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Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Apparently, Miranda Kerr made the Forbes list of top 100 most powerful entertainers…I am not sure why, because she’s not really an entertainer, I mean sure getting half naked is entertaining for some of us….but it doesn’t really count, neither does marrying an entertainer and having his baby…so I can only assume Forbes jerks off to his wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog when she’s out getting groceries like it was still 1990 pre-Internet. I mean, she just quit Victoria’s Secret to attempt to be an independent worker in the half naked game. It may lead to TV and acting, but it hasn’t yet. She’s definitely not making Oprah’s 100 million a year, or Beiber’s 58 Million a year, or Ellen’s 56 Million a year, but is instead came it at number 100, in what I can only assume was a favor…because seeing her modelling in bikinis for some magazine I’ve never heard of is alright, but more along the lines of building up her portfolio of non-Victoria’s Secret work, rather than being powerful… Who cares, here are the pics.

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Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter… She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set. Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it… Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

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Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux is some model who I assume is from France because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux…. Not that where she is from, or the fact that she was born August 21, or that she’s 5 foot 8 and a Half…that half is importing….or that she’s into painting and modern art…actually matters… What does matter is that body, I mean just look at her posing in bathing suits for some shit called BIBA…unfortunately not topless with her amazing bush spilling out of the waistband of her bottoms…the way I’d expect anyone in France to be modelling bikinis….but I take what I can get..seriously…you should see the last bitch I had sex with…disgusting.

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Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Barbara Palvin for Glamour Italy of the Day

19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber… Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines… All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work… All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency.. Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….

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Barbara Palvin for Glamour Italy of the Day