Apparently the Miss America competition has started up again, and once again, they forgot to invite yours truly to be a judge, even though everyone knows I’m a seasoned pro when it comes to judging women in bikinis. Anyway, they kicked things off with a preliminary round, and in my professional opinion, this year’s crop is pretty meh. I thought this was supposed to be a beauty pageant, but I see hotter women in bikinis on Instagram every day. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
