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Claudia Schiffer is Hot at 100 of the Day

I remember guys I knew would circle jerk to Claudia Schiffer. This must have been in 1994. I never participated because I always just assumed a circle jerk was less about the sport of competitive jerking off to see who cums first and more about the leader of your gang being a closet case homo who just wants to watch all his friends jerk off….you know the kind of guy who invites his friends to fuck his girl because he just wants his friends there to watch his friends… All this to say, Claudia Schiffer doesn’t bring up gay thoughts for me, she just reminds me of that story, because dudes fucking loved her enough to jerk off together to magazine pics of her and I don’t just mean David Copperfield…I mean so many fucking dudes..she was the Kate Upton of her era…and now, 20 or 30 years later…I am not good at math..but that are the equivalent of 100 years in model years…and she’s still fucking amazing…I guess some people just take care of themselves when their whole existence depends on their look…and I guess some people, especially have good genes thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened 30 years prior to her birth… Here is her shoot for something random that doesn’t matter….because what matters is Claudia Schiffer

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Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius…. Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect… This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits….. She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess… I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

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Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius…. Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect… This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits….. She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess… I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

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