In a long list of strange collectibles, one former Kmart employee just added to the list with “cassettes of in-store background music.” Yes, you read that right.
I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box…. Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with… That said, I still think she’s amazing.
Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs… Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.
Sofia Vergara covers the new issue of Cosmpolitan . In it, the fabulous Colombian beauty discusses Modern Family , Nick Loeb, saggy boobs and more. “I’ve never had a plan for anything,” the 40-year-old, inherently spontaneous star said when asked what’s next for her, personally and professionally. “I know I’m not going to get any more shows like Modern Family .” “If it ends in five years, it would be great to do movies, focus on my Kmart line. Maybe have a kid. But I am going to work my whole life. I love making money. I really love it!” Spending it on a wedding? She loves that idea less. “He was already married with a big wedding and I was already married with a big wedding, so we’re going to something but not right now,” she says. One thing she did do with an eye to the future? I froze my eggs. I had to go to my doctor’s office a hundred million times to do injections. My doctor had told me ‘We have a small window.’ I said, ‘That’s so rude!'” “I already have a kid, so I never thought I would need to do that. But I will have to use a surrogate, because I had thyroid cancer and lots of radiation.” When will she and fiance Nick Loeb decide to go down that road? “I don’t want to wait forever, but not yet, because I’m working like an animal.” She works so hard, she swears she’s not sexy! “No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying,” she confessed. “But I do wear negligees and Japanese silk robes.” “For a long time, I lived alone with my son and only saw my boyfriends in hotels. So at home, I slept in old T-shirts. I realized when I moved in with Nick that I couldn’t do that.” “Now, I only keep nice pajamas around.” When it comes to non-nighttime wear, Sofia says she has to be choosy: “I have learned that not everything looks good on me because of my boobs.” “Magazines will say, ‘She is wearing the same shape again.’ I’m like, yes! So what? My boobs are real. They’re a 32F. I can’t wear something backless.” “Because what holds them up? Then the same [ celebrity gossip ] magazines would be saying, ‘What was she thinking with those sagging tits?'” Seriously. You just can’t have that.
Blue Light Special!!! Nicki Minaj just signed a new deal with Kmart and it seems you won’t have to covet her style anymore! Via The Grio : The lifestyle brand will include her own fashion and accessory line, as well as housewares. The American Idol judge commented on the new deal, saying: “I am so excited to work with this iconic, mass retailer and to bring affordable fashion to my beautiful barbz all across the U.S.” Minaj made the announcement alongside Maroon Five lead singer, and co-host of NBC’s “The Voice,” Adam Levine, who also has a new Kmart clothing line. Sears Holdings, which owns Kmart, says it hopes the two new lines will drive more traffic to their online shopping destination, ShopYourWay.com. “We are thrilled to align Kmart and Shop Your Way with two of America’s superstars,” said Imran Kooma, executive vice president and president of Marketing & Online at Sears Holdings. “We welcome Adam and Nicki into our world and look forward to capturing their energy and creativity on ShopYourWay.com and translating it into unique apparel, accessories and other merchandise.” Nicki Minaj brand products will hit Kmart store shelves before the end of 2013. We can’t wait for the first shots from her line to be released! Images via tumblr
Why the hell are people bringing their babies to the crime scenes these days???? A 14-month-old girl was thrown from a speeding getaway car late Thursday night after the suspects were caught shoplifting at KMart, according to the Richland County Sheriff’s Department. Just after 9:00 p.m. Thursday, deputies responded to the KMart at 7325 Two Notch Road for a shoplifting call. “We know that three people went into the KMart with a child in the vehicle. We know that as they arrived at the KMart that they were there to shoplift,” said Captain Chris Cowan. When deputies arrived, KMart security had 21-year-old Courtney NaShawn Palmer in custody. Security officers told deputies that Palmer and another woman got into a scuffle with officers after being confronted and accused of stealing from the store. Deputies say a third woman, 22-year-old Kimberly Moody, was parked in the lot waiting in the getaway car when she noticed what was going on in the store, according to the sheriff’s department. After seeing what was happening, Moody decided to leave the premises in a hurry, according to deputies. ” She hit the accelerate,” said Captain Cowan. “She accelerated to a high rate of speed, sending a 1-year-old out of the back of the vehicle into the parking lot, causing serious injury.” The child was not restrained and the door was not secure, according to investigators. “Once she realizes the child’s been thrown out of the vehicle, she stops,” said Captain Cowan. “She and the other individual come running out of the KMart, picked the child up, put the child in the car, and then take the child to the hospital.” Deputy Curtis Wilson says the child has broken ribs, a collapsed lung and multiple abrasions and is currently in ICU at the hospital. Moody was charged Friday with unlawful conduct towards a child. Her bond hearing was held Friday night. Officers said she has since posted bail. Palmer was arrested Thursday night and charged with shoplifting. Palmer was arrested Thursday night and charged with shoplifting. Investigators say she tried to steal two bottles of body spray, a bottle of body wash, a stick of deodorant, a pair of earrings, and a pack of tissue totaling $29.61. A judge granted Palmer a $2,130 personal recognizance bond Friday morning. She also posted bail. A third arrest came Friday night, according to deputies. 20-year-old Courtney Nicole-Francetta Mace was charged with two counts of assault and battery as well as one count of unlawful conduct toward a child. Deputies said Mace is the mother of the child that was thrown from the vehicle Thursday. The mother of the injured baby, according to the deputies, was involved in the scuffle with the security officer. “We’ll continue to investigate,” said Captain Cowan. “We need to process witness statements. We need to continue to interview people, process surveillance footage, and once we do that, then we’ll make a determination whether somebody else will be charged and what those charges will be.” Truly sad…all this because they were trying to gank KMart for some deodorant and body spray. SMH. We hope that baby has a speedy recovery. Source
Disney star Selena Gomez has revealed she is teaming up with US budget friendly department store Kmart. The actress is the latest star to try her hand at designing as she joins forces with the store to produce an affordable fashion line for juniors. The line will be called Dream Out Loud and is inspired by her own ‘casual-cool’ style. Gomez’s collection will include apparel, handbags, belts, scarves, hats, hair accessories, socks and hosiery. She will launch the new line in Kmart stores and on Kmart.com in July and by October she will also add footwear to the much-anticipated line-up. “I am proud to be able to join forces with Kmart to release my own fashion collection! This has been a dream of mine for as long as I can remember and I feel privileged to be able to give the consumer great product at a great value.” I bet this stuff sells out faster than Stella McCartney’s designs at H&M.
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