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Claudia Schiffer is Hot at 100 of the Day

I remember guys I knew would circle jerk to Claudia Schiffer. This must have been in 1994. I never participated because I always just assumed a circle jerk was less about the sport of competitive jerking off to see who cums first and more about the leader of your gang being a closet case homo who just wants to watch all his friends jerk off….you know the kind of guy who invites his friends to fuck his girl because he just wants his friends there to watch his friends… All this to say, Claudia Schiffer doesn’t bring up gay thoughts for me, she just reminds me of that story, because dudes fucking loved her enough to jerk off together to magazine pics of her and I don’t just mean David Copperfield…I mean so many fucking dudes..she was the Kate Upton of her era…and now, 20 or 30 years later…I am not good at math..but that are the equivalent of 100 years in model years…and she’s still fucking amazing…I guess some people just take care of themselves when their whole existence depends on their look…and I guess some people, especially have good genes thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened 30 years prior to her birth… Here is her shoot for something random that doesn’t matter….because what matters is Claudia Schiffer

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Claudia Schiffer is Hot at 100 of the Day

I remember guys I knew would circle jerk to Claudia Schiffer. This must have been in 1994. I never participated because I always just assumed a circle jerk was less about the sport of competitive jerking off to see who cums first and more about the leader of your gang being a closet case homo who just wants to watch all his friends jerk off….you know the kind of guy who invites his friends to fuck his girl because he just wants his friends there to watch his friends… All this to say, Claudia Schiffer doesn’t bring up gay thoughts for me, she just reminds me of that story, because dudes fucking loved her enough to jerk off together to magazine pics of her and I don’t just mean David Copperfield…I mean so many fucking dudes..she was the Kate Upton of her era…and now, 20 or 30 years later…I am not good at math..but that are the equivalent of 100 years in model years…and she’s still fucking amazing…I guess some people just take care of themselves when their whole existence depends on their look…and I guess some people, especially have good genes thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened 30 years prior to her birth… Here is her shoot for something random that doesn’t matter….because what matters is Claudia Schiffer

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Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius…. Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect… This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits….. She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess… I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

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Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius…. Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect… This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits….. She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess… I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

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Joan Rivers Funeral Featured Howard Stern Eulogy, Hugh Jackman Singing

When Joan Rivers passed away last week, there was an immediate outpouring of grief and affection from celebs ranging from Kylie Jenner to Samuel L. Jackson. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. Rivers had a lot of famous friends and openly discussed her desire for a “Hollywood funeral” in her memoirs and stage acts.  When the iconic comedienne was laid to rest on Sunda, the star-studded event in her honor – complete with song-and-dance numbers – would certainly not have disappointed. Howard Stern delivered a eulogy that was reportedly filled with the sort of off-color jokes that made Joan famous. The New York City Gay Men’s Chorus opened the show. Hugh Jackman sang “Quiet Please, There’s a Lady on Stage,” followed by one last standing ovation for Joan Rivers. There were sentimental moments too, of course, as Melissa Rivers read a touching letter to her legendary mother and Broadway star Audra McDonald sang the tearjerker “Smile.” Rivers stopped breathing during a surgical procedure on August 28. She lapsed into a coma from which she never awoke. No official cause of death has been determined. Though she was 81 and had experienced health problems in the past, Rivers’ death came as a shock to fans, as she was as active and controversial as ever in her final days. Joan’s nearly 60-year career in comedy saw many ups and downs but she never abandoned her signature brand of outspoken, tell-it-like-it-is style of humor. Enjoy some of Rivers’ most memorable moments in the gallery below: 9 Hilarious Joan Rivers Moments 1. Joan Hosts the Tonight Show Joan was a frequent guest and fill-in host on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. She and Carson never spoke again after she launched a rival late night show.

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Joan Rivers Remembered At Fabulous A-List Funeral

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It may not have been the outrageous spectacle that she was hoping for, but Joan Rivers‘ funeral was still a fantastic event! The A-list turned…

Joan Rivers Remembered At Fabulous A-List Funeral

Kelly Clarkson’s Daughter Is The Cutest Concert-Goer Ever

Kelly Clarkson brought daughter River Rose to a Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood concert.

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Joan Rivers’ Funeral Would’ve Delighted Joan Rivers

The world said goodbye to Joan Rivers at her funeral in New York today (September 7).

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Joan Rivers death date

Joan Rivers death date: September 4, 2014. On August 28, 2014, Rivers experienced serious complications and stopped breathing during a procedure on her vocal cords, at a clinic in Yorkville, Manhattan.She was taken to Mount Sinai Hospital and was put into a medically induced coma after reportedly suffering cardiac arrest. On August 29, her daughter, Melissa, publicly stated that Joan was “resting comfortably” in the hospital. On August 30, it was reported that Rivers had been put on life suppo

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Joan Rivers Autopsy Fails to Determine Cause of Death

Yesterday, legendary comic Joan Rivers died following complications from a surgical procedure. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. Rivers stopped breathing during an operation on her vocal cords. She was placed in a medically induced coma and never regained consciousness. An autopsy was performed today to figure out exactly what prevented Rivers from recovering from her initial cardiac arrest, but medical examiners were left with no definitive answers. The official coroner’s report obtained by TMZ claims that no “cause and manner” of death could be determined. A further investigation that will include toxicology reports and interviews with medical professionals who have treated Rivers will be launched next week. Rivers funeral is scheduled for Sunday in New York City. In one of her recent memoirs, she stated that she hopes her funeral will be “Hollywood all the way,” joking that she wants actress Meryl Streep to be “crying in five accents.” We’re not sure if Streep will be on hand to turn on the Oscar-worthy waterworks, but judging from celebrity reactions to Joan’s death on social media yesterday, her send-off will certainly be a star-studded affair.  9 Hilarious Joan Rivers Moments 1. Joan Hosts the Tonight Show Joan was a frequent guest and fill-in host on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. She and Carson never spoke again after she launched a rival late night show.

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