Jessica Alba is a stripper in the new Sin City.. This is the promo pic… As much as I like single mother strippers trying to make enough money for their drug habits… This is just too candy coated hollywood for me… There’s no herpes scabs or broken souls…which is a fail…. But I’ll still look, despite the whole not being naked yet being a stripper lie that is being presented to us.
Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out.. I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck… Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…
People are generally too happy in this medicated world…I considering the fact that the whole world is sad and broken souls thanks to the media making us feel inadequate, useless and like failures…you’d think there would be more short fuse fits of rage…and higher suicide rates…and to celebrate that here are three videos of people getting mad that brought me joy. Angry guy at the Dry Cleaners… Angry Broncos Fan… Angry eviction…