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Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings of the Day

Look at this excitement – Dakota Fanning – everyone’s favorite weirdo who was sold by her parents to the entertainment world – I mean besides countless other more interesting child stars- is out there in a pair of leggings or active wear for fitness and comfort that is socially acceptable as fashion and style – so that the world can see her ass….as girls seem to like to do. The whole thing is pretty silly, considering she could just retire and move somewhere to chill. But she is trained, slave labor really, from a young age by her parents to not ruin the opportunity so she’s out here still doing it…and by it I mean acting, and PR using the paparazzi and the whole thing is pretty stupid. But not as stupid as my general existence. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Fanning Hotel Room Porn of the Day

Here’s Dakota Fanning for the perverts who like girls in their hotel rooms taking selfies, after knowing they just fucked in that Hotel room, because girls are sluts and when they get into a hotel they get all turned on and shit, especially when money is involved, and it needs to be documented for their Social Media so people know they get to be fancy and stay at hotels. It’s the whole foundation of escorting…and I guess influencer-ing. Not that Dakota Fanning is a whore, but in ways she could be seen as one, with the whole parents pimping her out. This is a very seductive selfie if you have a bit of an imagination and know people who have worked in hotels and know the shit that goes on in those rooms…and not just the shit stains on the bed from anal sex…but other stuff too… The post Dakota Fanning Hotel Room Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day

I don’t know why Timberlakes number one groupie, who he got when she was still famous on TV, and who never fucking disappeared and just latched onto him and wouldn’t let him go, to the point where he eventually married her and made kids with her, because she proved how loyal and deserving of his money she was, and she proved how she’d let him fuck all the dudes he wanted, and even put herself at risk for AIDS, because he was just that dreamy with his frosted blonde curls… Well, as a mom she’s decided to bring back her fit body….as these 40 year old women do…you can see her abs and thick thighs…and most importantly nipples… So you Seventh Heaven Box Set owning weirdos…must be happy, while those of you who dont’ know what Box Sets are, or what Justin Timberlakes are, must be confused… Don’t worry. I’m confused too. Here’s her gay husband helping her do fit shit… The post Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Fanning Hard Nips of the Day

People seem to be really hyped on Dakota Fanning’s hard nipples, because people are fucking perverts who have watched her grow up before their very eyes, thanks to parents who sold her off to the media and entertainment industry, cuz they wanted to get richer and she was good vehicle…pretend she’s a natural talent…get her in movies…exploit her…. So that when she’s rich and older, she can exploit herself, via walking around hard nippled…with tits…tits she didn’t have when you first discovered her and that may offend you cuz you’re that kind of pervert…but tit I appreciate because they are tits. The post Dakota Fanning Hard Nips of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Dakota Fanning creeps me out… Whether she’s doing the bikini thing for social media – like girls her age – trying to assimilate and conform to girls her age – after being this weird little Robot actress when she was a little kid who I saw in interviews and knew that something wasn’t right…maybe a glitch in her code, in her matrix, something…that they’ve worked out to allow her to be just a basic instagram attention seeker…and not some 8 year old Oscar nominee… I like to see young starlets reduce themselves to bikini selfies like EVERY single girl out there. It’s refreshing to know that the addiction applies to all walks of life. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dakota Fanning in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Fanning Is A Model Now Too

For years now, I’ve been saying that  Dakota Fanning should give up on that whole acting thing and just focus on becoming a model. Or at the very least, a professional Instagram hottie. Anyway, so I’m happy to report that Dakota’s finally following in her younger sister Elle ‘s footsteps. Maybe next they can take a bikini vacation together. P.S. I’m available to tag along. My phone takes great pictures! » view all 14 photos

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Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day

Elle Fanning is the sister of Dakota Fanning – who was able to have an adult career thanks to her parents whoring out her sister at a young age – packaging her like some “boy wonder” the girl version – not that there are genders in this world anymore – but back then there were so I’m sticking with my politically incorrect assumption that Dakota Fanning’s pronoun is GIRL…or HER….we live in an idiotic era. She’s dressed like a slutty nurse from what I assume is Weinstein Produced Kill Bill…because you can’t BOYCOT what’s already happened…and the good news is that she doesn’t have Uma Thurman’s thick man hands…. While Elle was out being better paid / lazy at a Halloween Party…her sister Dakota who she’s milked her career from was at a premiere with some cleavage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Slutty Nurse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day

50 shades of rich bratty kid with a trust fund and parents and grandparents that helped her into the industry they are dialed into – so that she doesn’t need to actually get a skill, or job, or leave an impact on the world, but instead can maintain her lifestyle, feel like she’s accomplished something, more than just the trust fund she gets, in another Celebrity kids have access, it’s a small scene, the same people get hired and that’s why all the content produced is shit… But she is in fitness gear smoking, like most Vegans I love, who are preaching healthy life while sucking on smokes…jokes.. Her name is Dakota Fanning ….no Dakota Johnson, and all these bitches are interchangeable…. I do find it interesting that her in leggings getting out of a porsche is hotter than her sex scenes in the overhyped romance / sex / porn for old ladies novel…ever… How’s that makes sense…it doesn’t…none of this does… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning Does Jimmy Choo!

For a while now, I’ve been saying that  Dakota Fanning should forget acting and just focus on modeling full-time. And now here she is doing a photoshoot for Jimmy Choo. And don’t get me wrong, I’m glad to see Dakota’s been taking my advice. But when I said modeling, I meant bikinis and/or lingerie, not shoes. Oh well. There’s always the next one, I guess. » view all 18 photos

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Miranda Kerr’s Sexy Midriff For Elle

Unless you accidentally subscribed to Elle Spain somehow, I’m guessing you probably might have missed these shots of world-class hottie Miranda Kerr in their November issue. But don’t worry, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you guys below, and I’ve even managed to translate some of the interview. My Spanish might be a little rusty, but I’m 99% sure she’s talking about how some of her biggest turn-ons are dudes who live in their mom’s basement and pasty skin. …How do you say “call me” in Spanish?

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