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Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts. I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings… The post Alessandra Ambrosio for Narcisse Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Armpit for Old Times of the Day

Here’s a little Rebecca Romijn Stamos who is no longer a Stamos – but rather a Jerry O’Connell…the fat kid from Stand By Me….At one point, back when this site was relevant, she was one of the hot model chicks who barely did anything of substance, but who didn’t need to do anything of substance because she had big tits…. Well, she’s a mom, she still exists because of her tits….and here is her armpit for my creepy friend with an armpit fetish – and who actually convinces girls off tinder to let him fuck their armpits – because it’s not like actual sex and when you have the chance to get your armpit fucked – you gotta just go for it…..and weirdly enough, the fat chicks always go for it…. In Stupid Rebecca Romijn Stamos news, she’s currently fighting with Gigi Hadid’s mom because she made a statement about social media models killing the concept of Super Models, because the fashion industry uses these people due to followers, rather than leading the trends by deciding or finding the next look or model, which is true, these social media girls who don’t deserve to be making money – are making stupid money – because brands like followers….and I guess when you’re a busty and amazing despite being old mom – who hates social media chicks – who is fighting with social media chicks’ reality show moms…you’re cooler to me…possibly a dream mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rebecca Romijn Stamos Armpit for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn…she used to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio…after he was fucking Bar Refaeli…. Toni Garrn German…her family was probably Nazis…Bar Refaeli…Israeli created because of the Nazis…so in a lot of ways…Toni Garrn’s DNA almost wiped out Refaeli’s DNA…and Garrn’s DNA created the country Refaeli is from…yet both their DNA is now tainted by DiCaprio DNA…as there is no way…and not just because he’s a faggot…that he doesn’t have HIV… I guess the point of all this is that H&M doesn’t pay me…and like Bar Refaeli, who only exists because Toni Garrn’s family failed at their plan to wipe her out, I like to get paid…especially when H&M pays Toni Garrn…but I guess she gets naked for them…so it’s ok.. What I am trying to say, is fuck you H&M…and that the life and times of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis and its adventures are so complicated… The post Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Men’s Shirt Porn of the Day

Rita Ora wore a men’s shirt and fuck me boots while leaving a hotel or brothel or whatever this is… Mens Shirts with party footwear, like heels or fuck me boots are the number one walk of shame solution for girls who don’t like walking around in last night’s party dress because it is covered in cum and vomit…and stale beer… If this was a girl, who I worked with, not that I work with people, but you know what I mean, my neighbor or the coffee shop employee or really anyone…I’d be all about this.. Since it is Rita Ora who only exists because she’s a whore, it’s not all that interesting..but in her defense, none of these idiots are… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Men’s Shirt Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Some Hot Babe for Karmaloop of the Day

Karmaloop is our sponsor and thus part of the reason the site exists because on my own…I am just annoying…insignificant…and unable to pay server costs to bring you all this amazing shit every fucking day that isn’t a weekend… They are throwing an awesome 50 Shades of black friday sale…. You should take fucking advantage of it….because in getting awesome deals..on awesome gear…that will get you laid….you’re also making me hooker money…that will get me laid…and that’s the best fucking deal in the game…. If you’re not into it…you can just look at this model I want to get pregnant I pulled off their site to masturbate to later…cuz she’s lovely… It’s a win for everyone…. TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE 50 SHADES OF BLACK FRIDAY SALE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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