Tag Archives: keep-on-repeat

Izabel Goulart’s a Model of the Day

I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box…. Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with… That said, I still think she’s amazing.

Read the original post:
Izabel Goulart’s a Model of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day

Apparently Jessica Simpson whoring out herself and her tits to a fragrance like it was her Kmart clothing line, because it probably is part of her Kmart clothing like or like it was her Weight Watchers campaign that paid her a shit ton of money, because Jessica Simpson speaks to low income trash thanks to being their idol when they were 15 and pregnant in the trailer park a decade ago…they buy all her nonsense, and I can’t figure out why, other than that they only have a Jessica Simpson CD in their car that they keep on repeat – because they can’t afford the luxuries of other CDs… Or maybe, just maybe, Jessica Simpson, who plays dumb, has a massively talented management team who have figured out exactly how to market her to make billions of dollars, and the good news for you, if you’re into a wholesome looking, despite being a divorcee who had kids out of wedlock, is that every once in a while they showcase her tits…like this…speaking directly to my dick making me wish it was a scratch and sniff..titties smell like flowers…let me taste…kind of ad…instead of just being a youtube video. But maybe I’m perverted and too into mom tits.

Excerpt from:
Jessica Simpson’s Huge Tits in an Ad of the Day