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Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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Gigi Hadid Bought Her Modeling Career of the Day

Historically, I think everything is a fucking scam, especially celebrity and modeling, both as a profession and how to get said profession. I don’t think it ever really requires any actual work, talent or skill, it’s just a matter of right place and right time, where people who are either in your circle, or your family circle, just give handouts…I mean sure, sometimes there’s the little middle class girl in Texas with a fucking dream, who runs to LA to grind, but even when that works out, it comes down to the right blowjob or friend made at the coffee shop she worked at…nothing is a product of work, everything is a product of placement… Meaning, Gigi Hadid, daughter of a billionaire developer with a cocky ego thanks to all the money he has made, who is in the LA Scene, who fucks models himself and who is friends with other creepy old dudes, just felt the need to give them his daughter to turn into the girls he dates…because it makes him feel like his sperm creates greatness…. It’s like every rich family in LA is fighting to be the next Kardashian, it’s a keeping up with the Jonses, but in the weirdest reality TV, exploiting their kids, throwing them into a shitty industry, raising them to be vapid hookers instead of substantial people…not to say Gigi is garbage, I don’t know her…but it is to say that she is only here, because she was placed here, there was not struggle…except maybe getting into this dress she wore at the Pirelli event…not that it matters, she’s still hot, willing to get naked despite being rich, and I like naked, so I can’t hate on it, but I can call nepotism when I see it, even though it ultimately does not matter…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lana Del Rey, Marilyn Manson and Eli Roth Rape Video of the Day

So Marilyn Manson is denying being a part of this Lana Del Rey rape video that may be shot by Eli Roth….because I guess rape is bad, even if many girls have rape fantasies, it is actually one of the most common fantasies that is up there on the chart of fantasiies with gangbang and lesbian sex….I guess girls, especially now, all polluted by internet porn, like the idea of losing control to some overpowering man, but they don’t like it in practice, because if you were to make a rape joke, let me tell you, every raped girl and their friends who “have a friend who was raped” will let you know…even though you can’t rape the willing, at least that’s what my grandma always told me… All this to say, it’s just a short movie, it’s not that bad, and seeing Lana Del Rey being controversial, is boring, even when it involves throwing her on the bed….but maybe I am too romantic for this kind of thing..I like flowers and cuddles not violence and tears…but I am sure you angry fucks love this attempt of hers to prove she’s a high concept artist… It’s no big deal…it is “art”

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Bella Thorne VS Bar Refaeli Bikinis for Instagram of the Day

Bella Thorne vs Bar Refaeli bikini on social media contest of the day… It’s like what do you like better, a 16 year old who has probably had more sex than you because thanks to internet porn, she was raised on the shit from a young age and it aint a thing…especially when raised by stage parents to finance the family. Or do you want a washed up, old, barely famous model who once had an A-List celebrity boyfriend, who now just hangs on with random campaigns, her own underwear line, and social media shoots… I figure new vs old, or not, they are both winners, because they are using social media right.

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Watch Likely Oscar Nominees Get Stoned and Fight Monsters in Your Highness Trailer

I’m picturing director David Gordon Green as a teenager, watching 80’s B-movies while totally high and imagining how amazing it would be if the characters in said B-movies were also stoned out of their mind. At some point, as we all must, he grew out of this phase, and later directed critical darlings like George Washington and All the Real Girls . Then one night it hit him: “Those days on the couch in the 80’s were the best!” Moreover, “What if all of the characters in those movies were totally high?” And thus, we got Pineapple Express and now the NSFW red band trailer to Your Highness , which pits Natalie Portman, James Franco and Danny McBride against three-headed creatures, sorcerers and potent marijuana.

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5 More Programming Suggestions for Playboy TV’s new "Couples" Slate

Since they are rapidly losing male viewers (presumably to internet porn), Playboy TV is now going after men and women with a new program slate called “TV for 2.” This lineup will specifically target couples, and according the show descriptions on our sister site Deadline , it sounds like their plans aren’t too far removed from mainstream reality TV. To wit: Brooklyn Kinda Love will be “a docu-reality series which follows the intricacies of four real couples’ relationships.” Right. Sounds like they need some help. Read my suggestions below and help brainstorm in the comments.

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What Freelancers Do While You’re At Work: Watch Internet Porn

The news that AdultFriendFinder may become the first Internet porn venture to go public is the latest step in the unstoppable mainstreaming of porn. But porn is still the most “Not Safe” of “NSFW” material. Unless you work from home! Oh, office drones, it’s true: As you languish under neon lights in identical Aeron chairs, sneaking glances at naked ladies during lunch break for fear of getting fired , many freelancers are hanging out in their “home offices” watching tons of Internet porn

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What Freelancers Do While You’re At Work: Watch Internet Porn