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Constance Jablonski Runway Model Tits of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Constance Jablonski wearing a very luxurious shirt for a fashion show in Paris for a company called Balmain, that is probably best known for going after the Urban market like it was Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s, by using that pig Kardashian family, who I assume were in attendance….. Yep….they were in attendance…at the fashion show…before being robbed at gunpoint by someone I assume they hired for the press, hype, scandal and sympathy of many…where a rumored 7 Million dollars of Jewelry was stolen, because she’s an overinflated, overpaid, piled of dog shit…and I am sure it wasn’t an inside job, because no one with guns get that close to evil without shooting them in the fucking head…. Not that this is about Kim Kardashian, who is so abrasive she infiltrates our entire world…even when looking at unrelated model tits…it’s about the model tits that belong to angular faced Constance Jablonski….a name that sounds mail order..but that is tall enough to be high paid in fashion… The post Constance Jablonski Runway Model Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked. I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry… Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference… I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity. She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35. The post Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away… Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces… Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude. The post Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day… The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige… She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened… My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL. The post Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Best thing On the Internet Today of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old as fuck Patrick Stewart, is stoned and teaching his 35 year old opportunist girlfriend how to act…on video…and now on the internet…for you to love. She uploaded it herself because that’s what opportunist girlfriends do…they milk what their vaginas have lined up for them as hard as they can..because you never know when your vagina will get you another opportunity like this to leverage for more fame and exposure. Judge Joe Brown with hookers is ok too…

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Pippi LongStocking Sex Tape Exists of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Tami Erin, which is convenient because it sounds like a porn name, and she is probably best known for being Pipi Longstocking in the 80s TV show…here she comes… No one remembers….but she’s trying to make people remember her by posting suggestive pics of herself on Twitter looking’ like a whore who fucks on camera on a twitter….and fucking on camera…because she has virtually no following…and a sex tape scandal can fix that…. The storyline of the scandal is that her ex is shopping the sex tape around, and TMZ has already seen the clips, but without Tami Erin Longstocking singing off on the shit, legally no one can do anything with it, otherwise people could get arrested, because it is porn…. That doesn’t mean you won’t get to see it, it just means that she’s playing the victim angle so that when you do see it, she comes across as someone who has nothing to do with any of this shit, even though she poses in her underwear on the internet, and seems like someone desperate enough to do something like this, pretending to not be the mastermind, hoping it leads to a Dancing with the stars gig, because really what else is there out there for her. The fact is, with porn, she legally has to sign documents and releases…Kim Kardashian had to do it, Paris had to do it. These leaks are all staged. No one has heard of Tami Erin, and anyone who is still a fan of hers is seriously a fucking creeper, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t watch her fuck….because I would….especially since I know she’s a whore just by looking at her twitter pics…and I love watching whores fuck on camera…even when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring….especially when they pretend they aren’t involved in the whoring…it’s just a level of desperation I appreciate. Here are some of her pics…to get you ready for her big re-launch…

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More Naked Models for Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve got….Miranda Kerr, Andreea Diaconu, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Constance Jablonski, Alessandra Ambrosio, Cameron Russell, Behati Prinsloo, Toni Garrn, Karlina Caune and Jourdan Dunn They are…naked for fashion…or Interview Magazine…which is more of a fashion magazine than a porn mag…even though all these pics of these models and their small implants that helped make them bikini models..are straight up porn to me. I love every second of this…I mean I am falling in love with pictures of girls I’ve never met…I’m ready to propose to all these bitches…my god.

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Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do… Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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Hot Top Models for Allure’s “What Lies Beneath” Shoot of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So here are some models you may or may not be familiar with….that are all pretty much top fucking models…all famous for being good at getting photographed…all rich and luxurious because of it….representing all that is wrong in our world….but also representing all that is good…cuz I like beautiful people…and I’d hate if ugly people could pollute our lives and get ahead being ugly….at the same scale beautiful people do…it would put a damper on my day…. The models are: Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Izabel Goulart, Karlie Kloss, Constance Jablonski, Isabeli Fontana, Catherine McNeil, Sui He, Linda Evangelista, Naysha Matonhodze, Nadja Bender They aren’t naked…but still sexy or suggestive enough to jerk off to but maybe I just think that cuz I grew up jerking off to fashion television…cuz it was the only thing on TV that had nipple in it….in a time before cable….

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