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Pam Anderson’s Misguided Photoshoot for Misguided of the Day

Canada’s own, Pam Anderson is the face of some brand called misguided, and we can assume that the only misguided person was the person booking Pam Anderson for the job, because she’s washed up despite beating Hepatitis, she’s 48, (sure she is) and she’s still half naked modeling because it is all she knows… It’s not that I hate Pam Anderson, I don’t think I ever jerked off to her, but I didn’t mind the cheesy 90s fake tit, blonde hair, petite body image she created and everyone imitated… She was the low level celebrity, sex tape peddling, shameless and nude with a ton of work done, that led to a generation of stripper looking women who looked like bootleg versions of her, paving the way for Kim Kardashian to do the same thing, just with being fat, brown and doughy with a small waist….Yes, they are the same person…different generations and different levels of plastic but still what girls turned to do define what guys wanted to fuck…while Pam Anderson was always fuckable and still is, while Kim K is just a fucking monster… I guess what I am saying, if they are going for 90s washed up, they shoulda used Mr Belding and Pauley Shore…because at least there’s more comedy than sadness with them doing sexy shoots…because seeing her model is sad…she must be an investor in the company.. The post Pam Anderson’s Misguided Photoshoot for Misguided of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s old Canadian face was used to promote the new entourage movie…that I assume entourage fans are really excited about seeing..because entourage was a huge part of their lives for a long time…and I remember when it was on TV and I never watched it…because seeing these lame fucking actor dudes trying to be cool was everything but cool…because actors as a general rule are homos…and hollywood as a general is cheesy…so seeing them do it in their 40s…on the big screen is just weird to me…but seeing these tits…in her 40s…are ok to me…because we like tits.. The post Emmanuelle Chriqui Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessie J Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Jessie J is some bisexual pop star from the UK. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, and that is probably a good thing…because the UK has a whole pile of shitty pop music that we are never exposed to…it is part of their culture, I blame the Spice Girls… The only reason I know Jessie J, is because she performs in leotards, back when only a handful of these popstars were wearing leotards…I also know that she moved to LA because America appreciates her voice, while the UK just appreciates gossiping about her, because her voice doesn’t matter…I also know that she’s got some weird trashy tattoo that looks like she got in the housing projects in Atlanta one night before going to work at the stripclub…I also know that she’s built bottom heavy like she belongs in a hip hop video…with Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea because that’s the trend….make black dudes fuck you and white suburban kids who wish they were black will love you…and here she is in some self shot bikini pics for instagram…because it turns out America doesn’t care about her enough to send the paparazzi.

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Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants… Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

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Rhea Durham’s in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Rhea Durham is…I am just happy she’s not Lena Dunham, because seeing Lena Duham’s sloppy and disgusting ass that she pretends is a feminist movement…when really it is just an entitled spoiled connected cunt who doesn’t deserve her own show…would be upsetting, like everytime we’ve seen her naked….while this Rhea Durham is not upsetting…well not that upsetting…considering she’s 36 and 36 is pretty much like being 100 fucking years old, at least in sex appeal…until you ask a 36 year old who still thinks she’s hot thanks to Yoga and old rich dudes who constantly throw money at them like they are strippers…when really they are just gold diggers… Either way, Rhea Durham is a model, I’ve never heard of her, maybe she was pre-2004 when I started the site….you know in the game long enough to marry rich…and this is her ass in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day

Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs… Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.

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Miley Cyrus Does the Rice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Miley Cyrus was challenged to do the Ice Bucket challenge, and putting her spin on it didn’t involve any vagina insertion, as you’d expect from seeing pics from her stage show, you know filling the leotard that hugs her labia so tightly that you can see her fucking uterus, but instead involved her mocking the whole thing, and/or asians by repurposing the campaign that you may find stupid, but that I approve of, because seeing these assholes dump shit on their heads instead of paying 100 dollars, is funny to me….by calling it the rice bucket challenge. And to think people say she’s an idiot… That said, here’s Rita Ora Doing It…In a Sports Bra..maybe a bit wetter and more erotic…

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Ashley Benson at the Hardware Store of the Day

Ashley Benson went to the hardware store…and some motherfucker went nuts with their iPhone and sold the pics to the paparazzi…or maybe this was the paparazzi that followed her into the hardware store…because seeing a dumpy bitch by tools, or supplies, to hang her fucking paintings in her million dollar home is erotic to them…it’s like she could hire someone to do it for her, but she’s normal, since 90 percent of people I talk to would have no fucking clue who she is, since Pretty Little Liars….reaches the demographic that kids and perverts who like kids are into… That said, I prefer when she’s tanning topless and the paparazzi get creepy pics …to hardware store creepy pics…even if nothing she does is that exciting…even starring in a much anticipated movie last year…wearing nothing but a bikini..didn’t get her viral..maybe she just needs to spend less time on home improvement and more time doing sit-ups… The girls in hardware stores I like are in short shorts, construction boots, crop tops and trying to get me to buy nails…this girl in a hardware store looks like a pregnant miserable welfare mom looking for supplies to make her nursery….up on some gender bending lesbian bullshit…it’s not cute… This kind of paparazzi shit – makes me laugh…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste And Vanessa Hanson Are A Great Threesome

After seeing Anderson Silva ‘s leg break at UFC 168, here are some pictures of Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste and Vanessa Hanson to help take your mind off that nasty visual. I don’t follow mixed martial arts because seeing two sweaty guys rub each other for 5 minutes a round is not my kind of entertainment, but learning that they hired Vanessa as a new ring girl is. Hot stuff! I’d like to go 5 rounds with her. What am I saying, I’d only need 3 seconds and then I’d tap out.

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet. I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful… Who cares, here are the pics.

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