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Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Danielle Campbell is a Disney Kid…She was discovered in a hair salon in Chicago at the age of 10….in Illinois, which in and of itself is pretty terrifying… Who the fuck is hanging out in hair salons in Illinois looking for kids, and their narcissistic parents they can easily convince or sell the dream to…. Right…a Disney Exec…they love that shit… She’s done a few bullshit things, and is now in a movie called F*&% the Prom…which sounds like a huge hit. American Pie for the youth of today, which I guess means has throat fucking scenes in it… She’s also in Marvel’ Runaways TV show, which is probably a big deal to nerds like you who love all those shitty superhero shoes… But today..she’s slutty enough in FLAUNT magazine, not known as a porn magazine, but easily made into one by you masturbating to these pics. The post Danielle Campbell for Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kara Del Toro Slutty of the Day

I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model… I just say that she’s booked a GUESS? campaign, so I guess she’s an actual model, but don’t let GUESS? trick you with their making a bitch legit…they are the people who took porn looking Anna Nicole Smith and made her big pre-dead tits matter….and she was the ultimate in Sugar Babies…maybe the owner of the brand, a nice Moroccan likes the non Jewish girls who like money…. This photoshoot is nothing to do with Guess?…but it happened…. She was also at an event…but here she is in her casual outfit….cuz bitch gets around. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kat Del Toro. The Future. The post Kara Del Toro Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Takes Off Her Shirt for Youtube of the Day

I may hate Courtney Stodden or at least the fact that people pay attention to her and publish her staged stupidity like she was Heidi Montag at her peak….I may hate that this porn looking trash isn’t doing porn…but is instead pretending to be 16 and married to some barely a celebrity….when she should be doing porn….I may hate fake hair, shitty fake its, and this cheesy stripper look cuz it feels so dated by at least 10 years…back when Stodden got into the game at the age of 20….but I can’t hate the fact that she’s an attention whore….seeking attention by sleazing up…slutting out…and taking off her shirt on youtube…It’s so obvious and low level and thus so fucking amazing…..

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