Amber Rose posted up a nude picture on the social media for all the perverts to stare at her newly built tits…and you’ve gotta kind of appreciate them from this angle, because you don’t have to see the breast reduction anchor scars, and you’ve also got to appreciate that the gutter stripper, turned rapper wife and baby momma….allowing her to still be a gutter stripper, but on a higher profile, in fancier sugar baby lingerie, or in this case nude…far better than the days of cheap, dollar store, yeast infection panties….Dreams do come true…. Here are some other erotic photos she’s posted… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Amber Rose is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Don’t let Valentine’s Day get you down… If you’re alone, be excited about saving the money… If you’re eager, hit up the dating apps or instagram, there are bound to be lonely girls who are eager to get fucked to make them feel better about their decision of choosing casual sex over relationship… If you’re like me, and you hate your wife, or if you’re someone I idolize who doesn’t have a wife, GET YOURSELF the Valentines Day gift idea from The Hand Pilot …. Make no mistake, we are in a new era of sex, a sexual revolution if you will, where girls, pretty much all girls have their vibrators, and we as men have our MASTURBATORS They’ve tried to make us feel like lonely perverts for owning these, just because they are jealous of these, knowing they can be replaced…. The way I see it, jerk off tools so that no matter how horny I am, I don’t have to lower yourself to fuck your wife….is a win…and jerk off tools to make you not bite the bullet and ruin your life with a wife…is a good thing… So here’s my Top 5 Reasons a Pocket Pussy is better than a real pussy of the Day 1- Doesn’t Say No – is always in the mood. 2- Doesn’t get Yeast Infection – or it’s period 3- Doesn’t remind you of all that has gone wrong as it ages 4- Doesn’t nag you to shower, or clean up, or put on pants 5- Doesn’t get mad at you for fucking a different pocket pussy or pressure you to propose… I mean do I really need to continue….we all know MALE MASTURBATORS WIN IN THE GAME OF LOVE – SO GET YOURS NOW So Don’t make hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, waste your money on flowers or chocolates….SING YOUR 80s ROCK BALLAD LOVE SONG TO YOUR MASTURBATOR – SHOP NOW CLICK HERE The post The Best Valentines Day Gift of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mise en Cage is a luxury lingerie brand out of Paris, which for those of you who care, is where lingerie was really invented, because sexy underwear is amazing, so you you have France to thank for those cheap yeast infection inducing sex shop purchased panties the hookers you have sex with wear for you and their 12 other jobs that day..and the Victoria’s Secret mass produced, over priced, sweatshop mall brand underwear their fat wives wear because you buy if for them on holidays thanks to being a consumer… Their model is named Xamira, one of the weirdest names I’ve seen, I don’t know what her intagram is, I guess you could look for it, I’ve given you enough to run on, I’m too busy looking for my next post because I know all that matters right here and now are these pics of her being half naked and hot as fuck amazing… Victoria’s Secret should take their lead and start being a little more innovative with their half naked Christian friendly billion dollar a year generating smut…. There’s a video from a year ago.. The post Xamira for Mise en Cage Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ava Sambora has posted a bikini pic everyday for the last few days and people are paying attention to her… I am sure it has nothing to do with her mom being Heather Locklear and her dad being in Bon Jovi…I am sure her success that her hot young 18 year old in a bikini body has everything to do with her hard work, her high concept selfies, and the fact that she’s cheesy lookin’ all American lookin, perfect level of stripper looking, commercial instagram model… And who really cares, when she’s going the same thirsty concept bikini pics, because people LOVE bikini pics…and concept makes it seem less desperate…right…I mean it works on me, even if 18 is creeper level 10…it’s legal..and in this case…pretty lovely… The post Ava Sambora had Figured it Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Life isn’t complete without a UK Glamour model from the UK, who made a name for herself as a titty model in cheesy fucking shoots in the UK media…like Page 3…posing for a lingerie company that looks about her caliber, or quality…you know the kind of fabric that gives a bitch a yeast infection and rash just putting it on…. I guess, along with getting to fuck UK Soccer players, sometimes, these tits get to do photoshoots for brands, and not just for free to get in the papers, like the famewhores they are… Good for them….it makes their fucking rich dudes seem like like hooking…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rhian Sudgen LIngerie Cheese of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Feminist Blogger Bakes Sourdough Bread With Yeast Infection Would you ever eat your own yeast infection ? One feminist blogger took a bad yeast infection and decided to make some sourdough bread that has disgusted the world. According to The Frisky the feminist is unapolagetic about her yeasty recipe… “It all started with a fatal combination of a slightly perverse sense of humour, a keenly scientific mind, and touch of the thrush,” she writes on her blog Another Angry Woman , Naturally, because the idea of bodily fluids in baked goods makes some people very, very upset, Stavri has gotten her share of criticism. But not to worry, any health concerns about the safety of consuming food made with vaginal yeast are minimal, she writes: First things first, any bacteria which lives in your warm soft parts lives there because it likes to be warm. Body temperature warm. It dies outside of that temperature range. However, let’s assume for the sake of argument that my vagina harbours a strain of bacteria that thrives equally in the ~37°C environment of my cunt as it does at the ~22°C of my kitchen, inside a bowl of flour and water. Were this the case, it still wouldn’t matter. I’m making fucking bread. You cook bread. All of the bread will reach the bacteria-murdering threshold of > 70°C for long enough to kill anything that had survived. Want to try out the recipe? YUCK ON YUCK ON YUCK!!!!!!!!!
I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society…. Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit…. Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis… But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”… So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’ But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream… The post Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve heard all kinds of stories about immigrant Nina Agdal being on the program. Which is what I call girls who are signed models, but who get payroll from rich guys to hang out when the rich guys can get away from their wives, because rich guys can buy anything they want, and models, are just one step away from prostitutes…you know they already get paid to show off their bodies, what’s getting paid to fuck someone, when they are fucking people all the time anyway…it’s just part of the process… My favorite picture of her was nude on the bed in Miami during the Sports Illustrated swimsuit launch, you know the story was that she was with some rich college kid and he documented it, because you would to…if you had a drugged up parting Nina naked in your bed after fucking her…I am too lazy to look for that pic, but you can google or search it on the site…I’m more into the future than the past…and the future is that she’s wearing panties, not shy to show those panties, because lets face it, she’s always in panties, and I am surprised she’s even wearing panties, she must be on her period or fresh out of an abortion or dealing with a yeast infection…because girls like this only put on panties when getting paid…right…right…
There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina… But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward… The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit… Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day… Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections Thanks FOETUS
