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Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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Izabel Goulart’s a Model of the Day

I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box…. Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with… That said, I still think she’s amazing.

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day

Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs… Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.

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Weirdest Video of a Classy Couple of the Day

The beauty of accessible camera equipment and distribution thanks to technology and China…is that every white trash couple who in the past would have never got their hands on a video camera…and if they did you’d never see their art house picture, can now get turnt up in their disgusting living room, to demonstrate whatever fucking weirdness this is, and for some reason, a reason I call the human experience fascinates me, I got sucked in…I want to know more…who is this girl in the pink Walmart nightgown she stole from her obese 5 year old, and what does this topless man do to pay for all their luxuries…it’s freaking me out….I need to have dinner with these people.

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Stephanie Davis Bare Ass at the British Soap Awards of the Day

Stephanie Davis seems fun….here she is flashing her pantyless ass at some Soap Awards event and it’s just too bad her 19 year old ass is so sloppy…I mean at 19, even with UK girls who eat too many potatos and sausage, I’d expect a tight little package….even if it was just for a few years before her metabolism slows town and puberty ends….you know the kind of ass you think was the reason she got on TV in the UK….. But I shouldn’t hate on her, probably drunken, pantyless antics, maybe cuz she’s new to drinking, or wearing dresses with no panties and didn’t think this thru, in a way I can appreciated, so whatever reason it was that made this happen doesn’t matter, I’m just glad it happened…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner is Underage and in a Tight Dress of the Day

These pictures of the Jenner sisters, who are both underage, and now performing lesbian incest in tight, short dresses isn’t inappropriate…they share a mother with the kardashians and that whore devil woman Kris has taught them all the keys to success where she fucked up……it wasn’t a marry an Armenian who is rich in LA hustle…it was make your own money whoring to the public hustle….cuz in both cases you’re a whore…at least with public interest you make more money whoring….you know it took her years to sort that one out and pass on to her money making offspring….why else would she have 6 of them….. So these girls are just living up to family tradition….making everyone proud as she carries them into the next generation of money making….this time underage so Kris Jenner gets her “management” cut…. So it is ok to sexualize them, even if it is illegal, cuz that’s what their mom wants you to do….it pays for the luxuries of life you know….

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