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Xamira for Mise en Cage Campaign of the Day

Mise en Cage is a luxury lingerie brand out of Paris, which for those of you who care, is where lingerie was really invented, because sexy underwear is amazing, so you you have France to thank for those cheap yeast infection inducing sex shop purchased panties the hookers you have sex with wear for you and their 12 other jobs that day..and the Victoria’s Secret mass produced, over priced, sweatshop mall brand underwear their fat wives wear because you buy if for them on holidays thanks to being a consumer… Their model is named Xamira, one of the weirdest names I’ve seen, I don’t know what her intagram is, I guess you could look for it, I’ve given you enough to run on, I’m too busy looking for my next post because I know all that matters right here and now are these pics of her being half naked and hot as fuck amazing… Victoria’s Secret should take their lead and start being a little more innovative with their half naked Christian friendly billion dollar a year generating smut…. There’s a video from a year ago.. The post Xamira for Mise en Cage Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day

Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before. They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit… It’s fucking ghetto, but people fucking love them, and in Daphne Joy’s case, one of those people was 50 cent who she didn’t waste anytime getting knocked up by, because despite his being “broke”…she will still get a solid 20,000 dollar a month check to raise their baby, until the kid is 18, even if she ends up with this dude she’s in a bikini with named Jason Derulo, also black…. I guess she’s got a type. Rich dudes who like cheesy hooker looking asian bitches with cheesy fake tits…and an instagram following based on lies and bullshit. What Cheesy staged paparazzi pics of a bitch I doubt anyone cares about, even after they pay her for anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day

Here’s some weird product placement…featuring Caitlyn Jenner being introduced to a vibrator like he’s never been in a situation where he’s filled his ass up with random household objects – remninding him of the Locker Room days while fantasizing about being a woman.. There is no way Kris Jenner didn’t fuck him up the ass their entire fucking marriage, leading to abuse that turned him into a fucking woman… After posting VIDEO OF A POST OP MASTURBATING , I don’t even find humor in Caitlyn pretending to learn about female masturbation…for the sake of her show and an ad this sex toy company paid for…because what better place to advertise than with some tranny porn fantasies to the 1 person who has a Caitlyn Jenner tranny porn fantasy…that you know exists but don’t want to find out is your relative. I am just blown away that this kind of television exists…the end of TV..clearly happening…here’s the proof… The post Caitlyn Jenner Playing with Sex Toys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day

Sitcom star Alison Brie….in a show I’ve never seen, but that apparently everyone has seen, making her a huge fucking star… I’ve done posts on her before, including brilliant analysis of her as a talent, as an actress, as an inspiration to us all…like: “She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”… Unfortunately, her last name is actually Schermerhorn. Sexy how it rolls off the tongue…either way still brilliant at least in terms of explaining why I have never been offered a job writing a sitcom of my own, because that kind of joke is garbage…but you can see a bunch of her tits, the tits I was referencing in THIS POST …. Tits…that she’s not showing off in this photoshoot, which would be weird The post Alison Brie in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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