Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about total and complete disasters. At least in her personal life. So with Hurricane Sandy and its 85 mile-per-hour winds approaching the East Coast today, this trainwreck has a message for all those being evacuated and told to remain insider: Calm down! WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace , Lohan Tweeted in regard to the mammoth storm. Seriously, people. Think positive and pray and you’ll be fine just walking right through those record-breaking gusts and floods. Among other, far more reasonable reactions on Twitter today from famous folks: Alec Baldwin : Sandy . . .that b****! Bethenny Frankel : I’m nervous. People say sandy is worse than Irene. We’re on the water in the hamptons & near it in the city. Both will be evacuated Jerry Seinfeld : Mayor Bloomberg going with zip up neck sweater to fight Sandy. Shows preparedness. Windy: zip it up Storm over: back down Jimmy Fallon : East coasters stay safe – watch the news and look for updates. #Sandy We will be doing a new show tomorrow night no matter what. #LateNight Jimmy Kimmel : starting to get windy here in #Brooklyn. . . I hope our shows don’t fly away Kirstie Alley : hello Maine . . . Is the storm hitting around Camden Maine?? thank you Kristin Chenoweth : No Katie Couric show tomorrow because she needs to cover Frankenstorm! Scary stuff! Kim Kardashian : Back in Miami now. Missed the storm. I’m praying for everyone on the East Coast. I hope everyone is safe! Khloe Kardashian Odom : Praying for everyone on the East. Larry King : Is #Sandy a boy or a girl? Lena Dunham : My dad re: the hurricane: “I have tons of cash and a salad”
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Hurricane Sandy Really No Big Deal, Lindsay Lohan Tweets