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Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

I am pretty sure that Selena Gomez has a small set of implants….Hispanic chicks have shitty fucking tits as a general rule….and you know as young as she is and as perky as her body may be…these are just too ideal to be real….and since they are small and unoffesive I am all for them…since tits are just accessories for sex anyway…like a toy to play with while you’re doing other things….and that is why I am interesting in recruiting as many girls as I can to buy implants for as long as they contractually oblige to letting me play with said implants whenever I fucking way…. That said, here are Selena Gomez tits doing good, drawing attention to more than just her tits…but also to Unicef, which is more than any stripper I know has done with her implants, even if I consider myself a charity and her letting me pay to rub her titties almost a philanthropic even, except it usually involves raping me of all the money I have….. Either way, I’m a fan of good work for the progress of man kind as long as it inovles tits.

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Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

I am pretty sure that Selena Gomez has a small set of implants….Hispanic chicks have shitty fucking tits as a general rule….and you know as young as she is and as perky as her body may be…these are just too ideal to be real….and since they are small and unoffesive I am all for them…since tits are just accessories for sex anyway…like a toy to play with while you’re doing other things….and that is why I am interesting in recruiting as many girls as I can to buy implants for as long as they contractually oblige to letting me play with said implants whenever I fucking way…. That said, here are Selena Gomez tits doing good, drawing attention to more than just her tits…but also to Unicef, which is more than any stripper I know has done with her implants, even if I consider myself a charity and her letting me pay to rub her titties almost a philanthropic even, except it usually involves raping me of all the money I have….. Either way, I’m a fan of good work for the progress of man kind as long as it inovles tits.

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Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

Elizabeth Olsen Covers Nylon

Her sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley may have been celebrities since birth, but Elizabeth Olsen insists that their fame never affected the family dynamic. “I consider myself so very lucky to have such a normal family,” the youngest Olsen sis and Martha Marcy May Marlene actress tells October’s Nylon . The 22-year-old, who attended a private school in Beverly Hills for 13 years, says she was surrounded by “super-creative” kids. Rich, famous kids. “The weird thing is that everyone’s family was a part of this industry,” she says. “Everyone is always like, ‘What have you learned from your sisters?'” “But it didn’t really have to do with my sisters at all. Like, my best friend’s father [Rick Baker] is a makeup-artist, but he’s won seven Oscars!” “Another one of my friends, her family created Days of Our Lives .” She credits her father, David, for instilling the values of hard work in the girls. “It was always very important that his daughters take care of themselves, be financially independent. He never liked the idea of us needing a man.” She may never be AS financially secure as her sisters, whose GDP is that of a small continent. But have you seen Elizabeth Olsen in GQ ? HOT! Which of the Olsens would you most like to …

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Some More Britney Spears Performing in a Leotard of the Day

I already posted these Britney Leotard in Concert pics…. But they are the highlight of the day…a highlight that brought together the Britney Spears and fat chicks in an office cubicle remembering their teenage idol, gay men trying to be fabulous, and chronic masturbating perverts who like a nice fat celebrity ass on stage in a leotard….Britney’s most recent performance, substantially better in pictures than video, cuz you don’t need to get distracted by her shitty music, and allows you to take it all in and I figured I’d post some more of the pictures…. I’m just sad there were no vagina slips….even though I’ve seen Britney’s vagina and know it’s on some crusty mom pussy shit that’s not all that awesome to look at but still better than not lookin’ at hit poking out of her costume…If you know what I mean… Here’s her thickness performing in video…complete with gay guys in the audience singing along…

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Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

When fashion looks like this…I consider myself a fashionista. This is me slipping into a pair of fashion pants, heading down to fashion parties, to hang with obnoxious fashion people, talking about useless shit, while judging everyone around us, cuz they just don’t meet our standards….cuz if Fashion keep on this porn route, not that tits are porn, but shit’s definitely erotic and I’m gonna endorse it….cuz anyone who can get million dollar ad deals while taking fetish pics like this is someone I need to meet cuz I want a private jet to fly away from this ghetto hell I’m living…. Here are the tits….

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Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless for Vogue Russia of the Day

Jackson Rathbone Says ‘Airbender’ Training Came In Handy For ‘Eclipse’

‘I consider myself fairly well-trained — for film, at least,’ ‘Twilight’ co-star says. By Jocelyn Vena Jackson Rathbone Photo: MTV News When “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” comes out June 30, fans will see a much “darker, more animalistic” side of their beloved vampires and werewolves , according to co-star Jackson Rathbone. And since he is, actually, only human, Rathbone is grateful that he had a slight advantage in preparing for Jasper’s battle scenes: his role in “The Last Airbender,” which opens July 2. “Well ‘The Last Airbender’ and ‘Eclipse’ are both action-heavy films, and I play characters [who are] a lot of the wars and a lot of the fight scenes,” Rathbone told MTV News . “So, I did two months of kung-fu training for ‘The Last Airbender’ and then that actually parlayed really well going into ‘Eclipse,’ so I had all the background training.” But just because he had to get his kung-fu on for “Airbender,” didn’t mean he rested on his laurels once he got to the “Eclipse” set. “And then I did more fight training in ‘Eclipse,’ so I consider myself fairly well-trained — for film, at least. Don’t come up to me on the street and try and fight me!” Rathbone is happy that Jasper has a much more complex role in the third film than he did in “Twilight” and “Eclipse.” “I play this very quiet kind of solitary character,” he explained. “He’s very dark and withdrawn, and now with ‘Eclipse,’ we get to see why. We get to go back into Jasper’s backstory, who he used to be his old life and why he’s afraid of himself around Bella. You get to see him warm up to Bella in this third film.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Photos ‘The Last Airbender’ ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

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Kim Cattrall Is Nothing Like Samantha Jones

Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall has said she is “totally insecure” and not like her onscreen character at all. The 53-year-old plays man-eater Samantha in the hit show and said there are very few similarities between them. She said to UK magazine You : “I could not go into a bar and pick up a man – that is so foreign to me it’s not even in my hemisphere

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Match This Potter Fan!

A Harry Potter fan built this model of Hogwarts school – out of 602,000 MATCHSTICKS.  Patrick Acton, 55, spent more than two years to complete the model. It features all the turrets, walkways and towers seen in the boy wizard films. “I love the books and consider myself a Harry Potter fan,” he said

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