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Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day

Posted on February 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not a Jessica Biel fan. She had one hot photoshoot back when she was on Seventh Heaven and decided to show the world that she can be a slutty, objectified, exhibitionist for attention, to draw attention on her…that was 30 years ago… She went on to be a Justin Timberlake Groupie, playing the long game, having his kid and now living the good life, the rich person life, the superstar life, because if she relied on herself to support herself, she’d be broke by now, but luckily she connected with a huge star and let him do his gay shit, so long as she had his credit card and marriage….it’s creepy…some Fatal Attraction / MISERY shit…but here they are taking pics in a pool…with her fit mom in her 40 tits in a bikini top….not quite naughty enough…I was hoping for this to be more dick in her box. The post Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren’s Slutty Costume of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren is some cheesy girl from California, who may not even be from California, but is as cheesy, shameless, and bikini bodied to be from California, because we have to remember not everyone in LA is an actress, or a musician, but some are low level instagram hookers who thought they had a chance, but never had a chance, so they just go to the gym and fuck rich guys who have made it, because rich guys need hot pussy to validate getting themselves rich.. This one may be cheesy with the bolt ons like a stripper but she was able to position herself as someone “relevant”…on social media, which is not relevant at all, but relevant to advertisers, and thus she may make money without fucking the rich guys…what a concept.. This is her Halloween Costume. Not that exciting. The post Alexis Ren’s Slutty Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Fanning is the sister of Dakota Fanning – who was able to have an adult career thanks to her parents whoring out her sister at a young age – packaging her like some “boy wonder” the girl version – not that there are genders in this world anymore – but back then there were so I’m sticking with my politically incorrect assumption that Dakota Fanning’s pronoun is GIRL…or HER….we live in an idiotic era. She’s dressed like a slutty nurse from what I assume is Weinstein Produced Kill Bill…because you can’t BOYCOT what’s already happened…and the good news is that she doesn’t have Uma Thurman’s thick man hands…. While Elle was out being better paid / lazy at a Halloween Party…her sister Dakota who she’s milked her career from was at a premiere with some cleavage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Fanning is the sister of Dakota Fanning – who was able to have an adult career thanks to her parents whoring out her sister at a young age – packaging her like some “boy wonder” the girl version – not that there are genders in this world anymore – but back then there were so I’m sticking with my politically incorrect assumption that Dakota Fanning’s pronoun is GIRL…or HER….we live in an idiotic era. She’s dressed like a slutty nurse from what I assume is Weinstein Produced Kill Bill…because you can’t BOYCOT what’s already happened…and the good news is that she doesn’t have Uma Thurman’s thick man hands…. While Elle was out being better paid / lazy at a Halloween Party…her sister Dakota who she’s milked her career from was at a premiere with some cleavage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world… That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her. Good tits/ cleavage though… I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl. The post Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world… That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her. Good tits/ cleavage though… I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl. The post Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Ratajkowski In Her Bra And Panties

Posted on May 2, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OK, so maybe I need to stop questioning why Emily Ratajkowski has over 12.5 million followers on Instagram. Because if she’s going to keep putting up pictures like this on a regular basis, she deserves even more. Like 100-200 million more. Whatever it takes to keep Emily from actually getting a real job and keeps her Instagram model career going. So come on people. Do your part.

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Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been committed to the cause that Nina Agdal is a retard, maybe with Downs Syndrome, which isn’t a bad thing, I prefer people with Downs over most humans, and it would actually be endearing…it would add some dimension to the fact that she’s a vapid, gold digging, Leonardo DiCaprio groupie who tries to fuck him into husband…because it will lead to her living the good life, while putting all importance on materialistic bullshit, because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry this life, she’s just been lucky that she’s been sold to the public by Sports Illustrated…and they believe it… She’s garbage, she’s a drunken mess – which would be cool without the ego…she’s big and awkward looking and she’s got this face…this weird fucking face….this is shit that remind me of nightmares of being stranged alone in the fucking jungle…only to wake to this saying “put your sperm in me and make me babies like you’re brad cooper and I’m irina”… It’s weird as fuck TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if Lea Michele is pregnant….but if she is that would discount my theory that she’s got a dick…and I’ve spent a bunch of time looking at the crotch of this bikini to see if I see a testicle slip…maybe it’s just a beer belly…because that’s gotta be why she’s in on one pice, unless it’s some tactical outfit that helps her tuck her cock, because if she does have a cock, you know it’d be a big one….she’s just that kind of trans…the celebrity kind….but maybe she’s all woman…and just looks more and more trans the more she tries to jack up her face – attempting to be “prettier”….which for anyone who hates the Jenner / Kardashian look…is actually manlier…yet more and more women keep doing it…werid… Even her hard nipples are masculine..nice YOGA Form… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE Here’s another look at the Lea Dick… The post Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ebonee Davis Topless of the Day

Posted on January 5, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate that I’ve never fucked a black girl…because I fucking love black girls….but they don’t love me, I’m a Mexican and lower on the totem pole…not to mention my penis is too small for them…but I still fucking love black girls…so much flavor…so much soul…so exotic…so busty on a small frame…so perfect… These tits are fucking amazing….all big…and big…on a small frame…making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that….and watermelon…and fried chicken… The post Ebonee Davis Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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