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Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always said that Karlie Kloss, or as she prefers to be called, Taylor Swift’s life-sized Barbie, who was once owned by Taylor Swift and lived with Taylor Swift, in what could have been a weird sexual fetish, where Taylor put her Barbie up in her pussy, when she wasn’t brushing her Barbie’s hair, or dressing her Barbie, in a weird “I had no childhood, I was making country songs” weirdness that is Taylor Swift…..is the worst of the Victoria’s Secret models…because she was an actual model pushing 6 foot 3 and big as hell…not the kind of thing I’d want to see in lingerie ever… Well, I stick to that, but would also like to add leggings to the mix, because ultimately I love leggings, but don’t really care to see Karlie Kloss in leggings…and that in and of itself is insanity… I don’t know why she exists, but I know why Taylor Swift replaced her in some Toy Story storyline of getting herself some Tim Allen voiced toy, throwing away the Forrest Gump voiced toy…only the Victoria’s Secret model version…Rich people are fucked. The post Karlie Kloss in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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New Hampshire Woman Calls 911 to Request Pen, Gets Arrested

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Take note, THGers. Here is what we’ve learned about 911 this month: Do not call if McDonald’s messes up your order . Do not call if the cable goes out, even during a Breaking Bad episode . And do not call if you are in need of a pen, something New Hamphire resident Jeanie Dufresne discovered the hard way this week. As explained in the following video, Dufresne angered an operator for making just such a request over the weekend, getting herself arrested for the THIRD TIME THIS MONTH for using 911 in an inappropriate manner. The 66-year old told authorities each time that she just wanted someone to talk to. Darn. This story just went from funny to sad… Woman Calls 911, Asks for Pen

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Sophie Turner Fat Ass in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With all the legal threats I get from the paparazzi agencies for linking to their pics that they have horrible management of….even though there are 1000 sites posting their pics they have horrible management of….cuz like the porn industry and music industry…they’ve had a hard time adapting to bloggers writing about things they find on the internet that they find funny, pathetic or hot titty in a bikini….not to mention adapting to social media where the celebs and models are posting pics of themselves in bikinis and looking hot….making the paparazzi virtually a useless, evil entity that Bieber has every right killing… I should hire this Sophie Turner, straight from Australia, moved to LA to become a famous model, but instead ended up like Joanna Krupa, pre-Reality TV, you know low level and forced to go back and finish her Law Degree…but at least she’s got a camera phone and a twitter account….am I right? Cuz I like her in a bikini, but not enough to want her to be famous enough for the evil paparazzi to follow her around…it will feed her ego…while this sense of failure and giving up is a better look….inadequacy always leads to good things…

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Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini and I Don’t Care of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about a bitch having two kids that makes her invisible….even if her body is incredible…even if she’s someone who was considered the hottest Mexican to grace shitty movies…that she never got naked in….before doing typical hoodrat Mexican shit like getting herself knocked up to lock in a man…. The only good thing about her, is that she puts all other fat lazy mom’s to shame….cuz they pretend they can’t bounce back from their uterus being used to its full, unfortunate potential… Yeah yeah…I get it…you wish this kind of thing was your wife or what your wife looked like…but what kind of person fantasizes about a wife…that’s way too lonely, sad, hopeless romantic…fantasies should be about hot pussy. You see cuz there are a lot of under 30s out there, pre-baby making, who look better than this without starving themselves and trying so hard to have a second go at a career I suggest we focus on that. But on a positive Not AT LEAST SHE’S NOT Reese Witherspoon who Should Be Banned from Beaches ….Seriously….I know it’s not saying much but REESE WITHERSPOON ON THE BEACH SCARES ME ….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Demi Lovato’s Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Demi Lovato has tits….and she’s posting them on the internet…I guess because it fits into her recent getting herself out there strategy that includes selling her soul to Simon Cowell to judge X-Factor…singing Mariah Carey songs as well as Mariah…for the media to eat up…hoping they ignore or temper tantrum that she pretended was being Bi-Polar cuz mental illness is a great marketable excuse…but we don’t care about that…we care that Demi Lovato has tits…and she’s posting them to the internet…if only these were a sex tape….

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Vanessa Hudgens Is At It Again

Posted on June 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It would seem that all Vanessa Hudgens does these days is hit the gym in sexy workout gear, I’m not hating it, but I hope this means she’s getting herself fit for some sort of erotic scene in an upcoming movie. Preferably a completely nude girl-on-girl scene, but I’ll also accept a steamy girl-on-girl shower scene, a sideboob girl-on-girl makeout session or some sort of artistically shot girl-on-girl skinny dipping scene. I’m pretty flexible.

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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook Kelly Brook’s Bikini Tour Continues of the Day It turns out that it’s really easy to be a PR person for a big breasted woman who has already put 10 years into getting herself famous, from fucking the mean guy in Titanic to posing half naked as often as she could, but still wasn’t a household name, cuz all it takes is getting her a personalized paparazzi to take an endless supply of bikini pics daily, cuz that’s all these sites really care about and apparently, being Kelly Brook is pretty easy too, thanks to her fat tits… To See the Rest of the White and Blue Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link GO To See the Rest of the Pink Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Ashley Greene Just Gets Hotter And Hotter

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every time I see Ashley Greene she gets better and better looking, it’s either my imagination, or I’m falling for this bird and there’s nothing I can do about it. Here she is getting herself a nice beverage at the convenience store the other day. Are they still called convenience stores? Anyhow, she’s wearing some nice tight pants because they’re sexy, which is pretty convenient if you ask me. It’s funny, my pants are tight too but for a whole other reason. Enjoy. more pictures of Ashley Greene here

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Firefighter Story of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So some bitch decided she wanted to work in a man’s job as a fireman and didn’t like what came with the job….which was a boss who made fun of her period, her saggy tits, simulated masturbating and oral sex with the hose and nicknamed his gentials for her…so she did what any useless cunt who can’t take a joke and who figures she might as well ruin a motherfucker’s life while getting herself some kind of settlement so she can retire and ratted him out…. Firemen live in a fucking firehouse for 5 days at a time. They spend 24 hours a day showering together, sleeping together, eating together, working out together and the second you throw pussy in the mix, downtime obviously becomes about the pussy. It’s like that in any aspect of life….if you’re sitting on your couch doing nothing and a bitch walks in, you’re gonna try to bang her or at least talk dirty to her….. So she wanted that life, signed up for that life and turned her back on a brotherhood that goes back generations of brave dudes who save each other’s lives while saving our lives on the daily….and I say that her other co-workers should show her what sexual harrasment charges does to their bond while letting her burn up in the next local fire…. I hate uptight twats more than I hate myself…..

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Rachel Bilson For Parking Meter Perverts

Posted on October 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure that somewhere on this big old interweb is a fetish site that specializes in women feeding parking meters. Today is their lucky day

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