We live in a crazy world when Ireland Baldwin is a Guess model. Sure she is tall, has big boobs and not ugly, but she is by no means a model. Now I know Guess usually gets bodacious chikitas for their print ads, but Ireland Baldwin? I can name you 100 girls who would be a better choice. Guess, call me.
Miley Cyrus the married woman, who just last year was a savage in terms of all of the content she was putting out there, just spread pussy, peeing, whatever the fuck she could do to be shocking with her body, like some kind of TUMBLR cam girl, all to promote and hype up a tour I am sure she made STUPID fucking money on, before taking a new approach of wholesome country girl….came out with this campaign for Converse shot by the GUESS? photographer in the 90s, turned hipster icon, who does pin-up and nude erotica probably the best, all stylized as fuck, for valentines…reminding me of a 70s porn chick….which is nice to see, because as far as I’m concerned it’s what MILEY does best, and really what all girls do best…be slutty, act like a sex worker, get rewarded…it’s the basics of our society and species as humans no matter how you try to spin it. The post Miley Cyrus Slutty for Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Welcome to Guess That Celebrity Nipple! We’ll post a close-up of a nipple from one of the many skintastic celebrities here at MrSkin.com, and it’s up to you to guess who it belongs to. We’ll post the answers in a week. Good luck! … read more
Welcome to Guess That Celebrity Nipple! We’ll post a close-up of a nipple from one of the many skintastic celebrities here at MrSkin.com, and it’s up to you to guess who it belongs to. We’ll post the answers in a week. Good luck! … read more
People, very strange people, jerk off to Chloe Moretz, she is their doughy young fetish….and that is all because they found out about her as some 14 year old girl in a latex suit being properly utilized in the sexually charged scene that is Hollywood….sold off by her dad to the world, a Plastic surgeon who played god and made women hot, figuring that his girl thanks to his narcissism could make it in AMerica and adorned by all, in the vanity hub of the world..the smoke and mirrors capital…so he sent her off to do that…it helps sell Face lifts I guess… Well, she’s out in leggings with a cameltoe and that’s about all there is to say about that cuz I’m trying to find a reason or more to say about a pussy eating a pair of pants that are one size too small…when the pictures are really all you need….to jerk off to a remember your weird fetish of watching a girl grow up from a distance and waiting for her to ripen.. The post Chloe Mortez Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted… I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten… The post Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Welcome to Guess That Celebrity Nipple! We’ll post a close-up of a nipple from one of the many skintastic celebrities here at MrSkin.com, and it’s up to you to guess who it belongs to. We’ll post the answers in a week. Good luck! … read more
Welcome to Guess That Celebrity Nipple! We’ll post a close-up of a nipple from one of the many skintastic celebrities here at MrSkin.com, and it’s up to you to guess who it belongs to. We’ll post the answers in a week. Good luck! … read more
Welcome to Guess That Celebrity Nipple! We’ll post a close-up of a nipple from one of the many skintastic celebrities here at MrSkin.com, and it’s up to you to guess who it belongs to. We’ll post the answers in a week. Good luck! … read more
Welcome to Guess That Celebrity Nipple! We’ll post a close-up of a nipple from one of the many skintastic celebrities here at MrSkin.com, and it’s up to you to guess who it belongs to. We’ll post the answers in a week. Good luck! … read more