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Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day

I’m living in the past…but Lohan with a drippy ice cream cone reminds me of what her jerking off Samantha Ronson would probably look lke… Lohan is living in the past…because she thinks people still care about her, despite her being pretty much irrelevant…but still Lohan I guess…famous from tabloids and a handful of shit movies…never actually doing anything good…but I guess she’s trying to be future, because she’s become a social media fame whore.. TO SEE LOHAN IN LONDON CLICK HERE The post Lohan Handling Ice Cream Like it was Sam ROnson’s Dick of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Grocery Shopping Like the Help of the Day

Sometimes a bitch needs to re-connect with her cleaning lady roots and go grocery shopping to reflect on how far she’s come along…if you’re like me that will be enough for you to get off to because I love the concept of fucking the help…in fact I love the concept of fucking anything with a vagina….and it turns out the grocery store is a hot pot of honey pots if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that Sofia Vergara was destined to be a chamber maid at a hotel…or just a maid at a rich person’s house who fucks her like Arnold when the wife is out…but instead turned into this entity with big tits and a spanish accent in Hollywood…that I can only assume comes from selling your soul to the devil in some weird Latino ceremony…because there are hundreds of thousands hot latino women working illegally in the USA and none of them got all Hollywood….she just doesn’t add up…but here she is doing groceries anyway.

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Irina Shayk Goes Topless in Esquire of the Day

Irina Shayk teaches the youth of today a very valuable lesson they don’t teach in school…and that lesson is to fuck someone famous, rich or successful in business, sport or hollywood and good things will happen to your modeling career….So don’t focus on books and studying…focus on being pretty and not getting fat…cuz no famous, rich or successful person like fat chicks…except maybe Pierce Brosnan …. Hot body, hot photoshoot, who cares how she got there, just be happy she’s doing this while she’s there….cuz we all get to stare.

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