Kendall Jenner is not hot. I like to call her Lendall because it sounds black like the look she’s trying to go for with her fake tan and fake face… I guess it makes sense that Shawn morphing into a Kardashian’s despite having a different white dad, because they have the plastic surgeon on retainer….who lives in their basement and modifies all of them to the freaks they are..he’s the guy with Bruce’s Olympic dick on his mantle… Point being, Kendall may be skinny and the best of the trash but like food, the best in the trash is still going to give you flesh eating disease…. From Bruce to Kim…get rid of this garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Spreads her Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doctor Offers Penis Injections That Will Increase Girth Do you have a pee pee, but would like to slang a penis? Park Avenue plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe thinks he might be able to help you out with that. Dr. Rowe, more affectionately known as Dr. Penis, provides penile fillers that according to him can increase the male girth tremendously. NY Post reports it is a non-surgical procedure that can cost anywhere from $5,000-$25,000, depending on how much filler you want. Press play on the clip up top to meet the man who’s doing a solid for small-membered men everywhere.
A little thinspiration, so thin it could be dead for you on a Monday.. Tara Reid in a bikini is always an interesting / spiritual experiment that puts all of our bodies and souls to the test… It’s like when you see a monk starve himself for 60 days, or spend a life of not speaking, or when you see crazy Nordic people jump into the frozen ocean in some sort of release the demons, shock your body, live longer tactics I’m not sure actually work…. Only, it’s the Tara Reid in a bikini version…..still terrifying, still a shock to all of our systems, still a mysterious looking thing, with bolt on tits bolted on by the worst plastic surgeon ever, in an era when girl had money to pay for the best tis…..but more interestingly…an ass and stomach that is melting off her so hard she doesn’t have a belly button anymore… BUT…at least she’s skinny, and I guess, despite looking like a corpse, still alive….because her clearly anorexic, perpetual party girl who traveled the world having a permanent spring break, didn’t involve doing any fitness…and shit’s fucking petrified…or whatever this is… In a lot of ways, like a horror movie, it’s magical, even iconic, not for being good but for being bad, that ass looks like Freddie Kruger’s face…and I don’t think I’ve ever expereienced anything quite like this… But…at least she’s skinny. Fascinating…really. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Tara Reid’s Zombie Body in a Bikini With Them Bolt On Titties and No Belly Button of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Suki Waterhouse is apparently dating some older Mexican actor who is in the new Star Wars…because she’s a whore for actors….previously, she was with Brad Cooper, but he want off and knocked up an actual model…who is actually hot…so why not go for the bootleg, Mexican version….it’s the logic of most American manufacturing…if you can’t afford to do the American manufacturing for whatever reason…go for the less expensive, more eager Mexico…only Suki Waterhouse isn’t American, she’s some rich cunty UK bitch..who’s father is a Plastic Surgeon, her mom a nurse and she pretends to be a model…but who’s legs tell a different story….one that reads…that she hangs out with models, and may have modeled, but her actual tactic is to fuck her way into Hollywood… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In more interesting Suki Waterhouse news, here she is getting her ass grabbed by Jorge the Mexican Star Wars star… I guess no Suki Waterhouse trying to get famous news is exciting….that’s what my takeaway from this post…oh and weird fucking shorts… The post Suki Waterhouse Short Fat Legs in a Bikini Top Beach Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace may not have tits, even though her dad is a plastic surgeon, but she decorates them like a Christmas tree with that nipple ring visible in one of these pics that I am posting for all you creepy Chloe Grace fans who make me uncomfortable based on falling for her when she was 12 and in spandex…. TO See PAPARAZZI PICS OF elle Fanning CLICK HeRe The post Chloe Grace Moretz’ Titty Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Playboy released this video of some ALI MICHAEL photoshoot I already posted – by Jason Lee Perry…. She is some “hipster” model who is actually a model, with an actual agency,…I think…I mean you can never be too sure who is a legit scouted model since all models are scouted off social media now – and they are all interchangeable, one in the same, willing to get naked….because Ali Michael has been naked…just not for PLAYBOY…because Playboy doesn’t do dudes you perverts, that’s for fashion magazines, Playboy instead does INSTAGRAM level nudes that have emoji’s on the nipples, to keep some mystery or to convince advertisers they arent’ a porn site in some dumb as fuck business model – ever… Either way, here’s her 1970s, typical, played out, but these people keep doing it, California desert shoot….with a beat up truck and bike…so cool bro…fucking dumb bullshit… I am more into watching the instagram model hard at work….modeling…this is modeling…what a joke… the other day in Mykonos with @morgan_lane ???? @jongorriganphotography @terri_capon @imgmodels A video posted by Ali Michael (@ali_michael) on Jul 31, 2016 at 9:11am PDT LOL. The post Ali Michael NOT NUDE for PLAYBOY of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if this is the first time Joanna Krupa has showed her 40 year old pussy….I mean in her career as a Glamor model I am going to assume it’s been put out there before…many times before…but maybe she just saved it for the dudes booking her on jobs and helping her get off her feet…and onto TV, into Magazines, and into some Sugar Baby show that takes place in FLorida…. Unfortunately, I am not a Joanna Krupa pussy expert, but it looks like a nice designer pussy…that could have been created in a plastic surgeon office with the rest of her fake as fuck everything…because based on everything I know about her…it’s not nearly banged out enough…but it may be crying, knowing it has come to this…at her age..to try to maintain that fame she had a taste of – even if it was in the lamest of ways… Like any vagina in the history of vaginas – I do not mind staring at it. VIA TREATS! The post Joanna Krupa Naked for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if this is the first time Joanna Krupa has showed her 40 year old pussy….I mean in her career as a Glamor model I am going to assume it’s been put out there before…many times before…but maybe she just saved it for the dudes booking her on jobs and helping her get off her feet…and onto TV, into Magazines, and into some Sugar Baby show that takes place in FLorida…. Unfortunately, I am not a Joanna Krupa pussy expert, but it looks like a nice designer pussy…that could have been created in a plastic surgeon office with the rest of her fake as fuck everything…because based on everything I know about her…it’s not nearly banged out enough…but it may be crying, knowing it has come to this…at her age..to try to maintain that fame she had a taste of – even if it was in the lamest of ways… Like any vagina in the history of vaginas – I do not mind staring at it. VIA TREATS! The post Joanna Krupa Naked for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently Chloe Grace Moretz has a nipple ring that David Beckham’s son cums all over…young love or some shit…that probably involves shit…because even when I was 18, I was fucking girls up the ass, they were religious and / or disgusted by the idea of giving me their virginity and thinking about that for the rest of their lives….I get it… I don’t get why this nipple pic is so shit, I figure if you want to decorate that tit, put it out there, even if your tits are underdeveloped and weird, something her fans probably like since they fell for her when she was 12 and her plastic surgeon dad and his god complex – made him confident she’d exist…but not confident enough to give her free implants….. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt… But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
