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Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day

Bar Refaeli must still be big in Europe, I mean if you measured her she’d be big everywhere, all fat like she’s thrown in the towel thanks to her A-List hooking taking a backseat to settling down with a rich man and making babies… She’s still out there shamelessly promoting herself, not her underwear line today, but her pregnancy, probably planning on making the social media star so that she can tap into all the baby product money and mom market money – because she likes money…and money likes her, mainly because money is Jewish and Jewish men need to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy and those Jewish women should be model women instead of lawyer or accountant Jewish women – since it makes you look like you have more status at events…so a hot Jewish woman is more valuable than GOLD….and diamonds that dudes will surely have to buy… I guess I have higher expectations for Bikini models… The post Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day

Bar Refaeli must still be big in Europe, I mean if you measured her she’d be big everywhere, all fat like she’s thrown in the towel thanks to her A-List hooking taking a backseat to settling down with a rich man and making babies… She’s still out there shamelessly promoting herself, not her underwear line today, but her pregnancy, probably planning on making the social media star so that she can tap into all the baby product money and mom market money – because she likes money…and money likes her, mainly because money is Jewish and Jewish men need to marry Jewish women to keep their family happy and those Jewish women should be model women instead of lawyer or accountant Jewish women – since it makes you look like you have more status at events…so a hot Jewish woman is more valuable than GOLD….and diamonds that dudes will surely have to buy… I guess I have higher expectations for Bikini models… The post Bar Refaeli’s Fat in Elle Spin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian in a Bikini Top of the Day

Christina Milian is an interesting attention seeker, who isn’t really interesting at all, but who is interesting enough, when I am posting a story about her…. Sure, this isn’t really a story about her, but rather bikini pics she put on instagram, that I am posting as an excuse to talk about myself and the fact that I am not a racist, since everyone is up on this racist shit, I would bang a black girl, and my inability to bang black girls is because black girls are as racist as that Sterling dude…and think Mexicans are beneath them or some shit…take away their personal property…it’s only fair. I can’t imagine anyone really cares about this mom who is never Mom-ing, but always at the pool, when she’s not hosting of The Voice Live Shows, a job that doesn’t really make sense, but then again, the show is based on Adam Levine, which also doesn’t make sense, and for that should be killed off….but won’t since it makes too much money… I mean, her highlight was being popstar who had one dirty video, that would have made me believe she was heading in the right direction of being a giant hooker, which I guess she kind of did, since she gets residuals on all the songs her husband at the time gave her credit on, like all the billion dollar Beiber shit, making her a good candidate to try and K-Fed, if she wasn’t busy making her own strategic slut moves…that I hope are better than these bikini pics…

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Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out.. I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck… Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…

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Angry People of the Day

People are generally too happy in this medicated world…I considering the fact that the whole world is sad and broken souls thanks to the media making us feel inadequate, useless and like failures…you’d think there would be more short fuse fits of rage…and higher suicide rates…and to celebrate that here are three videos of people getting mad that brought me joy. Angry guy at the Dry Cleaners… Angry Broncos Fan… Angry eviction…

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Emily Ratajkowski for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming… She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars… Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.

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Lady Gaga Throws Up on Stage Video of the Day

I can only assume that Lady Gaga saw all the Justin Bieber Puke Video and was jealous of all the attention he got…you know because getting topless, dressing up in meat, and pulling all the stunts she’s pulled has become played out, expected and boring and the only thing that will get us to notice her now is if she starred in a snuff film… That’s why you gotta keep it conservative and leak the crazy slowly over time… She’s the worst latch on who doesn’t deserve fame ever…but watching her puke on stage makes me laugh…so at least she’s good for something… Here’s the video…of some serious projectile shit….I’m just impressed the gay dancer doesn’t run off screaming or start puking himself….even though that would have made it better.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Lady-Gaga-vomits-Barcelona.flv

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Mila Kunis is Pretty Amazing for Esquire November of the Day

I am going to call bullshit on Mila Kunis being the sexiest woman alive….because she is not the sexiest woman alive…that’s a bold fucking statement….making me wonder what the motives are here…. Is it an ad deal for one of her upcoming movies? Is Ashton Kutcher an investor in Esquire, or a friend to Esquire and would he trick the editors into making his girl the sexiest woman alive, since it makes him feel good about himself…and his possible small penis….that I would assume he has based on the amount of constant attention he draws on himself….. Maybe Esquire is run by her publicist who told them choose Mila or we’ll cut off the information supply…cuz before this photoshoot…Mila Kunis was never sexy….she was cute and nerds loved her…but even in bikini in movies she was like the girl next door with a nice face that Ashton Kutcher violates when not masturbating to granny porn… Sure she’s hot, she takes a good photo and she looks fucking sexy with her shirt off and her ass all round and lovely in a bikini for Esquire…but I think this is the first time this sexy thing has happened for her…confusing me…but not making me complain too hard cuz she looks pretty amazing and I am a fan of amazing. Here’s the video….

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Mila-Kunis-Topless-Esquire-Sexiest-Woman-Alive.flv

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Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough. Pics via Fame

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Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease. I know these are boring…but they go up anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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