Delilah Hamlin is the part of the George Hamlin / Lisa Rina sex that didn’t end up on Lisa Rina’s panties while on her way to the Soap Opera I think she worked on, I’m too lazy to figure out what that big fake lipped freak built her cheesy career off of, but I am very into knowing more about this daughter of hers…. Who clearly is doing things right, the way it is supposed to be done, erotic social media content to get noticed and talked about, because social media following is all that fucking matters to these people…and I am ok with this new very lazy and entitled idiots… The post Delilah Belle in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Stella Maxwell understands marketing and how to be relevant in this world of social media and “modeling” for the cheesy mall brand – like she’s got no soul, but is rather just a sell out bitch, out to make money while feeding her ego into thinking she’s the hottest model around…because that’s what they manipulate these girls into thinking…if they knew they were just low level, interchangeable, half naked, spokesmodels at a mall…they’d probably not be as inclined to leave the fashion industry to do this…but I guess fame…and marketing behind you…increases social media following…money…relevance…and that feels good….on your empty, disgusting, existence.. So keep showing them nipples you fucking trash… The post Stella Maxwell Side Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Canada’s own, Pam Anderson is the face of some brand called misguided, and we can assume that the only misguided person was the person booking Pam Anderson for the job, because she’s washed up despite beating Hepatitis, she’s 48, (sure she is) and she’s still half naked modeling because it is all she knows… It’s not that I hate Pam Anderson, I don’t think I ever jerked off to her, but I didn’t mind the cheesy 90s fake tit, blonde hair, petite body image she created and everyone imitated… She was the low level celebrity, sex tape peddling, shameless and nude with a ton of work done, that led to a generation of stripper looking women who looked like bootleg versions of her, paving the way for Kim Kardashian to do the same thing, just with being fat, brown and doughy with a small waist….Yes, they are the same person…different generations and different levels of plastic but still what girls turned to do define what guys wanted to fuck…while Pam Anderson was always fuckable and still is, while Kim K is just a fucking monster… I guess what I am saying, if they are going for 90s washed up, they shoulda used Mr Belding and Pauley Shore…because at least there’s more comedy than sadness with them doing sexy shoots…because seeing her model is sad…she must be an investor in the company.. The post Pam Anderson’s Misguided Photoshoot for Misguided of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. You liked that conversation with myself about weird in bed, romance, selfies of people no one cares about but who are more important than you thanks to network television… I have never been into this one, and seeing married middle aged people in love in bed, living their life of luxury, doesn’t really change that – but she’s got fans, Americans fucking love her. All this to say, what the fuck is this cheesy shit…garbage. The post Katherine Heigl in Bed Romance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything… So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me… Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever.. The post Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what Sports Illustrated is doing here…they are the bikini people and these aren’t cheesy bikini photos…are they trying to compete with instagram and high fashion by using actual models like Erin Heatherton in editorial spreads that have absolutely nothing to do with swimsuits or sports? Are they trying to be Sports Illustrated fashion, knowing that chicks are into fashion and also into girls guys jerk off to….because they want to be jerked off to also…Weird… I guess it’s just typical of media, even sports media to be “advertisers pay more for chicks, let’s target chicks by using real models and photoshoots”… It’s like a total disregard to the cheesy, busty, bikini pics we’ve all grown so fucking bored of… It’s a scramble, but the good news is that Victoria’s Secret has actual hot pics of Erin Heatherton ….while Sports Illustrated figures out their rebrand…when all they need to remember is that we only care about the tits… The post Erin Heatherton for Sports Illustrated – Not in a Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I may hate Courtney Stodden or at least the fact that people pay attention to her and publish her staged stupidity like she was Heidi Montag at her peak….I may hate that this porn looking trash isn’t doing porn…but is instead pretending to be 16 and married to some barely a celebrity….when she should be doing porn….I may hate fake hair, shitty fake its, and this cheesy stripper look cuz it feels so dated by at least 10 years…back when Stodden got into the game at the age of 20….but I can’t hate the fact that she’s an attention whore….seeking attention by sleazing up…slutting out…and taking off her shirt on youtube…It’s so obvious and low level and thus so fucking amazing…..
I’m not sure I’m into Victoria Justice as much I used to be. I don’t want to say that now that she’s of legal age she’s boring, that would get me onto some sort of government list, but I’m just not feeling it. Here she is at some party looking like a completely grown up woman who seems to be in control of her emotions and all that crap….. I hate it. I like my chicks young and out of their minds. Where’s the cheesy dolphin tattoo?
