Paris Hilton has always been a gay man to me. Her walk, her talk, the way she dresses, she’s just this over the top, too pink and glittery, pile of annoying, who sounds like a half retard playing cute, with hard features, hard jaw, strong nose…like a dude…in a dress would play a girl…and it’s all such a silly act….but she’s smart, it gets her paid, and that’s what matters in this money grubbing world… That said, she’s not a tranny, because I’ve seen, and possibly jerked off to, it was the early 2000s, her vagina getting penetrated…it likely happened…like it likely happened for her brother and father…because dudes will be dudes…I’m just glad no relatives of mine are sex workers…I’m not really into going down that road…luckily Paris Hilton isn’t my relative…because if she was I would feel responsible for not off-ing her. Good tits/ cleavage though… I can’t cross reference her social media – cuz she’s got me blocked…mean girl. The post Paris Hilton’s Lookin’ Like a Tranny in a Bunny Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Liv Tyler…I mean…Liv Tyler? Why would any brand, whether it is one Liv Tyler owns or not, would use Liv Tyler as their face, or big booty mom ass, is beyond me… She’s fucking old….and only famous from before our time…I mean before the interent existed not before my time, I am old as fuck and remember the Aerosmith videos back when music videos mattered…featuring her and Alicia Silverstone, in what I guess was Steven Tyler’s attempt to celebrity daughter a girl he fathered but who he was pretty much a deadbeat towards…creating the actress who we haven’t seen act in a long time…making these lingerie pics even weirder.. The post Liv Tyler Fat Mom in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly are BFFs…which is good because no one else cares about them…except when they are in Bikinis… One is a child star, the other the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper, and togther they are in Bikinis… Bikinis…without them, how would these people promote themselves…I just don’t know but more importantly, don’t care… The post Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Liv Tyler was in Ibiza…on a yacht…because she was an unwanted rockstar daughter, who was lost, but then she was found, given tons of money to make-up for guilt and lost time, thanks to her whore groupie mom, before being sold off to modeling agencies and talent agencies to live out her dreams…because when your dad fronts Aerosmith, even if he doesn’t like the acknowlege being your dad…opportunities happen… She’s old, I didn’t like her when she was an “it girl”…but I do think Daddy issues are cute enough for me to want to buy her used bikini on ebay, if she’s sellin’ it… But then again, I’d buy anyone’s used bikini off ebay…if only I wasn’t broke. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Give Steven Tyler points for honesty. And shake your head over how he’s still standing. In an interview with 60 Minutes Australia that will air Sunday night, the singer is asked about previous claims that he spent $20 million on cocaine in the 1970s. That’s not exactly accurate, the ex- American Idol judge admits. “Realistically, 5 or 6 [million],” says Tyler, adding: “You also could say I snorted half of Peru, but it doesn’t matter.” The Aerosmith frontman has been sober for 20 years, though he did suffer a relapse with prescription pills in the late 2000. He underwent treatment and can now speak openly about the entire ordeal. Somewhere, even Charlie Sheen is in awe of that whole Peru snorting thing.
Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..who ultimately end up stripping too….where Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got hard nipples…something I used to masturbate to when I was 14….true story…..and I guess when momma was a stripper…you learn all the right tricks on how to get the best Tips…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
DeAndre Brackensick and Heejun Han join Van Pelt in bottom three. By Adam Graham Erika Van Pelt and Ryan Seacrest on “American Idol” Photo: Fox Erika Van Pelt debuted a dramatic new look on Wednesday’s episode of “American Idol,” but it wasn’t enough to save her in the competition as the 26-year-old Rhode Islander was sent packing on Thursday’s (March 22) “Idol.” Van Pelt made it into the finals as a wild-card choice and consistently found herself facing elimination. This week she chopped off her blond locks and revealed a sleek, short black ‘do and received strong marks for her version of Billy Joel’s “New York State of Mind.” But it wasn’t enough for viewers, apparently, as she landed at the bottom of America’s votes. She sang “I Believe in You and Me” for the judges to try to get them to use their save on her, but they let her go with a swift “no,” delivered by Randy Jackson. (As if the pain of elimination isn’t tough enough, Van Pelt now has to go back and explain to her New England friends what she was doing singing “New York State of Mind.” Good luck with that one.) Van Pelt found herself in the bottom three alongside DeAndre Brackensick and Heejun Han. Brackensick was released to safety first and was followed by Han. Han was on the receiving end of some stinging criticism from mentor Jimmy Iovine following his goofball performance Wednesday night of Billy Joel’s “My Life.” “He came out and disrespected the entire process. His performance was more like four minutes of a bad Adam Sandler movie that goes straight to DVD,” Iovine said of Han’s campy take on the song, calling it a “stunt gone wrong.” “At the end of the day, Interscope has to spend a lot of money on somebody who wins this show, and that’s not it.” Han defended himself by saying, “I’m not trying to be a star; I’m just really happy where I am.” Elsewhere on the show, in a surprise birthday tribute to Steven Tyler, his Aerosmith cohort Joe Perry came out and played “Happy Birthday” for him, backed by the Idols. Tyler turns 64 on Monday. Also, controversy magnet Lana Del Rey performed her hit single “Video Games,” complete with a closing confetti shower, and season 10 third-place finisher Haley Reinhart returned to the “Idol” stage to perform her new single “Free.” What did you think about “Idol” on Thursday? Was it time for Van Pelt to go? Let us know in the comments! Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season 11 Top 13 Contestants
Steven Tyler was out to lunch at the Little Door Cafe today in Hollywood. We asked Steven if he had heard that “American Idol” contestant Phillip Phillips had been hospitalized, but Steven hadn’t heard yet. Then the rockstar rode off on his Custom Indian Tricycle. It’s good to be a star!!! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com
Steven Tyler spends the bulk of his time these days critiquing aspiring artists. But the Aerosmith frontman/ American Idol panelist is the one facing harsh judgment today, as is performance of the national anthem prior to the 2012 AFC Championship game is being met with severe rebuke. “Steven Tyler far more obscene than Janet Jackson’s t*tty,” Fox Sports columnist Jason Whitlock Tweeted of the rendition, comparing it to another famous, scandalous moment in NFL playoff lore. Was the song really that abysmal? Decide for yourself: Steven Tyler National Anthem Performance: Yay or Nay?
