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Dog Owner Leaves Hilariously Detailed List of Rules for Nephew

Look, we all love our pets. Some folks out there just love their pets more than other folks out there. Or, to be more specific, some folks out there just have more specific and rigid guidelines for their pets than other folks out there. The aunt of Tommy Rivers is one of these people. In a hilarious string of Twitter posts, Rivers recently explained to followers exactly what his relative asked him to do while he took care of her beloved canine, Pepper, from how much the pooch should eat each day to the type of affection he's allowed to receive… 1. This is Pepper What a cutie, no? 2. All Aunts are “Too Much,” Right? Can you expound please, Tommy? 3. For the Most Beautiful Girl in the World Those eating demands aren’t so crazy. If anything, we feel like Pepper deserves more food. 4. No Carbs?!? Does Pepper need to lose weight? She looked fine to us. 5. Who is Sniffing Who in This Arrangement? Perhaps we don’t want to know. 6. Is She Okay?!? Where is the photo, Tommy?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow

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Chilli from TLC Says All Lives Matter, and Twitter Can’t Deal

Remember when TLC was the ultimate in girl groups , when songs like “Waterfalls” and “No Scrubs” were the songs of a generation? According to Twitter, those days are officially over. See, in a new interview, TLC’s Chilli and T-Boz (RIP Left Eye) were asked about the Black Lives Matter movement, and if they felt strongly about it or attended any marches. Chilli answered with “I personally didn’t go into any marches, or anything like that, but for me, all lives matter, you know what I mean?” If you’re not aware, it’s important to note at this point that responding to anything about Black Lives Matter with “all lives matter” is seriously frowned upon by many, many people . “There is a time when different groups are targets for different things,” Chilli said to further explain her stance. “So I just think that, just the whole … you know … what happened with the police brutality against these young black boys and stuff like that, all of that kind of stuff is wrong, even if it was a caucasian teen kid that this was happening to or whatever.” “It’s just not right.” She added that perhaps people in positions with authority should be subject to more thorough background checks, and a “mental stability kind of check” to see if they’re fit for that kind of work. Interestingly enough, the ladies were also asked about Donald Trump, and T-Boz said that she doesn’t care about him. “God is my president,” she said, “so I just feel sorry for the people it affects, but I don’t care about him.” As an American, T-Boz, you’re the people it affects . Girl. Right, so TLC did this bizarre interview, then Twitter found out about it. And it did not go over well. “Please stick to the rivers and the lane that you’re used to,” one person tweeted in an adorable play on the lyrics to “Waterfalls.” Another savagely wrote “The caucasian scenario Chilli made up doesn’t happen, so she’s canceled, & I’m glad Usher cheated on her, music wouldn’t be the same.” “How are TLC, proud pioneers of social consciousness in the 90s, gon’ be so ignorant on the Black Lives Matter movement,” one sad soul wondered. “Beyond disappointed.” A patient Twitter user took the time to explain “Chilli has missed the point. We know all lives matter. The title is supposed to be sarcastically ‘Black Lives Matter TOO.'” As for the late, great Left Eye, one person that she is “rolling in her grave. She would never.” What a mess. Are you as troubled by TLC’s comments as the rest of the internet seems to be? View Slideshow: 18 Celebrities Who Think #BlackLivesMatter

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Breaking News: Judge Sentences Bobby Shmurda For Prison Knife Case

“Obsessed” Fan Passed “Hot N***a” Rapper A Shank During Visit In 2015 A judge has sentenced  Bobby Shmurda in his prison knife and perjury case. A judge ruled that the “Hot N***A” rapper would serve 1.3 to four years in state prison in exchange for  pleading guilty to attempted promotion of prison contraband, a nonviolent felony. Shmurda, dressed in a rumpled white button-down shirt, khakis and his hands shackled at his side and covered with mitts, kept his head down during the five-minute hearing Friday at Bronx Criminal Court. The sentence will run concurrently with his seven-year sentence for gang conspiracy and weapons charges. When the judge asked him if he’d like to make a statement, he replied, “No sir.” Flanked by three court officers, the rapper was immediately remanded and was led back to the cells. Shmurda, who was born Ackquille Pollard, told Bronx Supreme Court Judge Marc Whitten in February that an 18-year-old woman named Kimberly Rousseau tried to pass him a “sharp metal object” on during a jail visit in 2015 before cops caught him. But London his lawyer, and family spokesman, Allen Dewayne, told BOSSIP that Rousseau wasn’t his girlfriend, which was previously reported, but an “obsessed” fan. Bobby Shmurda fan Kimberly Rousseau, 18, was accused of passing him a homemade knife in jail last month “He doesn’t know her,” London said. “She was an obsessed fan. She has no connection to him.” London said the visit lasted about 15 seconds, and several fans had tried visiting him while he was locked up at New York’s notorious Rivers Island jail. “He admitted his guilt,” Paul London, Shmurda’s lawyer said. “We’re not taking that back. He told the truth. He was in possession and he accepted it. We all make mistakes, but it’s how you bounce back.” Shmurda’s mother, Leslie Pollard told BOSSIP after the hearing that her son was now focused on putting the crimes behind him, turning his life around and being a role model for others. She said he was learning a carpentry trade, working in the prison’s commissary and attending school while incarcerated at Clinton Correctional Facility in Upstate New York. “We just look forward to him finishing up and the time being over,” Pollard told BOSSIP. “He’s hanging in there. He’s doing flooring and working in the store.” Under the deal’s terms, Shmurda can’t appeal the sentence, and he’ll be barred from voting or serving on a jury once he gets out. The 21-year-old has been locked up since late 2014 on charges of criminal possession of a weapon and conspiracy. In that case, prosecutors alleged he was the leader of the GS9 street gang, which terrorized Brooklyn with drug sales and shootings. He has to serve at least six years and will be eligible for parole in 2021.

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WTF?!? Slizzard Mexican Man Murders His Sexual Molester Amigo, Cuts Off His Peen, Feeds It To Dog

We couldn’t make this isht up if we tried Via NYDailyNews A drunk who shot his best pal in the head before chopping off his penis and feeding it to his dog was so overcome with guilt he handed himself in to police as soon as he sobered up. Drunk Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes, 25, had been walking his dog with lifelong friend Mario Hernandez Banda, 24, when the two men started arguing. Reyes said that Banda had tried to touch him “in a sexual way” in the neighborhood of Parajes de San Isidro, in the city of Ciudad Juarez, in the north-central Mexican state of Chihuahua. “We were both drunk and he tried touching me in a sexual way,” Reyes said in a televised confession. “After pushing him off, he went to urinate in an alley, so I followed him, pulled out my gun and shot him in the head. “I then took his knife off him and chopped off his penis as punishment and put it in a bag,” Reyes added. “But my dog was next to me and was sniffing at it so I decided to give it to him and he ate it.” Leaving the bloody body slumped in the alley, Reyes then casually finished walking his dog before going home to sleep off the booze. But the next day he felt so guilty about what he had done, he decided to turn himself in. “He came in covered in cuts and bruises, and said he had fought with his stepfather when he told him what he had done,” a police spokesman said. “He then admitting killing his best friend and said that although his friend had tried sexually assaulting him, he was still a human being and didn’t deserve to die.” He now faces life in jail. That’s one sick Scooby snack. Image via Shutterstock/OmniaCuauhtemoc

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New Couple: Guess Which NBA Baller Is Chopping Coach Doc Rivers Banger Daughter Callie’s Cakes To Smithereens Now?

We don’t doubt that one day Callie will be a coaches daughter AND a NBA wife. Callie Rivers Is Dating Kyrie Irving The latest NBA locker room chatter is that Cleveland Cavaliers guard Kyrie Irving is currently dating Callie Rivers, the daughter of Los Angeles Clippers coach Doc Rivers. The couple have been keeping a pretty low profile, but Callie hasn’t been able to help herself from dropping a few hints. He’s in Cleveland most of the time, she’s in L.A. — thank goodness for Facetime, riiiiiight?     Over the past few years Callie has been a very popular lady in the basketball world. She previously dated Dexter Strickland   who USED to be good friends with Kyrie, who balled for Duke in his college days.  Ironically, Irving also sent well wishes to Callie Rivers’ most recent NBA ex Paul George just a few months ago.       So how does Kyrie stack up against Callie’s former baller boos? Hit the flip for photos of all of Callie’s guys as well as some of her latest lovey dovey IG posts.

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The Show Must Go On: Kathy Griffin Named As Joan Rivers’ “Fashion Police” Replacement

NeNe wept … Kathy Griffin Will Take Over As Host Of ‘Fashion Police’ Looks like the late Joan Rivers’ fashion judgment shoes have finally been filled by another rude and raunchy comedienne . Via PageSix : Kathy Griffin is about to fill some very big — and stylish — shoes. The comedian will helm E!’s “Fashion Police” in the wake of Joan Rivers‘ death, TMZ reports. Sources connected with the show say the hiring is a “done deal.” Earlier this month, Griffin confirmed she was offered the gig, but told “Access Hollywood,” “I don’t know if the situation is correct at this time for me or right for me at this time.” According to TMZ, the fashion critique show will axe its weekly format when it returns to the airwaves. Instead, it will only air during awards shows and other special events. The 54-year-old will join co-hosts Kelly Osbourne and Giuliana Rancic, as well as Joan’s daughter, Melissa Rivers, the website reports. George Kotsiopoulos’ role on the show is not yet known. A rep for E! told Page Six, “At this point, talks are continuing and we have nothing to confirm.” Hmmm…her style of humor is pretty loud and offensive, much like Joan’s was. You think she can pull it off?

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Joan Rivers’s cause of death revealed – Hollywood.TV

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Fashion Police to Continue Without Joan Rivers: When Will It Return?

For E!, the show must go on. Two weeks after the death of Joan Rivers , the network announced on Friday that Fashion Police will return to the air without its beloved late star. “We are deeply saddened by the loss of Joan Rivers and, for the last two weeks, have turned our attention to honoring her memory on all of our platforms,” E! said via statement, continuing: “We have also thought long and hard about what Joan would have wanted as it pertains to the future of Fashion Police. We decided, with Melissa Rivers’ blessing, that Joan would have wanted the franchise to continue. “Fashion Police will return in 2015 commencing with Golden Globes coverage on Monday, Jan. 12. No further details will be announced at this time.” The weekly celebrity style roundup, we presume, will still be co-hosted by Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and George Kotsiopoulos. Earlier this week,  Rancic had said she was uncertain about the show’s future and that E! was “looking at different scenarios.” On Friday evening, meanwhile, E! aired a 90-minute a “Fashion Police: Celebrating Joan” special. On the program, daughter Melissa Rivers talked about her mother’s impact, revealing that President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama sent her their condolences. “I received a hand-written note saying ‘Not only did she make us laugh, she made us think,'” the proud daughter said, a big smile on her face. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten.

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Sara Malakul’s Massive Breasts of the Day

I wrote something probably perverted, maybe offensive, possibly focused on tits about Sara Malakul yesterday. I would check but I don’t like reliving the past. It’s about the future motherfuckers. I do however like to think about the ways a girl becomes famous in Thailand, which is what Sara Malakul’s storyline is. Like was she sold off at 4 to work a brothel, or born with a penis, and did the King take her under his wing and put her in TV shows because she was part of his Harem… Or was she just richer than the locals, whiter than the locals, and more American than the locals, thanks to her dad moving to Thailand to spend time with the “elephants”…as white men tend to do when they go to Thailand… Well, it turns out that she just posted this picture of her topless, huge tit getting squished, like it was Nicki Minaj sitting on her Ass, and the whole thing opens up a whole new fetish I didn’t know I have, at least it must be a fetish, otherwise I wouldn’t have this serious want to bury my face in her… It almost makes me want to find her on all her netflix movies she gets naked in… This picture is shot by THEHEADHUNTR

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Sara Malakul’s Massive Breasts of the Day

I wrote something probably perverted, maybe offensive, possibly focused on tits about Sara Malakul yesterday. I would check but I don’t like reliving the past. It’s about the future motherfuckers. I do however like to think about the ways a girl becomes famous in Thailand, which is what Sara Malakul’s storyline is. Like was she sold off at 4 to work a brothel, or born with a penis, and did the King take her under his wing and put her in TV shows because she was part of his Harem… Or was she just richer than the locals, whiter than the locals, and more American than the locals, thanks to her dad moving to Thailand to spend time with the “elephants”…as white men tend to do when they go to Thailand… Well, it turns out that she just posted this picture of her topless, huge tit getting squished, like it was Nicki Minaj sitting on her Ass, and the whole thing opens up a whole new fetish I didn’t know I have, at least it must be a fetish, otherwise I wouldn’t have this serious want to bury my face in her… It almost makes me want to find her on all her netflix movies she gets naked in… This picture is shot by THEHEADHUNTR

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