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18 STUNNING Celebrity Confessions: Who Said What?!?

We hope you're sitting down for these, people. We hope you're prepared. We hope your jaw is ready for the impact of the fall its about to take when it hits the floor. Because what follows is a list of stunning celebrities confessions that left us reeling back when they first went public… and which still leave us in shock all this time later: 1. I have HIV… Charlie Sheen confirmed this rumor via an exclusive interview with The Today Show. He finally came clean after years of being blackmailed by friends and prostitutes. 2. I took steroids… Yes you did, Lance Armstrong. Following years of adamant denials, Lance Armstrong finally revealed the truth in a 2013 interview with Oprah. 3. I smoked crack… Rob Ford made this confession after talk circulated that a videotape existed of the Toronto Mayor… well… smoking crack. His exact quote will go down in history: “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately a year ago.” 4. Okay, I DID have sex with that woman… After denying any sort of inappropriate touching with Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton made a televised address to the nation, admitting to an “improper physical relationship” with his intern. The House of Representatives voted to impeach the president for perjury, but he was subsequently acquitted. 5. I’m gay! Of course Ellen DeGeneres is gay, right? No big deal! Try telling that to the comedian when she went public with this announcement in 1997. 6. I consider myself a woman… Caitlyn Jenner made her gender transformation official when she told Diane Sawyer in April 2015 that she views herself as a woman. View Slideshow

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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Bottoms for Samsung of the Day

Jessica Alba is shameless…but the reality is every one of these celebrities who tries to be clever in their product placement on social media strategies doesn’t need to be clever, be shameless and your retard audience that I know are retards because they follow your ass and make you a billionaire in the process, when they should have turned their backs on you after “honey” and pushed you to a life of drug addiction, prostitution and premature death… But instead, she’s posting pics of her pussy next to a tablet, that Samsung paid her to do, and that will get past around because people, myself included still care enough about her pussy, even though it’s been shredded by kids and Cash Warren penis.. She’s the worst…Samsung endorse vagina pics…and she’s winning…and we’re all fucking losers who allow these people to exist…. The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini Bottoms for Samsung of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day

I’m living in the past…but Lohan with a drippy ice cream cone reminds me of what her jerking off Samantha Ronson would probably look lke… Lohan is living in the past…because she thinks people still care about her, despite her being pretty much irrelevant…but still Lohan I guess…famous from tabloids and a handful of shit movies…never actually doing anything good…but I guess she’s trying to be future, because she’s become a social media fame whore.. TO SEE LOHAN IN LONDON CLICK HERE The post Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day

People call me a misogynist, I consider myself a feminist, I just like to notice the tits being shown to me, that I would assume are being shown to me by girls who consider themselves feminsts, so why is it woman hating to notice them, why isn’t it woman hating to show them…Logic.. She’s Done Full Frontal That said, the only thing I can think of that I am sexist in is Comedy. I don’t find girl comedians funny or talented, I find them failed actresses, too ugly to be actresses, so they do comedy…I also find their jokes to be a lot about dick sucking, farting during sex, and in Sarah Silverman’s case, anything that involves poo. It doens’t make me laugh.. She’s Done Full Frontal But what does make me laugh is when dudes tell me that they find her hot…I mean…tits, I get it, and she does too, I mean why else is she showing them off…they are key players in her stage show…but there is more to women than tits…any girl will tell you that…just in this case, everything other than the tits…are bad…so bad…. She’s Done Full Frontal TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Silverman’s Terrifying Shit and Fart Joke Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nick Cannon Brings ‘Wild ‘N Out’ Back For ‘Grimy’ NYC Season

Cannon moves from Hollywood to New York in new season of ‘Wild ‘N Out,’ premiering July 9 on MTV2 at 11 p.m. ET/PT. By Nadeska Alexis

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Jon Connor’s Unconscious State Is All About ‘Having Fun’

‘What most people don’t know about me is that I consider myself a music dude first,’ Jon Connor tells Mixtape Daily. By Rob Markman

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Olivia Munn Nipple in a Sweater of the Day

I generally hate Olivia Munn, but only because I consider myself a defender of nerd interests, and I know that nerds are weak people who when a girl shows them any attention, even for evil, self beneficial reasons, they ignore the obvious gold digging, manipulation and are blinded by the “holy shit a girl just spoke to me”…no matter how rich their nerdy asses are…it’s just the nerd way. Olivia Munn knew that loophole, worked it, and got famous because of it, and now I guess she’s got no where else to turn but holes in her sweater that she conveniently doesn’t wear a bra under…because maybe, just maybe her nerd fans who have moved on from her, will remember her, cuz they are loyal…or more importantly, maybe the paparazzi will notice… She’s essentially a nobody, but nipples in sweaters are worth posting….Good Job Munn TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Victoria Rays’ Unknown Side Boob

I’ve never heard of this Victoria Rays chick before, and I’m not sure anyone else has either, since my plumber has more Twitter followers than she does. But I consider myself something of a hottie talent scout, and Victoria is showing off some A-plus side boob here. Judging from that and the pics I grabbed off her Facebook page because I’m not a stalker, I’m just doing a little thing called “research,” I think Victoria could blow up big with a little help. I also think I might have a chance with her before she becomes famous though. So go ahead and enjoy these pictures, just don’t tell your friends about them until after I make my move on Twitter. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Victoria Rays’ Unknown Side Boob

I’ve never heard of this Victoria Rays chick before, and I’m not sure anyone else has either, since my plumber has more Twitter followers than she does. But I consider myself something of a hottie talent scout, and Victoria is showing off some A-plus side boob here. Judging from that and the pics I grabbed off her Facebook page because I’m not a stalker, I’m just doing a little thing called “research,” I think Victoria could blow up big with a little help. I also think I might have a chance with her before she becomes famous though. So go ahead and enjoy these pictures, just don’t tell your friends about them until after I make my move on Twitter. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Octomom to Appear at AVN Awards

Newly-minted adult film star Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is headed to the granddaddy of all celebrity galas, the 2013 AVN Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada! So thrilled is the mother of 14 that the Octomom porn got nominated for four AVN Awards, she plans on going to the ceremony and going home a winner. Nadya admits she was “completely surprised” that she was nominated for four honors : Best Marketing Campaign for her film, “Octomom Home Alone.” Best Celebrity Sex Tape Best Solo Release Best DVD Extras Yes … Octomom: Home Alone apparently has DVD Extras. Can you say stocking stuffer?! Octo says she feels she has the best chance of winning #2 on the above list. The reason? “I don’t consider myself a celebrity, but I have never heard of the other people nominated. So I’m pretty sure I have a good chance of winning,” she says. To Nadya Suleman , the January 19 show marks a truly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, since she says she’s retiring from porn as a one-hit masturbating wonder. We should all be so lucky.

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