This guy is the best kind of asshole. Some drunk dude in San Diego drove off a cliff, and this guy was there to capture the rescue footage, where he narrates a whole bunch of craziness, that makes me laugh…from calling the Ambulance driver Christopher Reeves, to making fun of the skinny reporter…shit may not be that on point, or that hilarious out of context, but pretty fucking solid…more news needs to be handled by amateur comedians… it is great..
Constance Jablonski is modeling some activewear, some bikinis and some lingerie for H&M, because I guess that’s what models do…at least when they have finally made it and a corporate brand wants to scoop them the fuck up… But I’m more into her modeling her NIPPLES … She started at her nipples or a willingness to show them to photographers for fashion, now she’s here.
Because I assume you guys like to keep up on the latest hotties as much as I do (just in case there’s a pop quiz), here’s one more you should know: Constance Jablonski . According to my research, Constance is a French model and she wanted to be a tennis player when she was younger. Which is such a coincidence, because I wanted to be Constance’s towel boy when I was younger. OK, so technically, that was approximately 30 seconds ago. But I hope Constance hasn’t given up on her dream yet, because I certainly haven’t given up on mine. » view all 62 photos
I guess when Victoria’s Secret tests out a model to walk their runway show and doesn’t end up hiring them for campaigns or catalogs like they are Candice Swanepoel, it’s either because the model isn’t good enough for their requirements, or not desperate enough to get the work, take a pay cut, because you know the Victoria’s Secret girls, despite all the exposure they get from Victoria’s Secret marketing, are not as well paid as all the fashion models who book ALL the major campaigns, and not just one mid-range, Walmart quality, sweatshop made, middle-american underwear company. That’s why Victoria’s Secret hires all these chicks from the third world, they like the exposure and the Green Card, hoping to use it as a stepping stone, not unlike your Filipino cleaning lady, except maybe 3 feet taller ad more luxurious. That said, she’s working for the competition, who probably pay more and are probably a bigger deal to work with than Victoria’s Secret, despite what you probably think, and I think she looks tasty as fuck, even if I prefer WHEN SHE MODELS HER NIPPLES
This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…
Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….
I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss , Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.
I don’t know when these JENNIFER LAWRENCE big cleavage pics are from….I just know they happend…and since it is Canadian Thanksgiving, you know American Thanksgiving’s horrible neighbor….I figure I’d post them to give thanks to Oscar nominated child stars throwing away a serious acting career by getting type cast as the franchise she signed up for…..because with cheapening a career…comes cheapening herself…and cheapening herself…comes with exposed tits…that make me cum…. Works for me.
Here are a bunch of models…their names don’t matter because they are pretty much interchangeable, replaceable, every girl wants to be a model and will get topless for it, since it is Society’s stamp of approval, you know letting them know they matter, that they are hot, and that they don’t need to work an actual job, here’s a ton of money to just sit there and look pretty….and for some reason, a reason I call hot girls….it is porn to me… So here are models: Toni Garrn, Frida Gustavsson, Constance Jablonski, Monika ‘Jac’ Jagaciak & Liu Wen for some topless photoshoot….
Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski , some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…
