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Stella Maxwell Skinny and Slutty of the Day

Look how skinny Stella Maxwell, the sex toy that belongs to Kristen Stewart, the same sex toy that belonged to other celebrities as she navigated her way from weird New Zealand hipster model – to top tier Victoria’s Secret pussy men everywhere jerk off to…and who appreciate her lesbianism because it makes her harder to get, it makes her more exciting to seduce / break out of her lesbianism, and it makes jerking off to fantasies of a threesome with her easier to visualize because you know she’s already into eating cunt…but then again, thanks to internet porn and liberals…everyone is a lesbian… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Stella Maxwell Skinny and Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day

In staying cool, edgy, wild, relevant, Miley Cyrus either did this shoot with the 90s legend David LaChapelle, who you may remember as the guy who coordinate elaborate highly produced music videos for famous sluts like Madonna, and whoever the fuck else….some photographer celeb fucker…who made a lot of fucking money with his scam he calls art….because art is a vague bullshit concept people with a lot of money who have no souls like to believe in…allowing artists, or as I call them “MARKETING GUYS”…to cash the fuck in… Well, she’s naked, they could be old pics, her pose is some fucking interpretive Mortal Combat finishing move bullshit, walking into the sun like a follow the light..they are coming for you dead old person….and she’s about an inch tall so you can’t jerk off to this…and why would you considering there’s this little thing called internet porn and tinder and instagram full of them sluts over there willing to have you jerk off to them… The post Miley Cyrus Naked Interpretive Dance for David LaChapelle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Delilah Hamlin Full TIt of the Day

Delilah Hamlin is the part of the George Hamlin / Lisa Rina sex that didn’t end up on Lisa Rina’s panties while on her way to the Soap Opera I think she worked on, I’m too lazy to figure out what that big fake lipped freak built her cheesy career off of, but I am very into knowing more about this daughter of her, being totally on trend with the see through top, all the young girls are doing this, if you leave your house there’s so many fucking nipples, almost making me want to attend a fashion party where i’d do all the fashion coke, and fuck all the fashion women, and leave with all the fashion herpes…but they won’t let me in past the door…door men are dicks…but what an amazing situation, or life to live, or world to be in…knowing that girls everywhere leave the house tits out…especially when coupled with the hormones in the food that have made so many great young tits…it’s like we are in paradise in one way but hell in most other ways…but at least there are tits…tits I would have loved to see back in my club days…but didn’t because girls were into push up bras not letting their tits be out for everyone… The internet porn and social media has made the mainstream kids so progressive. The post Delilah Hamlin Full TIt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shanina Shaik FOR J. Crew of the Day

Shanina Shaik is some other Victoria’s Secret model, it seems like all models are these days, at least the ones who get naked and half naked for “fashion” that isn’t really fashion but rather sweat shop made crap equivalent to internet porn in quality, but called “fashion” because they are billionaires and capable of spinning it to the retards of the world…thanks to those retards paying way too much money for their shit at the mall…. Well, it looks like she’s been lent out to another brand, possibly secretly owned by the original evil brand…but they wouldn’t want you knowing that all this shit is the fucking same…including but not limited to the pictures they are in. The post Shanina Shaik FOR J. Crew of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Luma Grothe for Vogue Brazil by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

It is safe to say that Ellen Von Unwerth is hands down the most interesting photographer in our generation…that has merged sex and fashion perfectly…and that is inspired by some of the classic sex and fashion photographers…like Helmut Newton…and I think it’s refreshing, because I am only interested in sex…and when sex meets fashion, the quality of girls and budget for the photoshoot goes up, and thus is hotter than some bootleg internet porn shot by a bunch of cheesy dudes with tribal tattoos in Miami,…you know who you assholes are… There’s a level of concept and erotica…whether Luma Geothe, who isn’t Mike Tyson trying to say Gross, but rather lovely as fuck.. This video is from a shoot in 2014…because I have hard time moving on… Here are the pics I posted long ago…#TBT The post Luma Grothe for Vogue Brazil by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ophelie Guillermand for Zimmermann of the Day

Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand this is for some Australian Brand called Zimmermann…she is in a bikini. I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but according to models.com she’s in the top 50 models. I don’t know if models.com ratings really mean anything….or what it is based on, I don’t know how many models they have on their list of models, I just know….that these pictures happened and whether that is a good thing or not, whether they single-handedly change the world, or inspire someone to not kill themselves or if they get lost amongst the millions of other bikini pics…they still happened…and that’s not very impressive..but it is somethng…just not something very much… The post Ophelie Guillermand for Zimmermann of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Behati Prinsloo Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here is the nipple that Adam Levine either sucks, or pretends to suck when trying to prove to the world that he’s not a homo, despite what every single song he’s ever releases says about him… He is one of those people, thanks to his annoying fucking voice, that I can’t fucking stand…. He has polluted my life with his high pitch crap that plays on the radio everyday – in public places… And whether he’s a cool LA rich kid, or a lame LA Rich kid, and whether he’s a real nice guy who can’t control that the world likes his shit music, that he makes lots of money he probably never needed thanks to being an LA rich kid to begin with or not…I fucking hate everything he represents..and does… Including, but not limited to his wife..and her nipples, that Victoria’s Secret are nice enough to show us now that they are over the photoshopping of nipples, as the Free the Nipples movement and internet porn have opened our minds up to…. The post Behati Prinsloo Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

Eva Doll in Lingerie for Cosmo of the Day

I have never heard of Eva Doll, but I am going to assume Doll isn’t her real name, and that she’s been recruited from some amazing and magical place called the Czech Republic, where horribly desperate women, who are more beautiful than American women, but who thanks to war torn communism, can’t afford the luxuries of life, and thanks to an abundance of hot women, can’t really compete with for the local millionaires, billionaires, and mail order American buyers….so they either turn to porn, webcams or if they are tall enough…modeling…which is what I guess this model, Eva Doll, has done…and in doing that…tits have been shown…nipples have been seen…and love has happened…all over my pants…at least it would….if this was the 80s, I was 15, and I wasn’t so desenitized to sexuality, nudity thanks to internet porn…and I had enough testosterone left in me to get a boner…. All this to say…I liek Eva Doll…

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Gisele in Jeans of the Day

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes… So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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