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Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn…she used to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio…after he was fucking Bar Refaeli…. Toni Garrn German…her family was probably Nazis…Bar Refaeli…Israeli created because of the Nazis…so in a lot of ways…Toni Garrn’s DNA almost wiped out Refaeli’s DNA…and Garrn’s DNA created the country Refaeli is from…yet both their DNA is now tainted by DiCaprio DNA…as there is no way…and not just because he’s a faggot…that he doesn’t have HIV… I guess the point of all this is that H&M doesn’t pay me…and like Bar Refaeli, who only exists because Toni Garrn’s family failed at their plan to wipe her out, I like to get paid…especially when H&M pays Toni Garrn…but I guess she gets naked for them…so it’s ok.. What I am trying to say, is fuck you H&M…and that the life and times of Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis and its adventures are so complicated… The post Toni Garrn for H&M Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day

We can assume by “GOD” they mean a pile of shit in a dumpster her coked up mom woke up next to after a night of partying at Studio 54….to which she figured she could pretend was hers so that she could benefit from the Hilton Hotel trust fund life…after her uterus couldn’t get pregnant after all the drugs… We can also assume Paris Hilton only agreed to this photoshoot if they wrote that “God” created her… Clearly, Paris Hilton isn’t a religious person, because this type of thing would be against the church….much like everything this coked up, drug addict, clever entrepreneur who still makes a lot of money, all based on a porn career.. Even though we all know there is no God, and if there was, he would have only created Paris Hilton after losing a bet with one of the other aliens…at a poker game…as a joke on his society he manages….. I have no idea what this Harlequin, Fabio, Romance Novel shit is…but it’s a whore being comedic…so it’s ok.. The post And God Created Paris Hilton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day

Kate Hudson posted a picture of a public bathroom – where she stuggled to get out of her dress at some event…something that I guess she had to document because she’s never had trouble getting out of a dress…especially at an event….in public…I guess there weren’t any men around Yes… That was a slut joke, slut shaming, the girl with the celebrity parents who became a celebrity…after being a LA party girl…getting knocked up young and linked to pretty much everyone in Hollywood with a penis.. So funny…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson in the Bathroom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bree Olson, Kelley Jean, and Tuesday Cross are Tight: The Mr. Skin Interview

We’re big fans of rock music here at Skin Central, but we’re even bigger fans of porn stars, so of course we were thrilled to interview Bree Olson , Kelley Jean , and Tuesday Cross of the porn star-turned-rocker movie Tight . The recently released film follows four adult performers who have never had any trouble getting men to bang heads, Monica Mayhem , Tuesday Cross , Alicia Andrews , and Layla Labelle . With hardcore superstar Bree Olson on hand as manager, they headed to Las Vegas on a quest to become the world’s hardest-rocking raunch ‘n’ rollers. After filming wrapped, lead singer Monica Mayhem left the group and was replaced by another adult performer with a great set of lungs, Kelley Jean , who led the band to a victory on Howard Stern’s XXX Factor talent competition back in April. Bree, Kelley, and Tuesday took some time off from turning the whole world on to talk to Skin Central about groupies, the finer points of band life, and their favorite music for getting it on. Rack ‘n’ roll! Read the full interview after the jump!

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Kanye West Had To ‘Get Used To’ Big Kardashian Family

‘With Kanye I was like, ‘Why are you hiding in our pantry in my mom’s kitchen?’ Khloe jokes about sister Kim’s BF. By Jocelyn Vena Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Photo: Splash News Kanye West may seem like he’s already one of the Kardashians, but turns out it took him a minute to warm up to them. According to her sister Khlo

No Plans For Beckhams To Move Back To The UK

Victoria Beckham has confirmed that she and her family have no plans to move back to the UK. The 35-year-old fashion designer spoke to E! and has denied the latest round of rumors that say the star is planning a move back to Britain with husband David , 34, and their three sons. “We love living here and have no plans to move back to the UK. The boys have a lot of friends and David loves being back in the US so much. It’s a really, really, really good home. This is our home. We’re really happy here.” Sun, surf, and soccer all at his door step, why would they move back?

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Katy Perry Smoking More Than Ever

Singer Katy Perry has reportedly been smoking more than ever as the stress of her upcoming wedding takes its toll. Perry, 25, engaged to British comic Russell Brand , 34, is reportedly keen to quit smoking and is considering taking up hypnotherapy in a bid to kick the habit but according to the Daily Mirror, she said to a friend that the stress from wedding planning isn’t helping. “I’m stressed out with the wedding and I keep smoking to calm my nerves. I do it, even though I know it is really bad for me and I know I need to stop. So I’m thinking I am going to have hypnotherapy to help me get over it. I’d never say to kids: ‘This is cool.’ It’s a really bad habit that I need to quit.” Katy quit it all ready!

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Tech Review: AVADirect Gaming PC

Watch Larger Version | Watch HD Version Usually budgeting and gaming PCs don’t go hand in hand, but AVADirect is out to change all of that with their gaming PC rigs. Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn review this computer with its Intel Quad Core processor, 4 gigs of DDR3 RAM and ATI Radeon HD 5770 video card for under $1,000. Find the full review from Gadget Pron on Attack of the Show after the cut. What You Need to Know This is one of the smallest gaming towers we’ve ever reviewed at just over 1’ tall. It’s only 6” wide. The computer can be rotated to work on its side or as a tower. AVADirect did a great job of cable managing everything so it looks clean. There’s enough room for a huge video card (like the ATI we used in the review). You might have trouble getting RAM in the slot next to the heatsink, because it’s so big. There is also only one slot for video cards, so you won’t be able to expand with a second card. Overall, though, we were surprised with the amount of space in the case. It blows through games like Battlefield Bad Company 2 ; we maxed out pretty much every setting and it looks amazing. In our normal 3DMark Vantage Tests, it performed really well, scoring about 10,700 points. Price $1,000 We can finally recommend an affordable system that will play any new game on the market well. We are also really impressed with what AVADirect can do on a budget. Overall Rating 4 Seals of Approval Out of 5 ( How do we rate gadgets? ) Click here to order the gaming PC from the AVADirect website . Don’t forget to enter “AOTS” in the discount field on the shopping cart form, and then update your order total for a $25 discount!

Jodie Marsh Tones It Down

Here’s busty British nobody/bodybuilder Jodie Marsh at the Celebrity! The Heat Portrait Collection , whatever that is, the other night looking like she’s toned down the muscles a little bit. I’m not used to seeing her looking this normal

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