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Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham in Vogue Spain of the DAy

Robot Sex Doll woman from the Spice Girls still looks good, skinny, and worthy of looking at….which I could have predicted when the Spice Girls happened, because the skinny ones usually age the best, as the ones with the tits usually grow into sloppy messes… She looks pretty good for someone who is old and who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, back when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options… I don’t understand what the reason Posh is so well maintained…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s… Maybe it’s a money thing, poor bitches are disgusting and eat garbage, they have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days laying down to conserve energet so that you can do all you can to not eat…. Who can be too sure, is she an eating disorder, or just lovely, or is she lovely regardless… As much as I’m disgusted by women aging, I support aging well…you sort of have to. The post Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham in Vogue Spain of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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This Random Dude Has Slept with All These Celebrities

It's time to meet Rob. Average Rob, actually, which is what this random guy goes by on Instagram . On this social media platform, Average Rob describes himself as just a “mediocre dude from Belgium,” but he’s clearly being modest. Why? Because Rob has slept with nearly every A-List celebrity in Hollywood, from famous singers to models to actresses and more. How has he pulled this off? Photoshop, some might say. But we'll let Rob's Instagram pictures speak for themselves… 1. Taylor Swift Rob was able to sleep with Swift on a park bench. We didn’t know she liked it in public! 2. Barack Obama GASP! It’s a good thing this relationship wasn’t exposed while Obama was in office! 3. David Beckham Rob is open to either men or women. And it helps when the men look like Beckham. 4. Eminem AWWW! The rapper cuddled afterward. Sort of. 5. Mila Kunis Silly Mila. It seems just like her to have a bit of fun post-coitus, don’t you agree? 6. Margot Robbie He apparently did it (many) doggie style with this gorgeous actress. Nice! View Slideshow

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Guess Which Spice Girl Regrets Getting Knifed Up?

Victoria Beckham Writes Letter To 18-Year-Old Self If you said Victoria Beckham, you guessed right… The “posh” mom of four, wife to David Beckham and retired pop star penned a letter to her 18-year-old self-published by British Vogue where she reflects back on her accomplishments and tough moments in life, and she admits that operating on her chest was a mistake: Your complexion will sort itself out (in fact you will launch your own make-up brand); as soon as the Eighties are over, your perm will die down, and your weight will settle itself. At school you eat Super Noodles and boxes of Frosties because they say they are fat free, and you will endure many other silly fad diets (including an addiction to green juices). Instead, learn to embrace your imperfections – that is what I want to tell you. Let your skin breathe; wear less make-up. (And don’t ever let that make-up artist shave your eyebrows! The effects last forever.) You will always be addicted to Elnett hairspray but you will tone it down. Less of the “Hello! I just got stuck in a wind tunnel”, please. And I should probably say, don’t mess with your boobs. All those years I denied it – stupid. A sign of insecurity. Just celebrate what you’ve got. There’s more — Beckham reflects on marriage, motherhood and dealing with the paparazzi. You can read the full letter HERE. WENN

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Francis And The Lights & Kanye West “My City’s Gone” (NEW MUSIC)

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“My City’s Gone” marks the second Francis and the Lights and Kanye collaboration.

Francis And The Lights & Kanye West “My City’s Gone” (NEW MUSIC)

[Watch] This Week’s Eggplant Friday Is All About The White Meat

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Rappers and athletes aren’t the only ones who can lay thirst traps with their boxer brief selfies. Some of the freshest meat has come from melanin-light stars like David Beckham, Harry Styles and Mad Men’s Jon Hamm. This week, we celebrate the other cut with a look at the goodies some of our favorite white […]

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Victoria Beckham in Vogue UK of the Day

Victoria Beckham is in what looks enough like lingerie to me – to be worthy of a post – not because I love Posh Spice, but she looks pretty good for someone who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…and that could be the reason Posh maintained as well as she did…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…but that’s probably because they are poor and disgusting and have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days resting so you don’t age….who cares…totally… The post Victoria Beckham in Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Beckham’s 5 Minute Face Scares Me of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want… I want to watch this Victoria Beckham video in slow motion…trying to figure out her lip….is it real, is it plastic surgery, is it a 100 years old and a zombie, is it alive..is it dead…and is it as fancy and exclusive as it has been marketed to me…now in her late 40s, a mom of a bunch of kids….still skinny enough because her husband is David Beckham – and if she’s looking bad…he’s still fucking other girls..but even if she’s looking food….he’s still fucking other girls…so no matter what she’s the main bitch, not the side bitch, but probably not getting fucked, old married couples don’t do that shit…instead the link up with cosmetic companies to push product to other old ladies who remember loving the spice girls…I only liked one video, the first video, where they won me over with Scary Spice’s hard nipple, it was the Aniston pre-internet being mainstream years – when nipples were enough… The post Victoria Beckham’s 5 Minute Face Scares Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day

Chloe Grace Moretz posted these black and white – romantic day at the beach – probably shot by rich kid David Beckham TRUST fund Spice Junior… You know before slamming her up the ass like most of these non-committal youth that grew up on porn pass each other around, and perpetuate chlamydia through the halls of Senior Year high school…they grew up on porn and know how to face fuck….and it’s all so exciting..but not really, these pics are nothing like the selfies I want to see, or the amateur sex pics I want to see, oh baby nice upper back – I’m so hard….because pussy and asshole are just so fucking standard…we need to go obscure and high concept….step it the fuck up girl… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Seductive Beach Pics of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day

Apparently Chloe Grace Moretz has a nipple ring that David Beckham’s son cums all over…young love or some shit…that probably involves shit…because even when I was 18, I was fucking girls up the ass, they were religious and / or disgusted by the idea of giving me their virginity and thinking about that for the rest of their lives….I get it… I don’t get why this nipple pic is so shit, I figure if you want to decorate that tit, put it out there, even if your tits are underdeveloped and weird, something her fans probably like since they fell for her when she was 12 and her plastic surgeon dad and his god complex – made him confident she’d exist…but not confident enough to give her free implants….. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Watch John Boyega Challenge David Beckham To A Lightsaber Duel

“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” star John Boyega challenged David Beckham to a lightsaber duel on “The Graham Norton Show.”

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