her name is Dylan, named after her dad’s favorite 90210 Character….and this is her ass in Europe being rich. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day

Her dad is Sean Penn. Her Mom is Robin Wright Penn, who last night on a clickbait site reading Forrest Gump fact that were clearly written by some immigrant blogger, that was straight up useless, except for learning that Jenny, that MEAN HIV ridden Forrest Gump using bitch was Robin Wright Penn…. I guess ad heavy clickbait sites with useless facts about nothing….are good for something… The reason I clicked was because the clickbait title was “What Jenny from Forrest Gump Actually Died Of”….FUCKERS… Well, their abortion that survived, because Robin Wright wanted security from her Spicoli she locked in, is now a very busty bikini wearing instagram friendly possible actress too…and this is her ass in a bikini…. Her name is Dylan, named after her dad’s favorite 90210 Character….and this is her ass in Europe being rich. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day

I’ve always said that Karlie Kloss, or as she prefers to be called, Taylor Swift’s life-sized Barbie, who was once owned by Taylor Swift and lived with Taylor Swift, in what could have been a weird sexual fetish, where Taylor put her Barbie up in her pussy, when she wasn’t brushing her Barbie’s hair, or dressing her Barbie, in a weird “I had no childhood, I was making country songs” weirdness that is Taylor Swift…..is the worst of the Victoria’s Secret models…because she was an actual model pushing 6 foot 3 and big as hell…not the kind of thing I’d want to see in lingerie ever… Well, I stick to that, but would also like to add leggings to the mix, because ultimately I love leggings, but don’t really care to see Karlie Kloss in leggings…and that in and of itself is insanity… I don’t know why she exists, but I know why Taylor Swift replaced her in some Toy Story storyline of getting herself some Tim Allen voiced toy, throwing away the Forrest Gump voiced toy…only the Victoria’s Secret model version…Rich people are fucked. The post Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot… Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tom Hanks Challenges Ellen DeGeneres to a Pixar-Off

Tom Hanks is a multiple-time Oscar winner who is beloved for such roles as Forrest Gump and that dude in Castaway. Ellen DeGeneres is an Emmy-winning talk show host who has emceed awards shows and judged American Idol. But to most kids around the world, Hanks is simply known as Woody from the Toy Story franchise, while Ellen is known as Dory from Finding Nemo and Finding Dory. Yup, both of these stars are members of the Pixar family. So when Hanks stopped by Ellen on Friday afternoon, he had no choice but to challenge the comedian to what we think is the first-ever Pixar-Off. At least we think this was the first-ever Pixar-Off. Feel free to tell us we're wrong. Who came out on top?!? It wasn't really that sort of competition. Instead, Hanks had audience members close their eyes and pretend they were in a room with Woody and Dory. Yes, that means you, woman in the audience! Close your eyes! What would their exchange be like? Woody would be all worked up and Dory would be very forgetful. Hanks, who is working on Toy Story 4, also talked about the stresses of voice acting, such as the constant clenching of one's diaphragm. It's not exactly fun to say the same words and phrases over and over, either. No, these aren't the biggest complaints on the planet. But the following exchange does provide some insight into the whole voiceover universe. Earlier in the week, Ellen cracked us up when she visited a mall with Britney Spears… … and moved us to tears when she helped bring Katy Perry together with an Orlando nightclub shooting survivor: We adore Ellen. She's the best. Check out her latest celebrity back and forth below:

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Leah Messer: SLAMMED By Fans For Criticizing Miranda Simms!

If you watch Teen Mom 2 online , then you’re probably aware that Leah Messer hasn’t been portrayed in the most flattering light this season. On recent episodes, Leah has butted heads with Miranda Simms  over what she alleged is Simms’ negligence toward her daughter Ali, who suffers from muscular dystrophy. Specifically the ladies clashed over the accusation that Miranda refused to help Ali carry her backpack while she was walking into school. The conflict stemmed from a recording in which Ali was heard to complain, “Miranda always gets mad at me cause my backpack is too heavy.” Leah became emotional after viewing the footage, saying, “I can’t watch it without getting angry or wanting to cry … I don’t know what to do.” Miranda was understandably not happy with being portrayed as the bad guy, as she claims she was unable to assist Ali due to the fact that she was carrying her infant son, Remington. Miranda Simms Calls Leah Messer Out: I’m So Good To Your Girls! It doesn’t take much to turn fans against Leah, so perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that social media seems to be overwhelmingly Team Miranda. On last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 , Miranda made a strong case for why Leah should trust her a bit more with regard to her children. Leah reluctantly agreed, and she even agreed to attend co-parenting sessions with Miranda and Corey. Even so, many fans on Twitter believe Leah as in the wrong and should be begging Miranda for an apology: “U never had ur hands full when you had ur 3rd child & couldn’t help a child with a book bag?” tweeted one viewer. “Maybe you should invest in a rolling backpack for your daughter @TM2LeahDawn that way she doesn’t have to carry a heavy bag,” wrote another. Leah didn’t respond directly, but she did post a meme reading: “Should you ever find yourself the victim of other people’s bitterness, smallness, or insecurities, remember things could be worse … you could be them.” Sigh. She tries, but things will never be easy for Leah on Twitter … or in life, for that matter. View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame

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Michael Jace Found Guilty of Killing His Wife

Michael Jace, an actor best known for his role on FX’s The Shield, has been found guilty of murder. Jace was convicted of second-degree murder today for shooting his wife, April Jace, in front of the couple’s two young children in 2014, E! News has confirmed. He will appear in front of a judge on June 10 for sentencing and faces 40 years to life in state prison. An attorney for Jace had tried to argue in court that his client merely meant to wound his wife during a fight between the pair, which took place after April said she wanted a divorce. Jurors deliberated for fewer than three hours over the course of two days before arriving at the verdict.  The ruling was changed from first-degree to second-degree murder because the jury didn’t believe the crime was premeditated. Evidence, however, proved that Jace shot April three times during their confrontation. Jace was arrested after Los Angeles police officers responded to a 911 call. He was placed under arrest and held in jail on $2 million bail, at which time a protective order was issued for him to stay 100 yards away from his and April’s two sons. “I was just angry,” Jace told investigators, based on a transcript released Thursday. “All I intended to do was shoot her in the leg. And then I shot her in the leg and that was it.” Jace stood out for his role on The Shield, but also had appearances in Boogie Nights, Forrest Gump and the TNT drama Southland. View Slideshow: 18 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People

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Watch Tom Hanks Sing And Dance With Justin Bieber In Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘I Really Like You’ Video”

Carly Rae Jepsen gets Tom Hanks to sing, dance and make ‘Forrest Gump’ references in her ‘I Really Like You’ video.

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Forrest Gump Cast: Where Are They Now?

July marks the 20th anniversary of the release of Forrest Gump. The Tom Hanks film that’s come to be regarded as a modern classic was one of the biggest box office smashes of the 1990s and went on to win six Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Catchphrases such as, “Stupid is as stupid does,” and, “Life is like a box of chocolates,” are among the most oft-quoted lines in the history of cinema. While A-listers such as Tom Hanks and Sally Field remain very much in the public eye, we figured this milestone anniversary of the beloved film would be a good time to check in on what all of the principal players have been up to in the two decades since Forrest Gump first hit theaters: Forrest Gump Cast Photos 1. Tom Hanks Hanks has gone on to maintain his title as one of the most beloved and bankable stars in Hollywood. He’s now racked up an astonishing 5 Oscar nominations with 2 wins. Some of the film’s marquee names have gone on to reign supreme amongst critics and audiences alike (both Hanks and Fields have Oscars in the years since), while others quickly faded into obscurity (Remember Haley Joel Osment ?) But whatever turns their careers took in the years that followed, we’re sure all the cast crew of Gump regard the film as the most pleasant unexpected surprise of their careers. A cherry cordial amidst almond nougats, if you will.

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