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Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a big fan of Dylan Penn…not only because she’s got big tits, or because we’ve seen her nudes when the nudes were leaked, reminding us that she’s got great tits, and is good at masturbating, like most people probably are….I mean if you’re going to do it, you might as well be good at it…and I guess it’s be hard to be bad at it…since even retards, like full fledged retards are good at it…they do it everywhere…especially at the public pool on retard swim day… That said, Dylan Penn, celebrity child…her mom is Jenny from Forrest Gump…her brother Hailey Joel Osment, who is now known as Emily Osment…her dad Tom Hanks…which is weird…but I guess Sean Penn adopted her…. I appreciate some Celebrity kids, not most celebrity kids, but the ones who aren’t annoying cunts, but rather who know their parents are famous and find happiness and comfort in that, and who don’t really try to go out there and become a Kardashian..or the girl in 50 Shades of Grey… There are always a few dialed in and connected rich kids who are just all around awesome, and then there are those who are the fucking opposite of that…so until Dylan Penn gets annoying…she’s great…and I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot in a bikini…fucking on the beach….practicing her surfing on some boners….or maybe I am. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dylan Penn’s Fuckin’ on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz has some see through pants on….it’s like a tribute to the early days in Spain when she just started out and not wearing pants was a great mechanism to get hired. It was Europe and the early 90s….being pantsless is a cultural thing and part of the reason I used to rent foreign films to jerk off to back when my video store wouldn’t rent me porn anymore cuz I’d never bring it back….so I’d go the high brow, bush filled, summer on the Mediterranean….topless as fuck…. Penelope Cruz and her nose never really excited me, but I did once bang a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a big nose and I’d always get a kick out that…you know whilst fucking I’d tell her to speak to me in Spanish…I’d pander to her fucking delusions and try to make her think I was only into her because she looked like Penelope Cruz for my Penelope Cruz fetish…despite her being 300 pounds…see I’m not all bad…I am supportive to those who help me reach orgasm with their genitals… I don’t know what this shoot is for…but it happened. The post Penelope Cruz Still Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world… That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her. Good tits/ cleavage though… I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl. The post Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lais Ribeiro in a 2 Million Dollar Bra of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lais Ribeiro is a single mother who is celebrated by Victoria’s Secret because she’s probably promised them, unlike their other girls, that she’s done making babies, bounced back from making babies, and ready to work…. They’ve used her to promote their big bra – that is a dumb marketing hook…and She’s really excited about the opportunity – like it matters…they pay her a lot so she is drinking the Kool Aid…and acting excited… I’ve been holding this secret for too long and I am beyond honored to announce that I will be wearing the Champagne Nights Fantasy Bra this year! I am very happy and thankful for my Victoria’s Secret family for trusting me and all the support from my on family, friends and fans! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! She’s also in a catalog for Victoria’s Secret… More Lais Ribeiro’s in Lingerie CLICK HERE She’s also dressed up for Halloween… The post Lais Ribeiro in a 2 Million Dollar Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Posts Makeup-Free Selfie, Remains Freckly

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay loves to take selfies. Unfortunately, Lindsay likes to use Photoshop  to alter her selfies, because she apparently thinks her Instagram followers are just as coke-addled and unable to spot a fraudulent thigh gap as she is. Perhaps the fact that the Internet is constantly making fun of Lohan’s horrendous Photoshop skills  (She’s really quite bad at retouching.) has inspired her to go in the opposite direction and jump on the makeup-free selfie bandwagon: Yes, nude Lindsay Lohan photos are nothing new, but nude- faced Lohan is something we haven’t seen in quite some time. Remarkably, it looks as though she’s holding up quite well. We’re a bit surprised because: One she’s been treating her body like a pharmaceutical testing lab for at least the past decade, and  Sources say Lohan has been partying harder than ever since finally being released from probation. But hey, we guess never stepping outside during the daytime for your entire adult like will help you avoid those harmful UV rays. It also doesn’t hurt that Lindsay cranked up the lighting on this to give her that wrinkle-free, washed-out Nosferatu look. Anyway, we’re just talking smack. The girl looks good, and whether that means she’s taking better care of herself or just that she’s learned how to hide her flaws without resorting to retouching, we’ve gotta give props where they’re due. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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One-Time Ring Bearer Marries Flower Girl… 17 Years Later

Posted on October 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adrian and Brooke Franklin recently got married at a church in South Gastonia, North Carolina. No, in and of itself, that fact is not especially interesting. But here's the thing: Adrian and Brooke first met in that same church 17 years ago, when they served as ring bearer and flower girl at the same wedding. “I had a crush on him from the start,” Brooke tells the town's local affiliate ABC11 of Adrian, who she met when both were five. “He absolutely could not stand me. He said I got on his nerves. I'd tried to play with him at school and at church and he just didn't want much to do with me at all.” The pair went through elementary and middle school together before clicking romantically in high school. Among their guests at their September nuptials? The bride from the wedding where they first met. Crazy, right?!? “We forgot that we were in the wedding together and she brought the photos to us,” Brooke says. “She just thought that was the neatest thing. She was really excited.” Heck, we're really excited! And we don't even know you!

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits.. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nick Jonas Ready To Show People What Kind of Musician He Really Is

Posted on February 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

‘I’ve actually got a handful of songs that I’m really excited about,’ Nick Jonas tells MTV News. By Christina Garibaldi, with reporting by Chris Kim

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Heather Morris Gives Birth to Baby Boy!

Posted on September 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Morris of Glee gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday. His name is Elijah! This is the first child for the Beyonce backup dancer turned actress Morris and her longtime love, Taylor Hubbell , whom she met in high school. Speaking about Hubbell in 2011, she gushed, “I want to marry Taylor and have kids with him. I love acting, but if it affects my relationship, then I won’t continue.” That said, the Heather Morris’ pregnancy was a happy accident. “It was totally unexpected, but they are incredibly happy and excited ,” a source said.  “Heather is glowing! She is so happy. She is really excited to be a mom. “She is just amazed by the whole experience.” Congrats to Heather and Taylor Hubbell!

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Heather Morris Gives Birth to Baby Boy!

Posted on September 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Morris of Glee gave birth to a baby boy on Saturday. His name is Elijah! This is the first child for the Beyonce backup dancer turned actress Morris and her longtime love, Taylor Hubbell , whom she met in high school. Speaking about Hubbell in 2011, she gushed, “I want to marry Taylor and have kids with him. I love acting, but if it affects my relationship, then I won’t continue.” That said, the Heather Morris’ pregnancy was a happy accident. “It was totally unexpected, but they are incredibly happy and excited ,” a source said.  “Heather is glowing! She is so happy. She is really excited to be a mom. “She is just amazed by the whole experience.” Congrats to Heather and Taylor Hubbell!

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