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Constance Jablonski Naked of the Day

I feel like I may have already posted these pics, talking about how lame the fucking world is in terms of creativity…it’s like they know they have some model, who is actually a well known model, willing to get naked, and they have to figure out how to spin it into being “art” so they see a market across the street and decide to style it with whatever produce they can find on sale, and they make the girl interact with the produce, as models do, in some dramatic and stupid way…while naked…in what I call lazy fucking work…the idea and execution likely took a solid 10 minutes…..the set up and idea happened 15 minutes before the shoot…and it’s obvious and maybe they dragged it out through the day since they were paying her, or since she blocked out the time…but the concept…is fucking weak. I mean sure seeing any naked chick doing anything is worth looking at, but it is all just the same fucking thing over and over again, I’d like to see these people who get paid well, and are considered artists or geniuses or the best at what they do…come up with something…anything…that makes me say…”Oh…that was good”… Instead it’s like “that was lame, desperate, lacked effort, concept, vision, story”… How are people not stepping it up…and the worst thing is they probably all play this off like it’s awesome…like the creative directors are like “Brilliant, genius, amazing”…like they don’t even know it’s a joke…they actually think it’s good. I don’t get it….but I guess that aspect of the nude shoot is what makes the nude shoot hilarious…the people behind it don’t know it’s a joke… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Constance Jablonski Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Constance Jablonski Runway Model Tits of the Day

Here’s some Constance Jablonski wearing a very luxurious shirt for a fashion show in Paris for a company called Balmain, that is probably best known for going after the Urban market like it was Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s, by using that pig Kardashian family, who I assume were in attendance….. Yep….they were in attendance…at the fashion show…before being robbed at gunpoint by someone I assume they hired for the press, hype, scandal and sympathy of many…where a rumored 7 Million dollars of Jewelry was stolen, because she’s an overinflated, overpaid, piled of dog shit…and I am sure it wasn’t an inside job, because no one with guns get that close to evil without shooting them in the fucking head…. Not that this is about Kim Kardashian, who is so abrasive she infiltrates our entire world…even when looking at unrelated model tits…it’s about the model tits that belong to angular faced Constance Jablonski….a name that sounds mail order..but that is tall enough to be high paid in fashion… The post Constance Jablonski Runway Model Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski Nude For Lui Magazine

Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel  Constance Jablonski with a new crazy-hot photoshoot for  Lui . And you know, this latest shoot from the French hottie just gave me a great business idea to go along with the usual pants fire: forget bikini car washes. Someone ought to start naked supermodel car washes. I’m telling you, that’s a million dollar idea right there. » view all 11 photos

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Eniko Mihalik Topless for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

Lingerie company Etam had their 100 year anniversary, which means that they’ve been outtfitting women who can afford Etam….from the high end hookers to the sugar babies of the 1920s trying to seduce bootleggers with their fancy smells and lace…to the sugar babies of dot com billionaires today….a lot of pussy and tit have been seductively covered with their wares….and a lot of period stains, cum shots, a few miscarriages, yeast infections, STDs have graced the fabrics….I’m sure at least one hooker has been raped and killed in ETAM…a legacy that would be interested to follow if only they had cameras attached to every pair… Well, they had their fashion show and in their show was Eniko Mihalik and her tits…and they looked great… And Constance Jablonski was also there…..and looked great…. And here’s a totally unrelated lingerie fashion show called God Save Queens….because the ETAM one wasn’t online… Thank god they aren’t Victoria’s Secret… The post Eniko Mihalik Topless for Etam Fashion Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day

I always get excited for Nina Agdal when her drunk, retard looking head, gets work…because it makes her seem like less of a rich guy fucking whore from Miami who think she’s a big deal because she fucked her way into Sports Illustrated – something she’s leveraged the last 7 years and keeps pushing….rather than doing anything actually impressive with her career… All I see is a lazy party girl, who gets occassional jobs, but doesn’t need those jobs thanks to making sure the guys she fucks are billionaires and will finance her.. I can just tell she’s got a shitty attitude and is shit, but her body is ok when not in a dress…just ask any rich guy who’s fucked her for money…or I guess you could look at her countless bikini pics.. The post Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits.. It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment…. There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to.. The post Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away… Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces… Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude. The post Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day… The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige… She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened… My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL. The post Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski’s “Wardrobe Malfunction”

I’m not sure if you can technically call these new pictures from French hottie Constance Jablonski a “wardrobe malfunction,” considering even with the flash, the Victoria’s Secret Angel is currently showing less skin than 99% of models do during their beach photoshoots. I guess I’ll have to consult my official Blogger Guidebook to be sure. So hang on, this could take a while. Like 30, maybe even 45 seconds if I go for a new personal best. I’m talking about of research, you sickos. Get your minds out of the gutter. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Sophie Vlaming for Telva of the Day

You may not know anything about Sophie Vlaming or her eagerness to BE A MODEL BY SHOWING HER TITS , but I do…not personally, that would just be weird, or creepy, or would ruin how interesting her tits are in pictures, because I would know the truth behind this dutch, eager, model, who like a Glamour model, or a stripper, or a porn chick, or a cam girl, is using her body to get ahead shamelessly….and there’s nothing wrong with that, if anything there is something wrong with you not getting naked for your career advancement, as you make your 10 dollars an hour, and these bitches live the good life… She’s dutch, she’s hot, I want to get her pregnant with my mouth….

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