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Hilary Rhoda Erotic Pantyhose Campaign of the Day

If you got model legs, you should be marketing pantyhose, because it’s something that just makes logical sense….but not enough models are marketing pantyhose, which is upsetting pantyhose fetishists, maybe there’s not a huge market for the pantyhose market, like there was in the 80s Sears Catalogs, or maybe this kind of thing happens all the time, I am just out of the loop because I am not an official pantyhose fetishists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love the things pantyhose do…or that I don’t remember the first time a girlfriend back in the era of pantyhose walked around after her shitty waitressing job in her pantyhose…the smell of feet radiating from the fabric that tightly hugged her into an erotic shape I insisted on jerking off on… That said, Hilary Rhoda must be pretty old by now, but she’s still busting out legs..and here they are. The post Hilary Rhoda Erotic Pantyhose Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ellie Martin Is An Instagram Hottie You Should Know

As you all know, I do my best to keep you guys up-to-date on the latest Instagram hotties out there. And I want you perverts to meet my newest find: Ellie Martin . I don’t know much about her, because I’m lazy and 30 seconds of Googling is pretty much my max, but luckily I think this bikini photoshoot tells you everything you need to know. AKA that she’s smoking hot. But don’t worry, I’ll keep you posted if I find out anything else about Ellie. Like, say, what she looks like in lingerie. Fingers crossed. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Hilary Rhoda Will Blow Your Pants Off

I don’t know a lot about Hilary Rhoda here, other than the fact that she’s been featured in the  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue a couple times, and she’s going to be featured heavily in my dreams and/or fantasies from now on. Because this cover shoot she just did for lui is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen in months. But don’t just take my word for it. See for yourself. And enjoy. Continue reading

2017 Miss America Preliminary Competition Has No Clear Winners

Apparently the Miss America competition  has started up again, and once again, they forgot to invite yours truly to be a judge, even though everyone knows I’m a seasoned pro when it comes to judging women in bikinis. Anyway, they kicked things off with a preliminary round, and in my professional opinion, this year’s crop is pretty meh. I thought this was supposed to be a beauty pageant, but I see hotter women in bikinis on Instagram every day. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Models “Love” Target Fashion

Here’s a whole bunch of professional hotties at some Target-sponsored launch party for New York Fashion Week:  Emily Ratajkowski , Chanel Iman , Hilary Rhoda , Joan Smalls , Kendall Jenner , and Nicole Trunfio . Because everyone knows smoking hot supermodels definitely shop at Target and don’t just get all their clothes for free from designers and companies to wear on Instagram, right? Whatever, I’m willing to go along with it and pretend as long as they are. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Models “Love” Target Fashion

Here’s a whole bunch of professional hotties at some Target-sponsored launch party for New York Fashion Week:  Emily Ratajkowski , Chanel Iman , Hilary Rhoda , Joan Smalls , Kendall Jenner , and Nicole Trunfio . Because everyone knows smoking hot supermodels definitely shop at Target and don’t just get all their clothes for free from designers and companies to wear on Instagram, right? Whatever, I’m willing to go along with it and pretend as long as they are. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

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Christina Milian in a Bikini Top of the Day

Christina Milian is an interesting attention seeker, who isn’t really interesting at all, but who is interesting enough, when I am posting a story about her…. Sure, this isn’t really a story about her, but rather bikini pics she put on instagram, that I am posting as an excuse to talk about myself and the fact that I am not a racist, since everyone is up on this racist shit, I would bang a black girl, and my inability to bang black girls is because black girls are as racist as that Sterling dude…and think Mexicans are beneath them or some shit…take away their personal property…it’s only fair. I can’t imagine anyone really cares about this mom who is never Mom-ing, but always at the pool, when she’s not hosting of The Voice Live Shows, a job that doesn’t really make sense, but then again, the show is based on Adam Levine, which also doesn’t make sense, and for that should be killed off….but won’t since it makes too much money… I mean, her highlight was being popstar who had one dirty video, that would have made me believe she was heading in the right direction of being a giant hooker, which I guess she kind of did, since she gets residuals on all the songs her husband at the time gave her credit on, like all the billion dollar Beiber shit, making her a good candidate to try and K-Fed, if she wasn’t busy making her own strategic slut moves…that I hope are better than these bikini pics…

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Hilary Rhoda is Hot in W of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is some model who is engaged to some Hockey Player from Canada named Sean Avery…which I guess has nothing to do with anything…because she’s already secured herself as a Sports Illustrated Model without him…and here she is in W magazine wearing what could be a bikini, because that’s what bikini models do, and I am posting it because I liked the pictures…you know in a basic low level retard kind of “those colours are nice” kind of way… I could go into her history as a greek girl, and wonder if like Maria Menounos she liked Greek, but I realize there’s no point, every girl likes anal, even those who aren’t naturally or genetically predisposed to it… I could go onto her wikipedia or her instagram to see who the person behind the bikini body is…but who gives a fuck, like a retard likes playing with rocks, I just like the pics…

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

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