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Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits.. It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment…. There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to.. The post Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day

You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt… But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

People call me a misogynist, I consider myself a feminist, I just like to notice the tits being shown to me, that I would assume are being shown to me by girls who consider themselves feminsts, so why is it woman hating to notice them, why isn’t it woman hating to show them…Logic.. She’s Done Full Frontal That said, the only thing I can think of that I am sexist in is Comedy. I don’t find girl comedians funny or talented, I find them failed actresses, too ugly to be actresses, so they do comedy…I also find their jokes to be a lot about dick sucking, farting during sex, and in Sarah Silverman’s case, anything that involves poo. It doens’t make me laugh.. She’s Done Full Frontal But what does make me laugh is when dudes tell me that they find her hot…I mean…tits, I get it, and she does too, I mean why else is she showing them off…they are key players in her stage show…but there is more to women than tits…any girl will tell you that…just in this case, everything other than the tits…are bad…so bad…. She’s Done Full Frontal TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kylie Jenner is 18, freshly turned 18, she was 17 this time last week, and whether her body is fake from surgery, fake from photoshop or facetune, jacked up by weird body conditioning or fitness, and/or hormones in the food….like how does a white girl with a white mother and a white father have a booty like her Armenian and Black sisters…unless her mother strayed which would be so hard to believe considering she’s a whore and the dad is a fucking woman…and whores love cock…and dudes who dress like women…are just confusing… That said, whatever is going on here, hormones, hormones in the food, artificial enhancements, etc….it is safe to say…at freshly turned 18…yet already damaged by big black cock…Kylie is at her prime and it’s only downhill from here… And like so many abused girls who hit puberty at a young age before her, she’ll be fat as fuck soon enough, while still rocking her tranny man face, when the rest of her grows into her ass…ass that is the biggest news of the week…reminding me how depressing the news actually is… The post Kylie Jenner is Still in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jayde Nicole Still Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t know what the deal with this trash from Canada is. I know she followed her single-mother’s white trash lead to take her titties to Playboy cuz it pays more and leads to more opportunity than stripping, but as long as she does it when she’s freshly turned 18 so that her youth works for her guaranteeing a spot as most whores only get the confidence to get naked for the world after their other plans in money making have fallen apart and they realize that “it’s now or never”….but instead of staying true to being a bitch who gets naked for money, she started dating some idiot, ended up on a shitty reality shot, and now thinks she’s a fucking TV star, when really she isn’t shit…other than a whore meant to get naked who got diverted… So when I see the useless cunt showing off a little tit, I like to get the message out that she needs to step up her game and flash some cunt, cuz otherwise no one will notice you in a few months…and this post has been my good deed of the day…helping some trash out when no one else bother noticing her or her cleavage cuz it’s irrelevant anymore… Pics via Fame

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