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Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day

Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world… That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her. Good tits/ cleavage though… I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl. The post Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dog Owner Leaves Hilariously Detailed List of Rules for Nephew

Look, we all love our pets. Some folks out there just love their pets more than other folks out there. Or, to be more specific, some folks out there just have more specific and rigid guidelines for their pets than other folks out there. The aunt of Tommy Rivers is one of these people. In a hilarious string of Twitter posts, Rivers recently explained to followers exactly what his relative asked him to do while he took care of her beloved canine, Pepper, from how much the pooch should eat each day to the type of affection he's allowed to receive… 1. This is Pepper What a cutie, no? 2. All Aunts are “Too Much,” Right? Can you expound please, Tommy? 3. For the Most Beautiful Girl in the World Those eating demands aren’t so crazy. If anything, we feel like Pepper deserves more food. 4. No Carbs?!? Does Pepper need to lose weight? She looked fine to us. 5. Who is Sniffing Who in This Arrangement? Perhaps we don’t want to know. 6. Is She Okay?!? Where is the photo, Tommy?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow

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LuAnn De Lesseps: Wedding Ruined By Jill Zarin?!?

Did anyone seriously that LuAnn De Lesseps could get married without there being a whole lot of drama? The Real Housewives of New York City star has proven many times that the drama just seems to follow her wherever she goes.  That’s not entirely a bad thing if you have the camera crews following you to try and get some juicy footage for the latest season of your reality show.  However, there’s word that the only camera crew in sight during LuAnn’s marriage to Tom D’Agostino was from none other than People Magazine.  LuAnn allegedly decided to tell RHONY execs that she wanted her wedding to be kept private in order to have the magazine cover the wedding for a $20,000 fee.  If you keep up to speed with the likes of Jill Zarin on Instagram, you were probably wondering why she was acting like she was the only eyes into the exclusive event.  That’s because there’s now word that former RHONY star Zarin sabotaged LuAnn and Tom’s big pay check by giving too much away on social media. Yes, that’s a lofty sum for some wedding pictures, but the magazine are not willing to shell out the dough because Jill’s Instagram spoiled the goodies. If this turns out to be true, LuAnn and Tom will not be impressed. How could you realistically forgive someone who lost you $20,000? That’s far from the only controversy surrounding the nuptials.  On the gift side of things, there is word that the pair initially requested that guests donated to one of two charities as opposed to bringing gifts.  That’s a nice gesture, but not when you change things up at the last minute.  The pair allegedly set up a GoFundMe page for a relative to help them pay their medical expenses, but there was no indication about who the mystery person was.  The pair asked that people donate to the the page instead of donating to the charities.  “You’re going to spend a half-million-plus on a wedding, and then ask your friends to cough up for your relative’s Band-Aids?,” sniped one. “LuAnn and Tom are both very rich — [they should] write a check to their relative and not hustle their wedding guests for cash.” What do you think about all of this?  Sound off below! View Slideshow: 19 Real Housewives Who Only Lasted One Season

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13 Stars Who Have Been Sexually Assaulted

These celebrities comprise a list that no one wants to be on. Each has been a victim of sexual assault and our heart goes out to each one… 1. Oprah Winfrey The talk show icon has been open about the fact that she was raped by a relative at the age of nine. 2. Lady Gaga In December 2014, Lady Gaga told Howard Stern that she was raped by an older record producer when she was 19 years old. The artist’s single, “Swine,” is about the incident and she has gone on to become a spokesperson about sexual assault awareness. 3. Gabrielle Union Gabrielle Union was also 19 years old when she raped while working at a shoe store. 4. Teri Hatcher Teri Hatcher was raped by her uncle when she was only five years old. In 2002, she testified against the relative and helped sentence to 14 years in prison. 5. Ashley Judd Ashley Judd wrote in her memoir, “All That Is Bitter and Sweet,” that she was the victim of rape and incest. The incidents took place when she was a child. 6. Tyler Perry Actor, writer and director Tyler Perry has said he was raped by the mother of a childhood friend; she held him hostage in her house until he had sex with her. View Slideshow

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Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day

Here’s some weird product placement…featuring Caitlyn Jenner being introduced to a vibrator like he’s never been in a situation where he’s filled his ass up with random household objects – remninding him of the Locker Room days while fantasizing about being a woman.. There is no way Kris Jenner didn’t fuck him up the ass their entire fucking marriage, leading to abuse that turned him into a fucking woman… After posting VIDEO OF A POST OP MASTURBATING , I don’t even find humor in Caitlyn pretending to learn about female masturbation…for the sake of her show and an ad this sex toy company paid for…because what better place to advertise than with some tranny porn fantasies to the 1 person who has a Caitlyn Jenner tranny porn fantasy…that you know exists but don’t want to find out is your relative. I am just blown away that this kind of television exists…the end of TV..clearly happening…here’s the proof… The post Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adam Lanza Bullied at Sandy Hook Elementary School; Mom Considered Lawsuit

Adam Lanza’s mother considered suing Sandy Hook Elementary School, according to a new report, due to the intense bullying her son endured there. Nancy Lanza reportedly believed teachers at the Newtown, Conn., school turned a blind eye to beatings and taunts Adam suffered from his classmates. A relative, speaking to the N.Y. Daily News , claimed that mass murderer Lanza was ridiculed and attacked by fellow students at his boyhood alma mater. “Nancy felt fiercely protective of him,” the relative said. “She was convinced the school wasn’t doing enough to protect Adam. It made her irate.” She was gunned down by 20-year-old Adam Lanza on December 14, 2012. He then drove her car to Sandy Hook Elementary and killed 26 people . Obviously a disturbed individual, Adam had been socially withdrawn for years. It’s hard to pinpoint why or when it started, or if it could’ve been prevented. Still, Nancy struggled with people bullying her son often, family members say, and even went to school in an effort to catch his classmates in the act. “Adam would come home with bruises all over him,” the relative said. “His mom would ask what was wrong, and he wouldn’t say. He would just sit there. “She was trying to get proof. She wanted to know where the bruises came from.” Nancy considered a lawsuit against the school, though it’s not clear if she pursued that. What is clear is that this was a troubled youth from an early age. Relatives said Adam Lanza never seemed emotionally right after his time in Sandy Hook. Nancy Lanza switched him to another school after sixth grade. “He was a sick boy,” the relative told the Daily News . Mother and son shared a Newtown home where they were heavily armed with rifles, knives, Samurai swords, a 7-foot spear and 1,600 rounds of ammunition. Investigators found a Sandy Hook report card inside the house, along with a holiday gift card from mother to son with a check for him to buy a new gun. The tragedy has sparked nationwide gun control discussion, with Connecticut recently passing the nation’s toughest laws; federally, the debate rages on.

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Shain Gandee Cousin Speaks on Tragic Death, Defends Buckwild

In the wake of Shain Gandee’s death this week, the reality star’s cousin Ashley has spoken at length about her relative’s life, tragic passing and even the series that made him famous. Gandee was found along with two other people in a truck covered in mud, an oddly appropriate scenario for a 21-year old who loved “mudding,” described by Ashley as “country sport.” You “go in clean and come out covered in mud,” she tells People . “People make mud holes. They kill up the ground and take the grass off the top. They take a water hose and soak the ground until it gets completely muddy. The more you play, the dirtier you get.” And, sometimes, the more dangerous it gets, as evidenced by how deeply buried Gandee’s vehicle became and how he died from carbon monoxide poisoning as a result. “His whole family said if he was going to die young, at least he died doing what he loved,” Ashley said of how she is finding comfort. MTV, meanwhile, has shut down production on Buckwild , as many are calling for the series to be canceled. But not Ashley. “He was a great, well-rounded, respectable young man. He hugged everyone and shook every hand. He was just wonderful. Buckwild doesn’t show anything normal teens don’t do. Shain was raised in church. He didn’t back-stab anyone. He was what a real man should be raised like.” A memorial will be held for Gandee on Sunday and attendees are encouraged to wear camouflage.

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Hulk Hogan Settles Bubba the Love Sponge Lawsuit

Hulk Hogan and his former best friend have made up. Legally speaking, at least. The ex-WWE champion has settled his lawsuit with Bubba the Love Sponge, a DJ he initially believed was behind the leaking of the Hulk Hogan sex tape . Terms of the settlement have not been disclosed, but Bubba released a letter today stating he no longer thinks Hogan knew he was being recorded. “It is my belief that Hulk is not involved, and has not ever been involved, in trying to release the video, or exploit it, or otherwise gain from the video’s release in any way,” Bubba wrote. The Love Sponge had previously hinted that Hogan may have played a role in making the tape public. Hulk, meanwhile, is still moving forward with his $100 million lawsuit against Gawker Media for publishing a snippet of the sex romp on its website. He is also seeking damages from Heather Clem , his sex tape costar and, naturally, Bubba’s ex-wife.  

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Hurricane Sandy Really No Big Deal, Lindsay Lohan Tweets

Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about total and complete disasters. At least in her personal life. So with Hurricane Sandy and its 85 mile-per-hour winds approaching the East Coast today, this trainwreck has a message for all those being evacuated and told to remain insider: Calm down! WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace , Lohan Tweeted in regard to the mammoth storm. Seriously, people. Think positive and pray and you’ll be fine just walking right through those record-breaking gusts and floods. Among other, far more reasonable reactions on Twitter today from famous folks: Alec Baldwin : Sandy . . .that b****! Bethenny Frankel : I’m nervous. People say sandy is worse than Irene. We’re on the water in the hamptons & near it in the city. Both will be evacuated Jerry Seinfeld : Mayor Bloomberg going with zip up neck sweater to fight Sandy. Shows preparedness. Windy: zip it up Storm over: back down Jimmy Fallon : East coasters stay safe – watch the news and look for updates. #Sandy We will be doing a new show tomorrow night no matter what. #LateNight Jimmy Kimmel : starting to get windy here in #Brooklyn. . . I hope our shows don’t fly away Kirstie Alley : hello Maine . . . Is the storm hitting around Camden Maine?? thank you Kristin Chenoweth : No Katie Couric show tomorrow because she needs to cover Frankenstorm! Scary stuff! Kim Kardashian : Back in Miami now. Missed the storm. I’m praying for everyone on the East Coast. I hope everyone is safe! Khloe Kardashian Odom : Praying for everyone on the East. Larry King : Is #Sandy a boy or a girl? Lena Dunham : My dad re: the hurricane: “I have tons of cash and a salad”

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Kelsey Grammer Parties at Playboy Mansion with Baby Daughter

Kelsey Grammer might want to stop talking so much about his ex-wife and start putting his newborn daughter to bed a lot earlier. Sources confirm to TMZ that the Boss star partied the evening away at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, celebrating well past midnight at a table alongside Paris Hilton — with three-month old Faith by his side the entire time! The child was seated in her bassinet as the music blared, witnesses say, with no word on whether or not Grammer’s wife, Kayte Walsh , was at the party. But would it really matter? As a Playmate rightfully asked/Tweeted: “Why the fk does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Mansion party!?!?!?” We are awaiting an answer from the actor.

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