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Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s a shameless self promoter, who turned sacrificing herself and her dignity into a billion dollar empire that her entire family cashed in on, and I wouldn’t say she was the brains behind it, I am sure a lot of people were involved in making this, whatever it may be happen, but she’s the figure head and leader, the head on the monster, that look even more terrifying than it used to…. She was the sex tape star, the victim playing, TV show signing, roping her whole family in, leveraging social media, maximizing profits as brands threw money at them like they were relevant, because they were relevant, everyone follows them, talks like them, buys what they are told buy from them, making for a real interesting look to an old model of “avon lady” or “celebrity”…..these young girls are even trying to look like them, jacking up their faces and asses..and the world is looking real weird because of them…and that’s power…dark, greed, disgusting, vanity, power…getting paid…while being trashy… Well, her ass is just at the point of ridiculous, and it’s not aging or holding up as well as it should, yet she’s able to wear it out in a thong, to show the world what she’s spent so much time and money on….and as awkward, even absurd as it looks, it’s almost a disability, she’s still able to get people talking…the only hope we have is that the modern science that made her, or created her look, that wasn’t tested causes premature cancer and that in 10 years all this will be melted away, not just looking like it’s melting… Seriously…it’s fucking weird… So respect to her vapid leader to vapid followers in the millions…or her vanity that looks unnatural and terrifying…because it got her rich even if it took a few victims in the process…money is usually evil and this ass…whatever it is…is just that…a fucking monster… What a fucking mess, I wonder what message this sends to young girls into her…oh right, they are all whores on instagram now. Thanks Kim K! I love that shit….despite not loving whatever this shit where you shit is doing… This is obviously some kind of dysmoprhia, where she equates size of ass with success, and/or size of ass with her relevance, and/or something dark and twisted in her mental health…because this is just so beyond abnormal….it’s hilarious. The post Kim Kardashian’s Mangled Fake Ass is Aging Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day

The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said: I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG…. The post Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day

In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit… Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human… Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman… They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted… Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it… Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are….. The post Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day

Lea Michele is still mourning the loss of her drug addicted fake boyfriend used as a marketing tactic to promote their shitty show…GLEE…while he was out in Canada doing hard drugs and she was probably in LA jerking off her dick… She’s come out of her dark depression hole into the sun….to remind us that there is a life after death for the people who loss…or some shit…that you’d think any normal young person who lost the love of their life to drugs would still hurt when she thinks about him…but you gotta move one…something she did 5 minutes after he died because it got her out of that contract so she could go back to fucking guys she wanted to…n None of these people have souls…but they have shameless selfies.. The post Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Legs for Boxing Day of the Day

Nothing says Boxing Day like a box that everyone once loved, but that no one cares about, because it virtually died 8 years ago, and not just because it got fucked to death by many dirty cocks to fill its void, but because this box just stopped mattering…it became irrelevant…but despite not being into necrophilia, or disgusting things…I would be willing to try to breathe new life into this box…using my mouth…despite my better judgement…and the smells radiating out of it…because Lindsay Lohan, botox face and all, is and forever will be a Christmas Miracle, even after Christmas, at least to her family who raped and pillaged her, exploiting her to make them all money leaving her a shell of a person with no soul….but a Christmas miracle none-the-less…I just wish she uncrossed her legs so we could see the real damage…but I never get what I wish for…

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MPERO 5 Pack of Screen Protectors for Apple iPhone 5 review

I ordered these screen protectors mostly because I didn#39;t want to spend a lot of money on a professional screen protector. I thought that they would appear and feel cheaply made and wouldn#39;t stay on my phone but I was surprised to find out that they worked quite well. They were pretty easy to apply and come with all the necessary tools. I have used 2/5. The first one I put on was oddly cut and was a little awkward on my phone and I had to end up taking it off because it got sticky and I wa

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MPERO 5 Pack of Screen Protectors for Apple iPhone 5 review

I ordered these screen protectors mostly because I didn#39;t want to spend a lot of money on a professional screen protector. I thought that they would appear and feel cheaply made and wouldn#39;t stay on my phone but I was surprised to find out that they worked quite well. They were pretty easy to apply and come with all the necessary tools. I have used 2/5. The first one I put on was oddly cut and was a little awkward on my phone and I had to end up taking it off because it got sticky and I wa

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Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux is some model who I assume is from France because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux…. Not that where she is from, or the fact that she was born August 21, or that she’s 5 foot 8 and a Half…that half is importing….or that she’s into painting and modern art…actually matters… What does matter is that body, I mean just look at her posing in bathing suits for some shit called BIBA…unfortunately not topless with her amazing bush spilling out of the waistband of her bottoms…the way I’d expect anyone in France to be modelling bikinis….but I take what I can get..seriously…you should see the last bitch I had sex with…disgusting.

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Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux Hot for Biba of the Day

Chloe Lecareaux is some model who I assume is from France because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux…. Not that where she is from, or the fact that she was born August 21, or that she’s 5 foot 8 and a Half…that half is importing….or that she’s into painting and modern art…actually matters… What does matter is that body, I mean just look at her posing in bathing suits for some shit called BIBA…unfortunately not topless with her amazing bush spilling out of the waistband of her bottoms…the way I’d expect anyone in France to be modelling bikinis….but I take what I can get..seriously…you should see the last bitch I had sex with…disgusting.

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Barbara Palvin for Glamour Italy of the Day

19 year old model Barbara Palvin …who you may remember as some girl who Victoria’s Secret decided to pretend Bieber cheated on Selena Gomez on with, because it got her in the media and made her count…without realizing Bieber fans hate girls who sleep with Bieber… Her story confuses me, I mean she’s from Hungary…she was discovered at 13…and is now a top model..working for big brands and magazines… All while most girls from ex-communist countries who are found at 13 end up doing cam shows in dungeons..when not being human trafficked, but I guess there’s more money in it when you use the tall ones for mainstream work… All while there are equally hot girls in New York city alone who haven’t hit this level of fame…I mean who don’t even have an agency.. Seems pretty suspicious to me, and while I don’t bother researching or investigating this cuz I got better shit to do, you can stare at her in a bikini….

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