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Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Brazilian Model Is Awesome…even in shitty underwear shoots for Macy’s that remind me of jerking off to the Sears catalog in an era before the Internet….only with a lot less anxiety…because my foster mom won’t get mad and make me do borderline criminal things to me…to punish me when she gets home from working at the diner when she finds her Sears Catalog desecrated, violated, raped by someone who isn’t even her biological son… I really hate lingerie catalog shoots….and I always have…with their edited nipples and mall family portrait quality….but it is the Holidays and time for all the stores to push this shit like it is crack cocaine to all the useless husbands who don’t know what to buy their wives they hate…..but this Gabriela Rabelo makes this Macy’s shit worth lookin’ at….

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Helen Hunt Full Frontal Nude Scene in The Sessions of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Helen Hunt is in a new movie about a paralyzed due to Polio poet who is a virgin and decides to hire her to have sex with him…it is called The Sessions, but I call it 40 year old virgin, the Oscar winning edition… Luckily, like all hookers…or “sex surrogates” as they call her in the movie…she gets naked, shows her old lady hangers…and some bush…cuz I’m guessing if this 40 year old version is paralyzed due to Polio…it takes place in an era before the bikini wax… The scary thing in all this is that these pics some Pirate took…totally turns me on…. I blame Mad About You circa 1994….or maybe I blame the fact that Helen Hunt Has got bush..cuz bush is dead with today’s youth…but as an old as fuck dude…I Remember…I’ll Never Forget…

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Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Posing in Matching Outfits of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sisters dressed the same like they were 5 may be appealing to some of you…but reminds me of little kids playing in the park at a birthday party….meaning it isn’t sexy…unless you factor in that they aren’t little kids…at least one of them isn’t a little kid…and the one who isn’t a little kid is trying to train and whore out the one who is a little kid….so that the one who isn’t a little kid is not the disgrace of the family for leaking nude pics to advance her career….but the one who is a little kid is for whatever whore moves she pulls to stand out from her family’s expectations…and the whole thing is confusing….unless you understand the dynamic of older whore sisters training younger sisters to be bigger whores than they are…you know cuz they paved the way for them….cuz I am pretty sure that’s what is going on here and the parents don’t care….cuz they are getting paid….. If this post made no sense…I just want you to know it makes perfect sense to me.

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Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon…. But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss , Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.